Assholes attract. Now this is a tough one. Which is the positive asshole and which the negative asshole? For those certain of their answer, a formula get extra points! (hint: The wristwatch near the point of contact…)
Reward: Best answer will NOT be kiboshed; evah. Viral = Headmissey`s.
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — April 19, 2012 @ 10:57 am
OMG!!! Now I need eye bleach oh so bad….
…Why, oh why did I open this thread.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — April 19, 2012 @ 11:21 am
Ol’ Stilton gives a whole new meaning to the term Puppy Chow ….
Comment by Lord of the Fleas — April 19, 2012 @ 11:46 am
I see MsMelissa’s feelin’ better.
Not often we get a PShop from our leggy Texan.
[bangs palm on forehead] Of course!
Dog food! (a play in three acts)
• Dog food.
Maybe where your tepee was pitched, Tonto, but not here.
* Dog food.
Why are you talking like that, Eyegore?
I thought you wanted to.
* Dog food.
Oh, Tarzan, you say the cutest … *ewwwww*
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — April 19, 2012 @ 6:53 pm
Is that a dog-eared recipe?
(hey, it’s tough when all the good ones have been done already.)
Just had ‘senario’ go thru my brainz! Sumpin’ ’bout all the repubs
in congress plus the visitors gallery starting to bark when BamBam
shows up for his next SOTU spitch! Or Col’J's Tea Party infiltrating
BamBam’s next ‘campaign’ appearance out in Kalifornicatia &
drownin’ him out with barking! Sumtimz my brainz has a sense of
humor & mischief & gets me in sooo much troublez!!
all the repubs in congress plus the visitors gallery starting to bark when BamBam
shows up for his next SOTU spitch!
By the Grace of God, and the efforts of all concerned, there will be no more BamBam SOTUs!
“The Twentieth Amendment also established January 20 as the beginning of the presidential term. In years when a new president is inaugurated, the outgoing president may deliver a final State of the Union message, but none has done so since Jimmy Carter sent a written message in 1981.”
Of course, with the ego he has, there might be one anyway, in which he ignores tradition (like with everything else), follows in the footsteps of Carter, and shows up in person to do it. Every third word will be either “I” or “me,” and his favorite phrase will be “as I’ve said before.”
Wonder if everyone could follow in the footsteps of certain Supremes and just not show up?
Of course, he might just go play another round of golf while his staff pries the letters W, M, & R off the White House keyboards.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — April 20, 2012 @ 10:59 pm