Captain Bullshit’s constant manifestations of his overweening arrogance and his pathetic need to enhance his almost non-existent resumé beggar the imagination.
“Every Frikk-en Dayyy.” ™DougM
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 15, 2012 @ 10:59 am
The President of the United States is (not the first time) acting like an immature, insecure child with absolutely no sense of dignity, confidence or healthy self-esteme.
What confident human being acts this way?
This is a pygmy standing on the shoulders of giants and shouting “Look how tall I am!”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 15, 2012 @ 12:15 pm
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 15, 2012 @ 12:34 pm
This redefines reprehensible and shameful.
Union teachers around the country are bookmarking these to use as lesson plans for the next school year. Don’t even think about correcting them, they’ll go on strike and do even less work. (Or will that actually be better for the students?)
President Lincoln: “In 1863, Lincoln became the first President to take a train to give a speech. In 2011, President Obama rode a train to give a speech, thus carrying on Lincoln’s grand tradition.”
DougM: “So, Obama is history, then.” Let’s hope we can say that next year.
I finally got around to reading this tripe,
and I noticed one glaring omission — himself.
Surely, he can compare his current policies
to his original policies.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 15, 2012 @ 2:27 pm
One thing I hope he soon has in common with all the previous presidents: they’re all out of office.
Comment by The Ugly American — May 15, 2012 @ 3:39 pm
^ TUA, I looked at that pic, and it looks to me like BHO’s head is finally the right size, so I’m guessing we finally have an actual, un-photoshopped photo.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 15, 2012 @ 5:14 pm
“…President Obama rode a train to give a speech, thus carrying on Lincoln’s grand tradition.”
“President Woodrow Wilson received the Nobel peace prize in 1919, and suffered a stroke the same year, crippling the final years of his Presidency, and died a few years thereafter. Likewise, President Uhbama received a Nobel Peace Prize….”
Ok Chris Matthews, finish the sentence for the Final Jeopardy.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 15, 2012 @ 5:15 pm
Chris Matthews answer –
“Unlike Wilson, President Uhbama doesn’t need a stroke to cripple his Presidency. He has Moochelle and Valerie Jarrett.”
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 15, 2012 @ 5:18 pm
TUA (12)
Buckin’ for a halo.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 15, 2012 @ 5:19 pm
What an a$$hole.
How long is this country gonna put up with it?
Comment by JoeBandMember® — May 15, 2012 @ 6:20 pm
FDR once rode in the back of a limo with a man. BHO once smoked crack and got a blowjob in the back of a limo… from a man.
I just checked this out on the White House website myself. If this stuff WAS up, it’s now down. I ran through a few of them and found no reference to Obama.
I figger that by October OBoBo`s reelection will be DOA!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 16, 2012 @ 9:38 am
President John F Kennedy rode an open top limousine past the Texas School Book Depository(suppository?) and toward a grassy knoll in Dallas. obama rode an open top limousine – - – - – - – -
Comment by TomR, armed in Texas — May 16, 2012 @ 9:58 am
Not all of ‘em, Ron. Not even Barky the Mad is crazy enough to screw around with Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington, etc.
Just the modern, 20th century ones. I just looked, still there.
^ You mean he doesn’t have an entry on George Washington that says “Washington helped found the country, and now I’m busy un-founding it.”
Or maybe “Washington was the First President, and now I’m expanding Washington’s tradition of firsts by being the First Gay President and the first president to defend women from the assaults of The Other Party.”
…Or maybe “I’m the First Contraception President.”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 16, 2012 @ 11:15 pm
Captain Bullshit’s constant manifestations of his overweening arrogance and his pathetic need to enhance his almost non-existent resumé beggar the imagination.
“Every Frikk-en Dayyy.” ™DougM
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 15, 2012 @ 10:59 am
Ditto DAt Dick.
Comment by LLoyd — May 15, 2012 @ 11:20 am
OOOOH, JEOPARDY!
I’ll take “Narcissistic Assclown” for $800, Alex!
Comment by Wollf — May 15, 2012 @ 11:59 am
Actually, this is embarrassing.
The President of the United States is (not the first time)
acting likean immature, insecure child with absolutely no sense of dignity, confidence or healthy self-esteme.What confident human being acts this way?
This is a pygmy standing on the shoulders of giants and shouting “Look how tall I am!”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 15, 2012 @ 12:15 pm
What an UNMITIGATED asshole!
