today’s celebrity KisPSA

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  1. There’s always France (May 8).

    Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 8, 2012 @ 9:16 am

  2. Breath or don’t, what do I care?

    Why do aging celebs think their opinion matters to somebody they don’t pay to take an interest?

    Comment by mojo — May 8, 2012 @ 9:30 am

  3. I wonder what Chastity has to say on the subject?

    Oh, my bad, I don’t give a Rat what he thinks either.

    Comment by Wollf — May 8, 2012 @ 9:40 am

  4. Cher,
    Sonny never really liked you. Remember how you flipped out when Chastity came out as a carpet muncher? How long did that marriiage last to that Albino drug addict? Why did you sing racist songs? Why do continue breathing air?

    Comment by Buzz D. — May 8, 2012 @ 10:01 am

  5. She capitalized “him’….LOL!

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — May 8, 2012 @ 10:08 am

  6. No one cares, Cheryl.

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — May 8, 2012 @ 10:11 am

  7. Gosh, it sure would be a crippling blow to western civilization if we allowed this precious little snowflake to auto-asphyxiate.

    Comment by apotheosis — May 8, 2012 @ 10:12 am

  8. OK, she won’t breath because of the multiple cosmetic surgeries she’s beeen into/under, whatever. And the whinner is …
    (ok, after reading Jason Mattera’s Hollywood Hypocrites, I have ZERO patience withe these guys/dolls and such …)

    Comment by Maria Edi — May 8, 2012 @ 10:13 am

  9. Easy fix… but a bag over your head and only breath your own air!

    Comment by satted — May 8, 2012 @ 10:33 am

  10. Timing is everything ;)

    This is National Offend a Feminist Week 2012
    http://theothermccain.com/2012/05/07/national-offend-a-feminist-week-2012/

    Comment by Veranda — May 8, 2012 @ 11:03 am

  11. PS: I also love it when Nannys get their big noses burned by their own greed and contemptible willingness to ignore the Constitution.

    http://libertylawsite.org/2012/05/05/up-in-flames/

    Comment by mojo — May 8, 2012 @ 11:36 am

  12. We can all chip in to buy her a ticket to what ever other place she wants and then destroy her passport.

    Comment by SherryM — May 8, 2012 @ 11:36 am

  13. I don’t know either, Cher. Try holding your breath. If that doesn’t work, there’s always water.

    Comment by Jess — May 8, 2012 @ 12:32 pm

  14. FOAD, Cher.

    Comment by rustbucket — May 8, 2012 @ 12:39 pm

  15. I never heard of anyone thinking that Cher had two brain cells to rub together. So since her brain is already flatlined, what difference will it make whether she’s breathing?

    apotheosis (7): a well turned though, expressed in a well turned phrase.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 12:49 pm

  16. Why do aging celebs think their opinion matters to somebody they don’t pay to take an interest? Mojo, here’s the thing: in their heart of hearts they know they’re irrelevant. Nobody calls; the contracts (if any) get thinner every year; if there are still any adoring fans, they are few and aging. No hits, no core, no relevance. A fading glory, of enhanced memories more impressive than the actual events.

    They’re screaming “Please, somebody notice me. I still matter.” I feel sorry for Cher. But only a little — after all, she never mattered much in the first place… And it’s her own fault she’s got nothing worthwhile to say.

    Maybe the SherryM Cher Relocation Fund could ship her to Bollywood. Always the chance she could have a comeback career with a less critical audience… until some Indian super-bacteria gets her and she really does stop breathing.

    OBTW, Cher, most of us choke on breathing the same air as you and your self-important “entertainment industry” colleagues (I won’t say “friends” because you probably haven’t got any); but we still manage to get by without complaining about it (much).

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 12:50 pm

  17. SondraK(5): She capitalized “him’….LOL! Yep, and she’s not the only lib who’s accidentally finding the handwriting on the wall (I hope). Here’s a little insight from our very own most-briliant-vicepresident-in-history-NOT!

    Slow Joe Biden … The gaffe-prone vice president had been relatively on message for months. But on Sunday, he referred to the likely Republican presidential nominee as “President Romney” and to his own boss as “President Clinton.” …

    The whole, highly entertaining article is here:
    (mainstream media alert — this is the WA Post — but a lot of fun all the same)
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2012/05/07/gIQAOzFw8T_story.html?hpid=z10

    Gee I wish Joe would shut up until September. If he keeps this up now, Hillary really might be on the ticket.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 12:58 pm

  18. ^ I would love to see a political cartoon that shows Slow Joe doing what he does and Carney running after him with a mop.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 1:00 pm

  19. Here’s an Android app w/ R. Lee Ermey (the GnSgt DI from “Full Metal Jacket”) screaming and ranting.

    Comment by mojo — May 8, 2012 @ 1:43 pm

  20. Does she still have nostrils?

    Comment by SteveHGraham — May 8, 2012 @ 2:39 pm

  21. I looked and looked and looked, I still can’t figure out what planet these freaktards live on.

    Comment by Merovign — May 8, 2012 @ 3:04 pm

  22. The confusing part (as I’m not confused by celebrities being dumb) is the “Teabagger Masters” part.

    I mean, I’ve never been a Tea Partier, but I know some. And I read some blogs by people who either identify with it or have strong sympathy with it (and I have a fair amount of the latter myself)…

    And they think Romney’s a half-ass establishment candidate who’s only not that much better than Obama.

