Cherokee People—– (singing) My ancestors are Spencer’s from Main– my Grandpa always said we were part Canadian Indian— wonder if that counts— I have high cheek bones—
The reason all the scammers claim to be Cherokee is that, for a while, they would accept anybody into the tribe for the right price. That’s how ol’ Walking Eagle got his papers.
Everybody who’s ancestors have been in America for very long have some naive american ancestry.
I do, my ex did, half the people I know do. So the fuck what? High cheek bones? Really? My current GF is from asia and has real cheekbones. Jeez…. anybody ever notice some black people with the right tribal ancestry? Awesome cheekbones, unlike her piddley little half-assed ones that look like most of the people who made it over here from Europe.
For her to have lunch with “people like her,” she’d have to find a pack of lying, self-agrandizing weasels — unlike any of the actual native americans I’ve known…
…but whom I dare say are easy to find in Harvard faculty hangouts.
Oh, I get it: her ancestors belonged to the Weasel Clan.
PS: “like all the indians do” sounds like ignorant, condescending white people talk, not to mention being wrong anyway.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 12:00 pm
SteveHGraham (12): good point.
If I call her an over privileged, self-promoting, weaselly white woman will that make me a racist or a sexist?
Short, introspective pause in my tirade: damn, I think I have just insulted weasels everywhere.
A good remedy for being exposed to that face: go look at Dana Perino for a minute. It doesn’t undo all the psychic trauma, but it will reduce the visible scarring.
^ZZMike – Regularity is a guy down on the reservation.
He’s famous for consuming a quart of Metamucil every day. Says that way nobody can say he’s full of shit when he lies.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 3, 2012 @ 9:20 pm
I’m literally surrounded by Indians (Choctaw) and just like her they came from Oklahoma too.
But not one of them looks like this “chalk faced whore”
Squaw speak with forked tongue and take heap big wampum from paleface.
I think I hit all the 50s-era cartoon Indian high notes there.
Comment by apotheosis — May 3, 2012 @ 8:10 am
Cherokee People—– (singing) My ancestors are Spencer’s from Main– my Grandpa always said we were part Canadian Indian— wonder if that counts— I have high cheek bones—
Comment by geezerette — May 3, 2012 @ 8:29 am
Heck, she’ll fit right in with Dick “I-served-in-Nam” Blumenthal from the great little state of CT.
Must be something in the New England water.
Comment by Zipser — May 3, 2012 @ 8:42 am
With her deception and dishonesty, she has two important qualities to be a successful Senator.
Comment by Jess — May 3, 2012 @ 8:57 am
This “one drop” thing rings familiar…
Comment by TheOldMan — May 3, 2012 @ 9:08 am
The reason all the scammers claim to be Cherokee is that, for a while, they would accept anybody into the tribe for the right price. That’s how ol’ Walking Eagle got his papers.
Comment by mojo — May 3, 2012 @ 9:18 am
Lest we forget JOhn “Magic Hat” KErry…
Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — May 3, 2012 @ 9:34 am
She tried to get the local Indians’ support,
but they had reservations.
*badump*bump*
(Oh, now who didn’t see that comin’?)
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 3, 2012 @ 9:40 am
Comment by Stilton — May 3, 2012 @ 10:01 am
^Awesome, Stilton^
But with comments like that, you’re showing your age.
Comment by Paladin — May 3, 2012 @ 10:18 am
But can she spend like there’s no tomorrow?
Oh, Democrate… yep, she’s qualified.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 11:45 am
In other news, George Zimmerman is white.
Comment by SteveHGraham — May 3, 2012 @ 11:58 am
Everybody who’s ancestors have been in America for very long have some naive american ancestry.
I do, my ex did, half the people I know do. So the fuck what? High cheek bones? Really? My current GF is from asia and has real cheekbones. Jeez…. anybody ever notice some black people with the right tribal ancestry? Awesome cheekbones, unlike her piddley little half-assed ones that look like most of the people who made it over here from Europe.
For her to have lunch with “people like her,” she’d have to find a pack of lying, self-agrandizing weasels — unlike any of the actual native americans I’ve known…
…but whom I dare say are easy to find in Harvard faculty hangouts.
Oh, I get it: her ancestors belonged to the Weasel Clan.
PS: “like all the indians do” sounds like ignorant, condescending white people talk, not to mention being wrong anyway.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 12:00 pm
SteveHGraham (12): good point.
If I call her an over privileged, self-promoting, weaselly white woman will that make me a racist or a sexist?
Short, introspective pause in my tirade: damn, I think I have just insulted weasels everywhere.
http://thejennabee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/weasel.jpg
* penis *
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 12:09 pm
All Indians have high cheekbones? Ra-a-a-a-a-a-cist!!!!
Not only that, but Mr Mohandas Khalsa might disagree.
Comment by ZZMike — May 3, 2012 @ 12:54 pm
A good remedy for being exposed to that face: go look at Dana Perino for a minute. It doesn’t undo all the psychic trauma, but it will reduce the visible scarring.
Comment by SteveHGraham — May 3, 2012 @ 1:08 pm
“I never met an Indian I didn’t like, with the possible exception of Khalil Gibran.”
Comment by mojo — May 3, 2012 @ 1:16 pm
Back on the reservation, her name is Speaks with Fork-ed Tongue, aka Lies with Regularity.
Prolly served in Vietnam with Kerry too.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 3, 2012 @ 1:25 pm
Stilton,
that was the best friggin’ Wonka-meme one I’ve ever seen.
And is it just me, or does she look like a type-cast super-villain’s henchman?
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 3, 2012 @ 3:36 pm
Ha. ZZMike, I was thinking “Indian–dot, or Indian–feather?”
(whoever I stole that from, thanks)
but my first thought was “Who is she and why am I wasting a thought on her?”
Comment by mech — May 3, 2012 @ 3:40 pm
I was thinking “Injun-push-start or injun-pull-start?”
Comment by Paladin — May 3, 2012 @ 4:15 pm
Me like heap big wampum. Me also like cheap visuals…
http://iamdeeplyconcerned.wordpress.com/2009/08/20/todays-kodak-moment%c2%a9-1/
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 3, 2012 @ 4:38 pm
All Indians have high cheekbones – just like all black males have big…
OK, I denounce myself.
Comment by Justin Credible — May 3, 2012 @ 5:17 pm
^ Racist!
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 5:28 pm
And, (for possibly the first time in recorded history), a penis was actually spotted trying to get out of her mouth!
Hey, I tried to warn you about the cheap visuals.
Penis.
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 3, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
dnqdwg (#18): Who’s this Regularity guy?
Comment by ZZMike — May 3, 2012 @ 7:11 pm
^ZZMike – Regularity is a guy down on the reservation.
He’s famous for consuming a quart of Metamucil every day. Says that way nobody can say he’s full of shit when he lies.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 3, 2012 @ 9:20 pm
I’m literally surrounded by Indians (Choctaw) and just like her they came from Oklahoma too.
But not one of them looks like this “chalk faced whore”
Comment by Spin — May 4, 2012 @ 2:33 am
She’s kinda attractive in a dour, lemon-faced, schoolmarmish kind of way.
Comment by Thunderbottom — May 4, 2012 @ 5:46 am
BOWELS NO MOVE!
Comment by Chief Bowels — May 4, 2012 @ 1:22 pm