Back in the old days, the cop walking the beats took pride in their communities and would escort bums to the city line and tell them to keep moving, with a little nightstick prodding if necessary.
The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals: Better Living Through mislegislation.
Obviously the OWS crowd has been through there, “advising” the bums and hobos homeless unfortunates – no way could they have thought that up by theirselves.
“Yours? OK, then, just pick it up and put it in your dufflebag, there’s a good chap.”
Make ‘em pick it up and stick it in their pocket, then.
Why is this so hard?
… but you can’t stop me from seeing Jimmy Sue.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 5, 2012 @ 1:07 pm
What DougM said. Pretty simple.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — June 5, 2012 @ 1:47 pm
Yep, what Doug said. Otherwise charge them with littering, biohazard assault and anything else that can stick to them.
Comment by mech — June 5, 2012 @ 5:25 pm
Back in the old days, the cop walking the beats took pride in their communities and would escort bums to the city line and tell them to keep moving, with a little nightstick prodding if necessary.
Time to revive old customs…
Comment by TimO — June 6, 2012 @ 6:22 am
The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals: Better Living Through
mislegislation.Obviously the OWS crowd has been through there, “advising” the
bums and hoboshomeless unfortunates – no way could they have thought that up by theirselves.“Yours? OK, then, just pick it up and put it in your dufflebag, there’s a good chap.”
Comment by ZZMike — June 6, 2012 @ 11:53 am