Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — April 29, 2012 @ 7:27 am
The immigrant President and his Communist lackeys make me sick.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — April 29, 2012 @ 7:52 am
Plugs Biden campaign advice for OBoBo: “Boss, let me get a bunch of Navy divers and locate Osama bin Laden. Then, in late October you shoot the motherfucker AGAIN! “
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — April 29, 2012 @ 8:07 am
As Mrs. Jarlsberg pointed out this morning, this jackass doesn’t appreciate a “free press” – he enjoys a “free pass.”
“….a free press as long as it maintains the narrative and doesn’t make me, my policies, or my associates/benefactors look bad. Cross that line and I’ll put you on the enemies list with Fox News, bloggers, veterans, carbon, and the truth.”
Yes, it looks bad for the Deltas. We knew it was going to be like this all along, didn’t we? We will never be able to beat them in their own stadium. They have the best writers and the best jokes. Their smugness makes me sick. But guess what? Mitt’s gonna win. :-)
The Correspondents Dinner has a long tradition of no-holds-barred joking. By all sides. It’s a bit of a chance for them all to let their guard down and have a laff. Nothing wrong with that.
And yes, Claire, that IS funny.
Comment by Annoyed White Male — April 29, 2012 @ 9:29 am
Ou sont la dignité et la gravitas d’antan? Vo bist meine Regierung? Que paso con mi pais? No matter how it’s said or in what language, das ist das Ende! Acta Americana fabula est.
Odd thing is, all the previous “jokes” were actually him telling the truth (but thinking he was lying), and in that last line finally told a joke that was funny (cuz it is false but he thinks it is true).
I still hate that S.O.B.
His eviction from OUR house cannot come soon enough!
Comment by Melissa In Texas — April 29, 2012 @ 11:39 am
I think I’ll reserve my opinion until after the firings, audits and the bloated bodies are found floating in the river. Obama has a thin skin and a big stick….just ask Joe.
I know, but if I don’t laugh sometimes, I’ll do nothing but cry. I think the ability to turn off the hate and anger for a minute and laugh shows I haven’t lost my soul yet. I’ve warned all here on the porch before, beware the dark side. If hate and anger all all you can conjure, you’re in a dangerous place- for you.
Comment by Annoyed White Male — April 29, 2012 @ 3:20 pm
Take my wife… PLEASE! But seriously, folks, after I was done nailing Michelle the other night I rolled-over 3 times and I was STILL on top of the bitch!
But she really is trying to lose weight. She just started on the four basic food groups diet… and now there’s only three left!
So she took-up jogging, but the cops pulled her over and yelled, “Hey, break it up!”
That thar is the President of the Untied States of America. Joe Biden is the Vice President of the United States of America. Does that tell you anything about the free press and how they haven’t been afraid to ask questions, examine, criticize and report the truth. Would these two people be in this position if they had? If you’ve lived in the country any length of time are you having a hard time believing this could happened?
I’m glad I hadn’t had breakfast yet.
He’s just a little too comfortable. We need to change that–and his residence.
Comment by mech — April 29, 2012 @ 6:40 am
Germans?
Forget it. He’s rolling. (@ 38sec)
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — April 29, 2012 @ 7:27 am
The immigrant President and his Communist lackeys make me sick.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — April 29, 2012 @ 7:52 am
Plugs Biden campaign advice for OBoBo: “Boss, let me get a bunch of Navy divers and locate Osama bin Laden. Then, in late October you shoot the motherfucker AGAIN! “
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — April 29, 2012 @ 8:07 am
As Mrs. Jarlsberg pointed out this morning, this jackass doesn’t appreciate a “free press” – he enjoys a “free pass.”
Comment by Stilton — April 29, 2012 @ 8:37 am
“….a free press as long as it maintains the narrative and doesn’t make me, my policies, or my associates/benefactors look bad. Cross that line and I’ll put you on the enemies list with Fox News, bloggers, veterans, carbon, and the truth.”