    The idea that they’re his masters is … hallucinatory in the breadth of how wrong it is. If they were his masters, he’d presumably be pushing their line, and they’d presumably be ecstatic about him.

    Comment by Sigivald — May 8, 2012 @ 3:32 pm

  23. Cher, Honey, I hope you cain`t! ON the plus side, you will be famous one more time! On the outside chance some Paleontologists dig you up 10-15,000 years from now, they will be amazed at the amount of silicone surrounding your bonez…………..

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 8, 2012 @ 4:38 pm

  24. ^ ColJ: wow, I never though what paleontologists, archeologists, etc. will think a couple of thousand years from now when they find a bunch of silicone in some people’s graves…..

    Maybe there will be a lot of scholarly papers written that speculate on the purpose of this stuff.

    (scratching my head, trying to think of some clever one-liners…..)

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 4:54 pm

  25. Hey, be nice; she has high cheekbones.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 8, 2012 @ 5:40 pm

  26. I’m sure she has a vacuum forming table at her home for daily use that would contain her thought easily.

    Certainly regular use to keep her appearance have enabled her to endure for some time without air. That and the company she keeps.

    Comment by mech — May 8, 2012 @ 8:35 pm

  27. Ironic,

    Before you worry needlessly, consider; paleontologists et archies by that time may be 100% silicone themselves. And the head of their exporations will all be named “Commander Data”, each one w a different bureau alpha-numeric number, carried to .0000 decimal places……….

    However, since I am immortal, I may be one who is revered, the name + decimal #`s left as a bafflement.

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 8, 2012 @ 9:54 pm

  28. ^ Ah Ha! So, ColJ, When said paleontologists dig up the remains of our silicone enhanced women, they will conclude they have discovered the missing evolutionary link between carbon-based humans and themselves.

    Goon luck with that immortal thing. At first, I thought you’d said immoral, and was struggling to see what that had to do with being revered, but then I noticed the “t.”

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 8, 2012 @ 10:24 pm

  29. Cher, if you do decide to quit breathing I heard that the “Sunshine Diet” was quite slimming.

    Comment by Spin — May 9, 2012 @ 12:57 am

  30. Watch her sales figures after this hate spewing comment.

    More solid proof of what Michele Malkin said a while back:

    “The best way to tell what the radical left is up to is to simply have a look at what they are accusing conservatives of”

    Comment by JoeBandMember® — May 9, 2012 @ 5:29 am

  31. I trust that the media will give her rants as much coverage as those of Ted Nugent. Equal rights, you know.

    Comment by JoeBandMember® — May 9, 2012 @ 5:34 am

  32. high cheekbones:

    “My life since then has been from man to man
    But it can’t run away from what I am

    …”Give her a feather, she’s a Cherokee”

    Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — May 9, 2012 @ 10:03 am

  33. Yet another self-absorbed well-known moron. Sounds like she’s been missing a little publicity recently, and “craves attention”.

    Doubtless she and her followers will leave for France any day now – France, the new Socialist Worker’s Paradise.

    Ooops – there’s that “75% tax on rich folks”.

    What a dilemma.

    Comment by ZZMike — May 9, 2012 @ 11:34 am

  34. Ironic,

    The immortal thingy was not of my origin. Seven Orthopedic doctors who had operated on me as a result of hitting the ground at 300mph and 75 Gs of gravity in an F18 Hornet, said: “We will sign a memorandum to the effect that you are ‘immortal’!” As I could not, in my injured state, tell if their smiles were from joy for me or their expert creation. I decided in favor of the latter…..

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 9, 2012 @ 5:47 pm

  35. May G-d continue to Bless you, Colonel! Me, after all I’ve been through, well I just don’t know.

    Punched, kicked shot x3, stabbed x8, dog, spider, snake and Lynx bit, blown up and less than air worthy UH1 crash….

    I am still here too. I guess Heaven hasn’t made a place for us yet, and the Devil doesn’t like Marines taking over.

    Semper Fi, Sir!

    Comment by Wollf — May 9, 2012 @ 5:56 pm

  36. Well, here’s Cher (shudder) on the subject of being part Cherokee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6E98ZRaU1s&feature=related

    The irony here is that, unlike Warren, Cher actually is part Cherokee, though she’s never used her cheekbones to get into Harvard.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 9, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

  37. ^ forgot to ack Claire (32)

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 9, 2012 @ 6:32 pm

  38. Hats off to the Colonel.

    Hope he comes up this way again soon.

    Comment by JoeBandMember® — May 9, 2012 @ 6:43 pm

  39. COL Jerry: “… hitting the ground at 300mph …”

    I think that’s called an “unplanned encounter with terrain”. One can only imagine what was left of the airplane.

    Did they take that out of your pay for the next 1,000 years??

    Comment by ZZMike — May 9, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

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