Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 7, 2012 @ 7:06 pm
They have just realized that, since each of them has an anecdotal claim of 1/32 indian ancestry, together all eight of them can still only claim to be 1/4 indian.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 7:10 pm
And just then, Doug looked up. And there on the high dive was Ester Williams in a tight swim suit, looking down at Doug—and with her finger, giving him the “Come here Doug!” So far, so good——except——-Ester is 102 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 7, 2012 @ 10:01 pm
Warren Buffett is standing there in his swim shorts, holding something up, and saying:
“Who wants to catch the Hope Diamond in her mouth?”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 10:23 pm
Someone just told them there’s a camera in the locker room and two peep holes.
Haw!!
Or maybe it’s the girl’s part of the GLBT Swim Team, and Christina Hendricks is nekkid on the diving board. (Or Shu Qi in her early years… sigh)
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 10:29 pm
I looked and looked, but I couldn’t find a single thing wrong with that photo. And I’m a prefessional.
BTW: Favorite Esther Williams story: (from her auto-bio) was when she came home from shopping one day, and there was her ‘live-in’ Jeff Chandler prancing around in her clothes. He was even wearing her heels. Jeff Chandler was considered quite a stud back in those days, but Esther knew better now. I believe she said, “Either the shoes go, or you have to go” But she also told him that his secret was safe with her, and she kept that promise… only revealing it decades later when he was long-dead.
Hog (20) She must’a had big feet!
(22) I look at it this way.
Game: you keep score
Performance: somebody scores you
Sport: death is a possible outcome
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 8, 2012 @ 5:33 am
To state the obvious, these gals are all just drawing a deep breath before they submerge in unison for whatever the hell they’re doing.
Or they just saw Rick Santorum in his swim suit (and learned he opposes the use of condoms).
Or else they’re all speaking fluent Ubbi Dubbi.
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However I like the Octopus Theory best. A teasing tentacle for every…. oops, is this a family blog?
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 1:30 pm
Sport = played with a leather ball, success requires greater than average strength and endurance
Activity = anything else that people mistakenly call a sport
OOOhhhhh!!!!!!!!! It’s SO BIG!!!! (They just saw the federal budget/deficit.)
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 5:02 pm
Luckily, the octopus had just enough tentacles to go around.
Comment by Freddie Sykes — May 7, 2012 @ 5:05 pm
If this is a sport, what isn’t?
Comment by SteveHGraham — May 7, 2012 @ 5:14 pm
In my dream, I stroll over to the pool, take off my shirt, and that’s the reaction before they disappear under the water……and my name’s not Shirley.
Comment by Jess — May 7, 2012 @ 6:08 pm
Just before the money shot in the porn spoof “Octotool.”
Comment by Buzz — May 7, 2012 @ 7:03 pm
Auditioning for the Secret Service service.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 7, 2012 @ 7:06 pm
They have just realized that, since each of them has an anecdotal claim of 1/32 indian ancestry, together all eight of them can still only claim to be 1/4 indian.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 7:10 pm
“There’s girl pee in here, you know.”
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-horse-hates-drinking-from-lakes.jpg
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 7:11 pm
They just saw my oculus :)
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — May 7, 2012 @ 7:17 pm
^ and your chair! :-D
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 7:37 pm
. . . 8 Christmas gooses. . .
playing catch the ping pong ball
Comment by mech — May 7, 2012 @ 7:38 pm
… and my awesome Sarah Palin comic :)
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — May 7, 2012 @ 7:56 pm
The Monica Lewinski Democrat Swim Team limbering up with their special warm-up exercises….
Comment by TimO — May 7, 2012 @ 8:03 pm
Dear God! Doug’s in the pool again.
Comment by Burgie — May 7, 2012 @ 8:03 pm
Someone just told them there’s a camera in the locker room and two peep holes.
Said they had Rodgie and Doug eyes……….
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — May 7, 2012 @ 8:06 pm
As much as I’d like to, I’m not gonna comment, ‘specially ’bout
the mouf on the mermaid in the back!
What was it the scared them so bad??
Comment by Lance — May 7, 2012 @ 9:27 pm
And just then, Doug looked up. And there on the high dive was Ester Williams in a tight swim suit, looking down at Doug—and with her finger, giving him the “Come here Doug!” So far, so good——except——-Ester is 102 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 7, 2012 @ 10:01 pm
Warren Buffett is standing there in his swim shorts, holding something up, and saying:
“Who wants to catch the Hope Diamond in her mouth?”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 10:23 pm
Haw!!
Or maybe it’s the girl’s part of the GLBT Swim Team, and Christina Hendricks is nekkid on the diving board. (Or Shu Qi in her early years… sigh)
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 7, 2012 @ 10:29 pm
I looked and looked, but I couldn’t find a single thing wrong with that photo. And I’m a prefessional.
BTW: Favorite Esther Williams story: (from her auto-bio) was when she came home from shopping one day, and there was her ‘live-in’ Jeff Chandler prancing around in her clothes. He was even wearing her heels. Jeff Chandler was considered quite a stud back in those days, but Esther knew better now. I believe she said, “Either the shoes go, or you have to go” But she also told him that his secret was safe with her, and she kept that promise… only revealing it decades later when he was long-dead.
Now why couldn’t I find a woman like that?
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 7, 2012 @ 10:52 pm
Look at that pitcher. That is not a sport. That’s just silliness.
Comment by PatrickP — May 7, 2012 @ 11:01 pm
Who gives a shit if it’s a sport or not? Is ‘soccer’ a sport?
The last time I looked, it wasn’t.
Now NASCAR? That’s a FUCKING SPORT!!!
Kinda hard to argue with me, ain’t it?
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 7, 2012 @ 11:57 pm
They was just told that Obobo was going to tax chlorinated water.
Comment by SherryM — May 8, 2012 @ 1:18 am
I’m partial to the one on the left. Don’t know if I can compete with that octopus or not, maybe they all jumped in together and the water was cold….
Comment by blindshooter — May 8, 2012 @ 3:52 am
Someone is swimming with beautiful women and dove between their legs.
Comment by geezerette — May 8, 2012 @ 5:01 am
*heh* Good ones, people.
Hog (20) She must’a had big feet!
(22) I look at it this way.
Game: you keep score
Performance: somebody scores you
Sport: death is a possible outcome
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 8, 2012 @ 5:33 am
To state the obvious, these gals are all just drawing a deep breath before they submerge in unison for whatever the hell they’re doing.
Or they just saw Rick Santorum in his swim suit (and learned he opposes the use of condoms).
Or else they’re all speaking fluent Ubbi Dubbi.
.
.
.
.
However I like the Octopus Theory best. A teasing tentacle for every…. oops, is this a family blog?
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 1:30 pm
Sport = played with a leather ball, success requires greater than average strength and endurance
Activity = anything else that people mistakenly call a sport
Comment by Buzz — May 8, 2012 @ 3:47 pm