Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!

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  1. Ich bin ein jellied donut!

    Comment by Hog Whitman — May 31, 2012 @ 10:45 pm

  2. Bloomy does this for cheap effect. Think about it, when is the last time you bought a greater than 16 oz. single serving sugary drink? And if you did so, are you a giant hummingbird?

    So he gets a lot of cheap publicity banning something very few people (even teenagers) drink.

    And if you wanted a sugar fix, what is stopping you from going into a supermarket and buying a 64 oz. Mountain Dew?

    Nevertheless, I want to live in a land where I can buy a big gulp if I want one. Which is why I do not live in New York. Well that and the outrageous taxes. I lived there, have done that, and do not want to go back.

    Comment by EBL — May 31, 2012 @ 11:15 pm

  3. Chitty chitty bang bang?

    Comment by K-Nine — June 1, 2012 @ 5:38 am

  4. I think Mr. Bloomy Dump the Lump better start paying attention to what’s going on in his city– there’s a lot more to it than Wall Street– take a look behind that curtain of luxury how those poor fat people he’s so concerned about live and not what they drink or eat—

    Comment by geezerette — June 1, 2012 @ 5:58 am

  5. Big gulps are the latest addition to the child catchers arsenal.

    Comment by logdogsmith — June 1, 2012 @ 6:25 am

  6. CO2, baby!

    Comment by accipiter NW — June 1, 2012 @ 7:06 am

  7. I followed that link:

    Well, duh! The public wants Bloomberg to tell them how to live their lives. Do the math, people:

    Being healthy is good.
    Soda is unhealthy.
    It is the role of government to enforce health.

    Bad health in an individual is a burden to society. Hence the right, nay, the obligation of government, run by people like him, to make you healthy.

    Thinking anti-social thoughts is bad for your health too. So it’s the job of people like Bloomberg to decide which thoughts are anti-social and make you stop thinking them… for your health, of course.

    Hence the name: “The Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.”*

    * Now go have a foot-wide donut and rejoice that he still thinks breathing is healthy for you.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — June 1, 2012 @ 7:25 am

  8. Bite me, Bloomie.

    Comment by mojo — June 1, 2012 @ 7:26 am

  9. When reflecting on the highlight of one`s youth, remarking that it was those hot summer day`s when the turned on the fire plugs in your block——means you fucking gooned it!!!!

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 1, 2012 @ 7:40 am

  10. “they”, not “the”…….(fuck!)

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 1, 2012 @ 7:41 am

  11. PS: Bon Appetit!

    Comment by mojo — June 1, 2012 @ 8:04 am

  12. *returns from innocent-looking linky to give Mojo a *Big Smack**
    [not the good kind]

    *running cupcakes nuts*

    Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — June 1, 2012 @ 9:17 am

  13. Burgermeister, inded! Aber mehr als Burgermeister – er will ein “Leader” werden.

    I cannot understand why the People of N.Y. put up with this tin-hat despot. Last week’s story was the bagel shop that was raided by Health Troopers, who found sesame seeds on the floor. What horror!!! He had to spend several thousand $$ upgrading his shop.

    He’s originally from somehwere in Europe. He said that over there, they called it corruption and enforced bribery. Over here, they call it something else, but the effect is the same.

    Comment by ZZMike — June 1, 2012 @ 10:33 am

  14. Fuck Nanny Bloomberg and the bubble wrapped, safety belted, air bag enhanced, sugar free, environmentally friendly pony he rode in on.

    Comment by PeggyU — June 1, 2012 @ 10:37 am

  15. What the elitists in both parties REALLY want to ban in The Bible.

    Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 1, 2012 @ 11:48 am

  16. *returns from innocent-looking linky to give Mojo a *Big Smack**

    Yeah, I said something seriously profane while slamming shut the window and swearing to never visit wherever the hell that was. Tokyo I think?

    No wonder Godzilla was trashing the place.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — June 1, 2012 @ 11:50 am

  17. Ok, I’ll bite (pun NOT intended):

    What does a non-”innocent-looking” link look like?

    Comment by mojo — June 1, 2012 @ 12:49 pm

  18. Also from Mojo’s link:

    “Sugiyama stated that before his operation he had been tested to be free of any venereal diseases (although during the panel discussion he admitted that he had gone on a one-month sex binge with anonymous internet partners just to make sure he wouldn’t regret the operation)”

    “Sugiyama had also intended to include his nipples on the menu, but his attempt to burn them off with sodium hydroxide did not result in anything usable.”

    Every single one of those people (The cook, the diners, the support staff) is completely and utterly mad.

    Comment by Paladin — June 1, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

  19. Finally, a group California voters can look down on – New York voters!

    Bloomberg is a pathetic, power-mad tinpot dictator with delusions of adequacy. He wakes up in the morning thinking of who he can push around. Horrific person.

    Comment by Merovign — June 1, 2012 @ 2:15 pm

  20. Thankfully, I can still get a 20-ounce Scotch in New York!

    Comment by Fat Baxter — June 1, 2012 @ 2:23 pm

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