Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — May 6, 2012 @ 10:19 pm
Okay, I’ll just put all of those ingredients, including the BEETS! (which I usually have on me to ward-off negroes, or something… I forget), and then slap them into my ‘spring-form’ pan, which I usually carry in my other pocket.
Then I’ll just bake all that at about whut? Oh…about 8,000 degrees, or until it Bar-B-Ques all of the negroes in the neighborhood? Then somebody is going to accuse me of being a racist.
Well you can take and bake your fucking cake and eat it too, lady. Just save me a fucking piece. — Hog Fucking Whitman
And imagine all the fun when they poop red the next day and shit themselves ha ha ha!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — May 7, 2012 @ 9:11 am
“Beety”. I am sooo stealin that for a nickname —to use on one or more RATz!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 7, 2012 @ 9:40 am
At first I thought that was a closeup of a giant solar flare, and that civilization as we know it was about to end…
…you know, satellites fried and falling to earth, the power grid sparkling in a death dance, all of Wall Street’s computers showing nothing but zeros, jet liners plunging from the sky, welfare checks unable to print, Obama’s teleprompter going blank, etc…
…and now I find it’s not.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 6:35 pm