Comment by Buzz — April 29, 2012 @ 8:49 am
Yes, it looks bad for the Deltas. We knew it was going to be like this all along, didn’t we? We will never be able to beat them in their own stadium. They have the best writers and the best jokes. Their smugness makes me sick. But guess what? Mitt’s gonna win. :-)
Comment by snap-e-tom — April 29, 2012 @ 9:00 am
The Correspondents Dinner has a long tradition of no-holds-barred joking. By all sides. It’s a bit of a chance for them all to let their guard down and have a laff. Nothing wrong with that.
And yes, Claire, that IS funny.
Comment by Annoyed White Male — April 29, 2012 @ 9:29 am
Ou sont la dignité et la gravitas d’antan? Vo bist meine Regierung? Que paso con mi pais? No matter how it’s said or in what language, das ist das Ende! Acta Americana fabula est.
Comment by bocopro — April 29, 2012 @ 10:48 am
Saved the best for last, didn’t he?
Odd thing is, all the previous “jokes” were actually him telling the truth (but thinking he was lying), and in that last line finally told a joke that was funny (cuz it is false but he thinks it is true).
What a putz.
Comment by kinlaw — April 29, 2012 @ 10:52 am
I still hate that S.O.B.
His eviction from OUR house cannot come soon enough!
Comment by Melissa In Texas — April 29, 2012 @ 11:39 am
I think I’ll reserve my opinion until after the firings, audits and the bloated bodies are found floating in the river. Obama has a thin skin and a big stick….just ask Joe.
Comment by Jess — April 29, 2012 @ 12:12 pm
Glad you put the -and a- in there Jess.
Comment by geezerette — April 29, 2012 @ 2:36 pm
The problem, AWM, is what they’re guarding when they put their guard back up.
We joke about the SCOAMF, but it’s not really funny. Because it’s about the freaking enormous amount of damage done to our country.
I can’t laugh with him, can’t do it. If he was only as destructive as that freak Clinton, maybe. Maybe.
But not now.
Comment by Merovign — April 29, 2012 @ 3:02 pm
I know, but if I don’t laugh sometimes, I’ll do nothing but cry. I think the ability to turn off the hate and anger for a minute and laugh shows I haven’t lost my soul yet. I’ve warned all here on the porch before, beware the dark side. If hate and anger all all you can conjure, you’re in a dangerous place- for you.
Comment by Annoyed White Male — April 29, 2012 @ 3:20 pm
Take my wife… PLEASE! But seriously, folks, after I was done nailing Michelle the other night I rolled-over 3 times and I was STILL on top of the bitch!
But she really is trying to lose weight. She just started on the four basic food groups diet… and now there’s only three left!
So she took-up jogging, but the cops pulled her over and yelled, “Hey, break it up!”
I’ll be here all week…
Comment by Hog Whitman — April 29, 2012 @ 3:54 pm
That thar is the President of the Untied States of America. Joe Biden is the Vice President of the United States of America. Does that tell you anything about the free press and how they haven’t been afraid to ask questions, examine, criticize and report the truth. Would these two people be in this position if they had? If you’ve lived in the country any length of time are you having a hard time believing this could happened?
Comment by geezerette — April 29, 2012 @ 4:10 pm
Then my doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I could never pay the bill. so he gave me six more months.
I kill me… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8
Comment by Hog Whitman — April 29, 2012 @ 4:38 pm
I’m not kidding guys, is he back on cocaine? He took it in college and even sold it (in his own book he said that!)
Lately he has just gone so nutso I wonder.
Comment by Paul — April 29, 2012 @ 4:41 pm
So how much soccer mom meat has he had, anyway?
Comment by logdogsmith — April 30, 2012 @ 5:58 am
Why don’t we get to laugh when Obama says these same things during State of the Union speeches?
Comment by Stilton — April 30, 2012 @ 6:48 am
Nice to know he likes the taste of Pit Bull.
Comment by geezerette — April 30, 2012 @ 12:07 pm
Evidently, Michelle didn’t appreciate the humor. I hear she’s barking mad.
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 1, 2012 @ 11:01 am