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Cool! Nippy*

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Gentlemen, upon removing the bra, will find the nipples are pre-hardened, and the warmth of their hands welcome.

Haute couture goes (sorta) green.

I especially favor the mosquito net skirt.

Will there be ice jockeys too?

What happens when a nation steps back from nuclear energy.

Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 9, 2012 @ 1:05 pm
^ Re: ice jockeys
Nah, never happen … shrinkage.

Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 9, 2012 @ 1:22 pm
Chilly Chans?

Comment by mojo — May 9, 2012 @ 1:56 pm
Nippy Nips was my first tho’t—but of course you guys are way ahead—When I first saw them I tho’t they had fish in them— like little boob aquariums—

Comment by geezerette — May 9, 2012 @ 2:40 pm
But I don’t *want* to rollover that picture! It goes away when I do that!

Comment by Merovign — May 9, 2012 @ 2:50 pm
They pad the bra with sushi? Niiiice!

Comment by icemaned13 — May 9, 2012 @ 2:53 pm
Certain am I that things in Japan have changed since my final tour at MCAS Iwakuni, Japan. However even in those “Late Medieval Years”, one could go to a Jap barber shop on Saturdays and read magazines full of young josans who were buck-nekkid. *Busty* josans were non-existent then. Bar ~~girls~~ hostesses were dressed like Julie Andrews in “State Fair” or “The Sound of Music”. Marine zeroes wore tailor made suits (…$50 bucks…) to the village, no matter our blood-alcohol content.

Had I tape measured any of my *military acquaintences*, they would have averaged “32 Alpha” (…w tips of fun bags erect…)

What is my *point* you may ask? Simply stated it is: “Froze boobs” are irresyphilis; it is the “volunteer” thingy that arouses………(…an, none of the Marines in my time were drafted… =8^)

Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 9, 2012 @ 3:45 pm
Merovign (5): if you click through the link, and then hit enlarge you will find a version that does not roll. And more fascinating details too.

Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 9, 2012 @ 4:18 pm
Today I learned the Japanese have devised a way to create ice in the heat of summer without using any energy.

Comment by apotheosis — May 9, 2012 @ 4:34 pm
New meaning to the old saying “Colder than a witch’s tit?”

Comment by Gwillie — May 9, 2012 @ 5:23 pm
^ and fetching witches they are, too.

Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 9, 2012 @ 5:36 pm
Imagine for a moment, the surprise of the unsuspecting partner who gets her blouse off and discovers her boobs encased in ice cold fish tanks.

Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 9, 2012 @ 5:38 pm
Boobsicles. nice.

Comment by MikeG — May 9, 2012 @ 5:55 pm
for some reason, I want a sno-cone right now.

Comment by snap-e-tom — May 9, 2012 @ 7:36 pm
Geezerette (4) DAMMIT!

Problem for Japan’s men is,
soon, there will be no hot chicks.

Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 10, 2012 @ 6:42 am
Small feet and frozen nips. None of that matters it’s not what they’re after—Do not mess with that!! Unless you want to pretty it up with sparkles or something. Like—SURPRISE!!!

Comment by geezerette — May 10, 2012 @ 6:58 am
If their breast-i-cees are overheated, wouldn’t it be simpler to uncover them to improve air circulation?
But that’s just the engineer in me talking.

Comment by rickn8or — May 10, 2012 @ 8:01 am
Eeeee, The Japanese can be very odd.

Comment by SherryM — May 10, 2012 @ 8:17 am
^ yeah, a while back, they were building personal computers into the doors of refrigerators too…. OMG another cooling thing. What’s up with the Japanese?

Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 10, 2012 @ 10:25 am
“… “produce coolness in the senses of smell and hearing,””

Hey!!! I’m just listening!!!

I think ice may be overdoing it just a tad, though.

(Somehow, I thought this one would bring a lot of comments.)

Proof that Americans are far more practical:

Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley

Opening line: “Remember how you were saying that your wallet made your butt sweat?”

That one and the next – which is eerily prescient.

Comment by ZZMike — May 10, 2012 @ 11:25 am
sooooooo I’m the only one that thought “That’s freakin’ brillant! – perfect for Phoenix in July.” and went looking for how to aquire one?

Comment by katzemeow — May 10, 2012 @ 4:41 pm
^ Hmm …
perhaps you could freeze a couple blue-ice or gel-packs in the appropriate shapes. Plus, they lift and separate.

Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 11, 2012 @ 7:28 am
Japanese marketing is from another planet. They are especially attracted to English, or English sounding names for their brand names. I got some strange drink cans out of the ubiquitous sidewalk vending machines all over their cities:
Air – smog in Tokyo was bad, but drink Air? Liquid O2 maybe?
Pocari Sweat – Don’t know what a “Pocari” is, but I’m not drinking canned sweat offa anything.
Kalpis Soda – go ahead, say it out loud. Nuff said.

Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 11, 2012 @ 8:49 pm
A patriotic sailor had a flag tattooed to his chest. After a few drinks, he would tear open his shirt, swell his chest and declare proudly, “American!”. One night the lady he was sharing a drink with replied in kind, tearing open her blouse and shouting, “Nipponese!”
I know, it’s old and racist. To be on topic, the punchline would have to be “Chile!”

Comment by Paul Moore — May 11, 2012 @ 9:11 pm

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