Republican House leaders have drafted a proposed contempt of Congress citation against Atty. Gen. Eric H. Holder Jr. in which they charge that he and his Justice Department have repeatedly “obstructed and slowed” the Capitol Hill investigation into the ATF’s flawed Fast and Furious gun-tracking operation.
Reminds me of that testicular cancer episode of South Park when KFCs were banned and guys put their junks in microwaves to get a ‘script. for medical marijuana and those guys went around town bouncing on their balls like a hoppy ball.
On second thought, no it doesn’t.
Quick, alla youz Porch Minkees immediately call your stock brokers,
& buy all the stock you can in yogurt producers, like Dannon!
We’re gonna become 1%ers! Every nancy-boy & ‘male anxiety’
guy is gonna start slurpin’ yogurt from wake up to bedtime!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — April 28, 2012 @ 12:12 pm
I do not want to know how they determined the size of the mouse balls.
Back in the day when the IBM PC was a big deal and the mechanical mouse was the pointing device of choice (as opposed to todays optical mice), there was a lengthy memo circulating at IBM entitled “How to Clean Mouse Balls.” It was an amazing work in that someone had managed to make instructions that had actual utility into a work in which every single sentence was a double entendre.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — April 28, 2012 @ 2:55 pm
Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
A: Throws a handful of warm yogurt on his buddie’s back.
I’m just soooo glad & happy & pleased & grateful that Hog Whitman
is one of da Porch Minkeez here in da Queenapality of SondraKistan!!
He brings such erudite an’ worldly knowlege & ‘sperience to alla us’nz.
Finally he has enabled me to figgur out what to do wid my leftover
yuggert. Iz diss where da ‘spression ‘SPLORCH’ comz frum??