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  1. And Hussein is the name of a great fraud, pretender, tyrant, liar, ruffian, bullshit artist, and megalomaniac who murdered his own citizens, started wars, and brought suspicion, conflict, and misery to the entire world.

    Comment by bocopro — May 5, 2012 @ 10:05 am

  2. Face Rats!!!!

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — May 5, 2012 @ 10:07 am

  3. And the name of a Beatles song.

    Just sayin.

    Comment by kinlaw — May 5, 2012 @ 10:32 am

  4. Look at all the gubbmint programs there are. We should be ashamed we allowed that to happen in the first place.

    Comment by PatrickP — May 5, 2012 @ 11:05 am

  5. I forced my self and I read the whole Julia thing—- now I’m so thankful for President Obama– with out him him him himmmm himmmmmm—take a breath— Oh my I wish I was able to have more children if I had a girl I’d name her JULIA—-not after Orwells fictional character no no the real one that President Obama helped.

    Comment by geezerette — May 5, 2012 @ 11:08 am

  6. Seems there are a LOT of fictional characters in his life.

    Comment by Melissa In Texas — May 5, 2012 @ 11:43 am

  7. Some are good friends and mentors some he hardly knows— just met them for a few min. in a living room. Some are ones made up of more than one friend—we do know what we don’t know is what we don’t know of who he knows— but he is present— and he’s thankful that they love him—

    Comment by geezerette — May 5, 2012 @ 12:40 pm

  8. He *is* a fictional character.

    What is all this girlfriend stuff supposed to be distracting the masses from anyway?

    Comment by Caged Insanity — May 5, 2012 @ 1:14 pm

  9. I knew Romney was a bastard but this is going too far! How can anyone treat imaginary women this way!

    The More Precise Life of Julia

    Under Mitt Romney: Julia gets no special Head Start program. Having no way to learn anything without government help, she eventually drinks a gallon of paint.

    Under Mitt Romney: Thanks to Republican weakening of government, society completely collapses. Julia is traded to a nearby warlord in exchange for a donkey.

    Under Mitt Romney: Julia is stabbed in the arm during a hit gone bad. Because of the high cost of health care, she doesn’t get proper treatment soon enough and has to amputate her arm. She replaces it with a chainsaw — and not a nice electric one but a polluting gas-powered one.

    So there’s your choice, women of America. Do you want to take the path laid out by Obama and have a nice, peaceful, planned-out life, or do you want the path of Mitt Romney and the Republicans that will ensure you live in a brutal, chaotic world where you eventually end up with a chainsaw arm?

    That chainsaw arm is not as cool as it sounds.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — May 5, 2012 @ 1:26 pm

  10. Next his compressed grades will leak.

    Like the result of a double sauerkraut sandwich.

    And the lsm will drink it in. . .

    Comment by mech — May 5, 2012 @ 1:29 pm

  11. Will they be the real grades or a combination of many made up grades to protect the innocent?

    Comment by geezerette — May 5, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

  12. Gags, it is the same old Obobo lib trick. You can not do it with out the Gov. your not smart enough to get it. So this time I’ll draw you a picture. What is more Obobo always dose this with women voters, paying lip service. Thinking that we would sellout are children and grandchildren’s futures all for lies and handouts.

    Comment by SherryM — May 5, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

  13. This made me LMAO!
    Precedent I-I-I-I-I… ME-ME-ME-ME forgot the wookie was behind him…
    bet he gets his ass chewed for THIS:
    http://www.lifenews.com/2012/05/05/president-obama-forgets-michelle-leaving-air-force-one/

    Comment by Melissa In Texas — May 5, 2012 @ 1:57 pm

  14. Somebody wrote a follow-on to the “Life of Julia”:

    The Life of Zachary

    “For instance, at age 31, Julia “decides to have a child,” benefiting from “maternal checkups, prenatal care, and free screenings under health care reform.”

    How might Julia’s son, whom she names Zachary, fare in a post-Obama world? Herewith “The Life of Zachary.”

    Comment by ZZMike — May 5, 2012 @ 2:36 pm

  15. I’m thinking Zachary will end up in a bag with a few pounds of medical waste in Obamaworld.

    Comment by Jess — May 5, 2012 @ 4:35 pm

  16. He’s only running for President of San Francisco, Berkeley, DC and New York. Also maybe Denmark.

    Comment by Merovign — May 5, 2012 @ 5:15 pm

  17. One reason Biden is a great asset to Obama is that without Biden being Biden, Obama would be his own Biden. In other words, when you have Biden standing beside you, it’s hard for people to realize what a foot-shooting idiot you are.

    This Julia thing is pure biden, but it’s small B biden, because full-throttle Biden hits you in the forehead like a two-by-four.

    Comment by SteveHGraham — May 5, 2012 @ 5:31 pm

  18. ” Going full biden”

    I am so stealing that!

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — May 5, 2012 @ 5:41 pm

  19. I think you improved on what I said.

    I wonder if “Biden” is the same nationality as “Clavin.”

    Comment by SteveHGraham — May 5, 2012 @ 5:47 pm

  20. C.I. (8)
    Re: “What is all this girlfriend stuff supposed to be distracting the masses from anyway?
    I know what you’re gettin’ at; but looked at from a larger perspective, that’s been their strategy for a long time: keep the snoops distracted with shiny objects and away from the real issues that would destroy him politically.
    Well, that would be what I’d think, if I didn’t actually think that the Obomunists were mainly just incompetent.

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 5, 2012 @ 5:55 pm

  21. Will it be okay if instead of posting something clever, insightful or verbose I just say that…

    I am totally, nauseously tired of the endless, almost entirely fictional, emotive pandering of the Left?

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 5, 2012 @ 8:37 pm

  22. Julia is a “slut”!

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 6, 2012 @ 1:27 am

  23. Ahhh Col.J. you did it again. :)))

    Comment by geezerette — May 6, 2012 @ 7:01 am

  24. Good news! We found a composite photo of Julia! The younger and older versions are in the Rest or Reeducation Homes.

    Inspired by the incredibly creepy “Julia” campaign, comes a proposed Obama campaign poster created by @ExJon that is eerily accurate. It’s a brave new world!

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — May 6, 2012 @ 8:10 am

  25. Pretend I didn’t say this——
    Adoring Sluts going out to raise some $$$ for their Pimp.

    Comment by geezerette — May 6, 2012 @ 10:57 am

  26. Photobucket

    Fortunately, I don’t think she looks the least bit hot in this pitcher, and I would blow a Buick if it gave me a ride to the gas station.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — May 6, 2012 @ 11:38 am

  27. As she and I are the same age (along with mon colonel), my opinion is that she’s better lookin now than when she was Rack Well and Bare Legs:

    http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/raquel_welch_26.jpg

    She is, in fact, damned near as good lookin as my wife, who’s two years older’n we is.

    Comment by bocopro — May 6, 2012 @ 11:58 am

  28. Photobucket

    Comment by Hog Whitman — May 6, 2012 @ 12:15 pm

  29. Photobucket

    Comment by Hog Whitman — May 6, 2012 @ 12:37 pm

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