Comment by MCPO — May 15, 2012 @ 12:34 pm
So, Obama is history, then.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 15, 2012 @ 12:34 pm
This redefines reprehensible and shameful.
Union teachers around the country are bookmarking these to use as lesson plans for the next school year. Don’t even think about correcting them, they’ll go on strike and do even less work. (Or will that actually be better for the students?)
Comment by mech — May 15, 2012 @ 1:02 pm
President Lincoln: “In 1863, Lincoln became the first President to take a train to give a speech. In 2011, President Obama rode a train to give a speech, thus carrying on Lincoln’s grand tradition.”
DougM: “So, Obama is history, then.” Let’s hope we can say that next year.
Comment by ZZMike — May 15, 2012 @ 1:26 pm
So what I read about that is true to? I read this stuff and see these pictures and I can’t believe they are true.
Comment by geezerette — May 15, 2012 @ 2:10 pm
I finally got around to reading this tripe,
and I noticed one glaring omission — himself.
Surely, he can compare his current policies
to his original policies.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 15, 2012 @ 2:27 pm
One thing I hope he soon has in common with all the previous presidents: they’re all out of office.
Faster, please.
Comment by Fat Baxter — May 15, 2012 @ 3:28 pm
#ObamaInHistory
Comment by The Ugly American — May 15, 2012 @ 3:39 pm
^ TUA, I looked at that pic, and it looks to me like BHO’s head is finally the right size, so I’m guessing we finally have an actual, un-photoshopped photo.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 15, 2012 @ 5:14 pm
“…President Obama rode a train to give a speech, thus carrying on Lincoln’s grand tradition.”
“President Woodrow Wilson received the Nobel peace prize in 1919, and suffered a stroke the same year, crippling the final years of his Presidency, and died a few years thereafter. Likewise, President Uhbama received a Nobel Peace Prize….”
Ok Chris Matthews, finish the sentence for the Final Jeopardy.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 15, 2012 @ 5:15 pm
Chris Matthews answer –
“Unlike Wilson, President Uhbama doesn’t need a stroke to cripple his Presidency. He has Moochelle and Valerie Jarrett.”
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — May 15, 2012 @ 5:18 pm
TUA (12)
Buckin’ for a halo.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — May 15, 2012 @ 5:19 pm
What an a$$hole.
How long is this country gonna put up with it?
Comment by JoeBandMember® — May 15, 2012 @ 6:20 pm
FDR once rode in the back of a limo with a man. BHO once smoked crack and got a blowjob in the back of a limo… from a man.
Ta Da!
Comment by Hog Whitman — May 15, 2012 @ 6:24 pm
Maybe women don’t like self-agrandizing narcissists:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/shock-poll-romney-now-leads-among-women/613771
So much for the Republican War on Women.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 15, 2012 @ 9:46 pm
Republicans are at war FOR woman.
Comment by geezerette — May 16, 2012 @ 5:35 am
“Barack Obama MAKES ^UP^ HISTORY!” Hey, “People” Magazine: Fixed it for ya.
Comment by Thunderbottom — May 16, 2012 @ 5:57 am
But is makes for fun and frivolity on Twitter!
Comment by The Digital Hairshirt — May 16, 2012 @ 6:36 am
In 1066, William the Conqueror invaded England. In 2012, Michelle Obama invaded Best Buy.
Comment by mojo — May 16, 2012 @ 8:29 am
I just checked this out on the White House website myself. If this stuff WAS up, it’s now down. I ran through a few of them and found no reference to Obama.
Comment by RonF — May 16, 2012 @ 8:50 am
I figger that by October OBoBo`s reelection will be DOA!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — May 16, 2012 @ 9:38 am
President John F Kennedy rode an open top limousine past the Texas School Book Depository(suppository?) and toward a grassy knoll in Dallas. obama rode an open top limousine – - – - – - – -
Comment by TomR, armed in Texas — May 16, 2012 @ 9:58 am
Not all of ‘em, Ron. Not even Barky the Mad is crazy enough to screw around with Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington, etc.
Just the modern, 20th century ones. I just looked, still there.
Comment by mojo — May 16, 2012 @ 12:48 pm
^ You mean he doesn’t have an entry on George Washington that says “Washington helped found the country, and now I’m busy un-founding it.”
Or maybe “Washington was the First President, and now I’m expanding Washington’s tradition of firsts by being the First Gay President and the first president to defend women from the assaults of The Other Party.”
…Or maybe “I’m the First Contraception President.”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — May 16, 2012 @ 11:15 pm