Nancy: “This is the Library. No one can hear us in here.”
Nick: “What?”
Nancy: “I said nobody can hear us…”
Nick: “What?”
Nancy: “Oh, never mind. Come on…”
Nick: “What?”
– “The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye”
“I asked him just what he was eating that gave his farts such an unusual aroma. He then pressed my nose into the back of his gym trunks as he let loose with a wild ripper, saying “I have to pass it so you can see what’s in it.”
Pot
Comment by geezerette — May 3, 2012 @ 8:23 am
Uneaten puppies.
Comment by joe — May 3, 2012 @ 9:00 am
Post-eaten puppies?
Comment by TheOldMan — May 3, 2012 @ 9:05 am
…and I think he was quoted as saying “I love the smell of puppies in the morning; it smells like lunch.”
Comment by Jess — May 3, 2012 @ 9:14 am
Nancy: “This is the Library. No one can hear us in here.”
Nick: “What?”
Nancy: “I said nobody can hear us…”
Nick: “What?”
Nancy: “Oh, never mind. Come on…”
Nick: “What?”
– “The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye”
Comment by mojo — May 3, 2012 @ 9:14 am
Claire: Please stop with the “pink pig barbarian, etc” stuff. You’re getting me all “sexed-up”, and it’s starting to make the cats nervous.
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 3, 2012 @ 9:21 am
Hog @6: *Penis*
Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — May 3, 2012 @ 9:35 am
Thick chow chops with spiced apples and raisins.
Mmmm-mmmmm-mmmmmm.
Comment by Paladin — May 3, 2012 @ 10:22 am
Claire PPB (7): one of the many things about you — adding color.
Hog (6): just broaden your interests to avoid frustration; pigs don’t have to be pink to be hot:
http://melodeeaaron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hog-15.jpg
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 11:10 am
geezerette: pot
New campaign slogan — “a
hogdoginwith a lot of pot”Could this be why he can’t do anything but vote “present?”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 3, 2012 @ 11:14 am
his response was … “thank you, would you like a cassette tape of my speeches?”
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 3, 2012 @ 1:12 pm
His room had the odor of dog farts.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — May 3, 2012 @ 1:12 pm
He probably really said: “I love me, too.”
Comment by Jess — May 3, 2012 @ 2:15 pm
“Thank you?”
Wellp,
could’a been worse.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 3, 2012 @ 2:58 pm
Foreward shadowing of the campaign plane fragrance?
Comment by mech — May 3, 2012 @ 3:44 pm
She had me at “mixture of smells”.
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 3, 2012 @ 4:14 pm
Well, at least we’re getting to see a bit of Obama before he got to be Prez.
Next up: his term paper on why Marxism is cool.
Comment by ZZMike — May 3, 2012 @ 7:09 pm
“I asked him just what he was eating that gave his farts such an unusual aroma. He then pressed my nose into the back of his gym trunks as he let loose with a wild ripper, saying “I have to pass it so you can see what’s in it.”
Comment by Stilton — May 3, 2012 @ 10:30 pm
Something keeps telling me that Genevieve might:
A – have a penis
B – be on the payroll
C – live in his mom’s basement
Not that I don’t trust the left mind you…
Comment by Spin — May 4, 2012 @ 2:17 am