Preparing their doctoral dissertations on the reasons for the collapse of the US during the 21st century, future history students will very likely coin the term “The Great Aplomb Bomb” or something like that to symbolize the total loss of ethics and dignity in the executive branch of government. Prob’ly looks very striking and stylish as a Kanji ideograph. Or maybe something more solemn, such as “Dignity Takes a Holiday.”
They’ll very likely begin with Nixon, showing his stereotypical “I am not a crook” pose while bringing international shame to the office via his paranoia and megalomania, not to mention his “Sock it to me?” appearances on Laugh-In. Next Jimmah Carter’s “lusted in my heart” and the now infamous attack rabbit will be trotted out to show a slide to anti-machismo and “kinder, gentler” leadership.
Slick’s “I did NOT have sex with that woman” then will be showcased, very likely along with references to his Gennifers and all the rest of his escapades, along with the “boxers or briefs” discussion. And finally there’ll be the plethora of foxpaws and complete diplomatic failures by a completely ineligible dog-eating fraud who completely destroyed both the reputation and treasury of the country, laughing all the way to the Nobel, an Oscar, a Tony, and probably a pair of Grammys, one for mooing and the other for reading jokes someone else wrote for him.
“President Barack Obama managed to commit two major gaffes in a single sentence by attempting to refer to the Falkland Islands as the Malvinas while instead calling them the Maldives, which are 8,123 miles away.
. . .
The American president attempted to use the Spanish word for the Falklands – a snub to Britain –…”
Preparing their doctoral dissertations on the reasons for the collapse of the US during the 21st century, future history students will very likely coin the term “The Great Aplomb Bomb” or something like that to symbolize the total loss of ethics and dignity in the executive branch of government. Prob’ly looks very striking and stylish as a Kanji ideograph. Or maybe something more solemn, such as “Dignity Takes a Holiday.”
They’ll very likely begin with Nixon, showing his stereotypical “I am not a crook” pose while bringing international shame to the office via his paranoia and megalomania, not to mention his “Sock it to me?” appearances on Laugh-In. Next Jimmah Carter’s “lusted in my heart” and the now infamous attack rabbit will be trotted out to show a slide to anti-machismo and “kinder, gentler” leadership.
Slick’s “I did NOT have sex with that woman” then will be showcased, very likely along with references to his Gennifers and all the rest of his escapades, along with the “boxers or briefs” discussion. And finally there’ll be the plethora of foxpaws and complete diplomatic failures by a completely ineligible dog-eating fraud who completely destroyed both the reputation and treasury of the country, laughing all the way to the Nobel, an Oscar, a Tony, and probably a pair of Grammys, one for mooing and the other for reading jokes someone else wrote for him.
Fargin Iceholes.
Comment by bocopro — April 30, 2012 @ 8:36 am
Can’t argue with that.
Comment by snap-e-tom — April 30, 2012 @ 8:54 am
And then the Palis donated it to OBoBo`s campaign. On the promise of becoming the 57th State!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — April 30, 2012 @ 9:01 am
Obama is giving the world clear signals as to who he thinks our friends and enemies are – or at least who his are.
Besides support for the Palestinians, here’s just one other:
Obama & the Falkland Islands
“President Barack Obama managed to commit two major gaffes in a single sentence by attempting to refer to the Falkland Islands as the Malvinas while instead calling them the Maldives, which are 8,123 miles away.
. . .
The American president attempted to use the Spanish word for the Falklands – a snub to Britain –…”
Those pesky British.
Comment by ZZMike — April 30, 2012 @ 10:03 am
He’s starting to get on my nerves too.
Comment by Hog Whitman — April 30, 2012 @ 11:17 am
Time travelers from the future have brought back recordings of Obama singing in his second term:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlLaUCAQlQQ
Comment by TimO — April 30, 2012 @ 12:50 pm
Jayzoos Horatio Keericed! O Tim.
What a remarkable imitation of a goat with its nuts caught in a baling machine.
Comment by bocopro — April 30, 2012 @ 12:53 pm