Sonny never really liked you. Remember how you flipped out when Chastity came out as a carpet muncher? How long did that marriiage last to that Albino drug addict? Why did you sing racist songs? Why do continue breathing air?
OK, she won’t breath because of the multiple cosmetic surgeries she’s beeen into/under, whatever. And the whinner is …
(ok, after reading Jason Mattera’s Hollywood Hypocrites, I have ZERO patience withe these guys/dolls and such …)
I never heard of anyone thinking that Cher had two brain cells to rub together. So since her brain is already flatlined, what difference will it make whether she’s breathing?
apotheosis (7): a well turned though, expressed in a well turned phrase.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 12:49 pm
Why do aging celebs think their opinion matters to somebody they don’t pay to take an interest? Mojo, here’s the thing: in their heart of hearts they know they’re irrelevant. Nobody calls; the contracts (if any) get thinner every year; if there are still any adoring fans, they are few and aging. No hits, no core, no relevance. A fading glory, of enhanced memories more impressive than the actual events.
They’re screaming “Please, somebody notice me. I still matter.” I feel sorry for Cher. But only a little — after all, she never mattered much in the first place… And it’s her own fault she’s got nothing worthwhile to say.
Maybe the SherryM Cher Relocation Fund could ship her to Bollywood. Always the chance she could have a comeback career with a less critical audience… until some Indian super-bacteria gets her and she really does stop breathing.
OBTW, Cher, most of us choke on breathing the same air as you and your self-important “entertainment industry” colleagues (I won’t say “friends” because you probably haven’t got any); but we still manage to get by without complaining about it (much).
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 12:50 pm
SondraK(5): She capitalized “him’….LOL! Yep, and she’s not the only lib who’s accidentally finding the handwriting on the wall (I hope). Here’s a little insight from our very own most-briliant-vicepresident-in-history-NOT!
Slow Joe Biden … The gaffe-prone vice president had been relatively on message for months. But on Sunday, he referred to the likely Republican presidential nominee as “President Romney” and to his own boss as “President Clinton.” …
Cher, Honey, I hope you cain`t! ON the plus side, you will be famous one more time! On the outside chance some Paleontologists dig you up 10-15,000 years from now, they will be amazed at the amount of silicone surrounding your bonez…………..
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 8, 2012 @ 4:38 pm
^ ColJ: wow, I never though what paleontologists, archeologists, etc. will think a couple of thousand years from now when they find a bunch of silicone in some people’s graves…..
Maybe there will be a lot of scholarly papers written that speculate on the purpose of this stuff.
(scratching my head, trying to think of some clever one-liners…..)
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 4:54 pm
Hey, be nice; she has high cheekbones.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 8, 2012 @ 5:40 pm
I’m sure she has a vacuum forming table at her home for daily use that would contain her thought easily.
Certainly regular use to keep her appearance have enabled her to endure for some time without air. That and the company she keeps.
Before you worry needlessly, consider; paleontologists et archies by that time may be 100% silicone themselves. And the head of their exporations will all be named “Commander Data”, each one w a different bureau alpha-numeric number, carried to .0000 decimal places……….
However, since I am immortal, I may be one who is revered, the name + decimal #`s left as a bafflement.
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 8, 2012 @ 9:54 pm
^ Ah Ha! So, ColJ, When said paleontologists dig up the remains of our silicone enhanced women, they will conclude they have discovered the missing evolutionary link between carbon-based humans and themselves.
Goon luck with that immortal thing. At first, I thought you’d said immoral, and was struggling to see what that had to do with being revered, but then I noticed the “t.”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 10:24 pm
Cher, if you do decide to quit breathing I heard that the “Sunshine Diet” was quite slimming.
The immortal thingy was not of my origin. Seven Orthopedic doctors who had operated on me as a result of hitting the ground at 300mph and 75 Gs of gravity in an F18 Hornet, said: “We will sign a memorandum to the effect that you are ‘immortal’!” As I could not, in my injured state, tell if their smiles were from joy for me or their expert creation. I decided in favor of the latter…..
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 9, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
May G-d continue to Bless you, Colonel! Me, after all I’ve been through, well I just don’t know.
Punched, kicked shot x3, stabbed x8, dog, spider, snake and Lynx bit, blown up and less than air worthy UH1 crash….
I am still here too. I guess Heaven hasn’t made a place for us yet, and the Devil doesn’t like Marines taking over.