Shit. Where are those people from? It’s just cotton candy. R says they act like there was a 50 year ban on cotton candy and now IT’S BACK! We’re beside ourselves. We don’t believe this is real.
One month ago I wouldn’t have known anything about this. Just recently one of my children came back from their BIG field trip, which included dinner at Golden Corral, and that fountain and cotton candy were among the huge hits of the trip. The very next night my wife and another child saw this commercial while watching TV and had a great laugh. Maybe it’s a culinary tsunami, that will destroy us all but I doubt it and I don’t want some know-it-all bureaucrats determining my fate in ANYTHING. (…if only because they don’t know it all.)
Cotton Candy on a stick contains 115 calories and is made from ONE ounce of melted and spun sugar + food coloring. I estimate the profit margin to be fucking near 90+fucking %!
Golden Corral just didn`t fall off no turnip truck, I`d reckon….oooohhh and one of the quize that introduced it to America was a —–wait for it——-Dentist!
(God, I lurve capitalism…)
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 16, 2012 @ 7:33 am
Not a big fan of cotton candy myself but hey, to each their own.
To me, it’s pretty simple:
If the government takes from others to provide for you, those from whom you take, through the government, get to decide what you can and can’t eat.
As for the rest of us, the government can keep its grubby paws off my plate, thank you very much.
Comment by Buzz — June 15, 2012 @ 6:13 pm
What? Only 16 oz of chocolate dipped cotton candy per purchase?
Comment by mech — June 15, 2012 @ 8:01 pm
Shit. Where are those people from? It’s just cotton candy. R says they act like there was a 50 year ban on cotton candy and now IT’S BACK! We’re beside ourselves. We don’t believe this is real.
Comment by PatrickP — June 15, 2012 @ 8:16 pm
“This must be one of those ‘only Golden Corral’ kind of things.”
Really? Only Golden Corral and not every fair, carnival, 7-11, and child’s birthday party in North America?
Comment by PatrickP — June 15, 2012 @ 8:20 pm
The city of Richmond, CA (near Oakland) is putting a ballot measure that would put a 1c/oz tax on soft drinks:
Soda tax
That works out to about a 10% extra tax.
In this way, the city fathers will conquer obesity and bring peace and harmony to the city.
Comment by ZZMike — June 15, 2012 @ 8:44 pm
When are they going to install the chocolate spigots so you can just clamp on and open the valve?
Comment by Paladin — June 15, 2012 @ 10:57 pm
*glug*glug*glug*
Those are the people who NEED to be corralled.
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 15, 2012 @ 11:06 pm
Never could abide the stuff, myself ;-)
Comment by Lucius Severus Pertinax — June 16, 2012 @ 12:05 am
If I had a 5¢ for every cotton candy I’ve sold… oh wait they cost less than that to make…
Go Golden Corral
Comment by Spin — June 16, 2012 @ 1:19 am
One month ago I wouldn’t have known anything about this. Just recently one of my children came back from their BIG field trip, which included dinner at Golden Corral, and that fountain and cotton candy were among the huge hits of the trip. The very next night my wife and another child saw this commercial while watching TV and had a great laugh. Maybe it’s a culinary tsunami, that will destroy us all but I doubt it and I don’t want some know-it-all bureaucrats determining my fate in ANYTHING. (…if only because they don’t know it all.)
Comment by Hopefulone — June 16, 2012 @ 4:28 am
Cotton Candy on a stick contains 115 calories and is made from ONE ounce of melted and spun sugar + food coloring. I estimate the profit margin to be fucking near 90+fucking %!
Golden Corral just didn`t fall off no turnip truck, I`d reckon….oooohhh and one of the quize that introduced it to America was a —–wait for it——-Dentist!
(God, I lurve capitalism…)
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 16, 2012 @ 7:33 am
Not a big fan of cotton candy myself but hey, to each their own.
Comment by MCPO — June 16, 2012 @ 2:20 pm
They make Hot Tamales brand cotton candy.
It’s actually pretty good, but you only see it in closeout stores around here, occasionally. Must be a back-East thing, like Clark Bars.
Comment by Merovign — June 16, 2012 @ 4:54 pm
I can’t wait to get to Golden Corral and eat chocolate that has poured over several hundred boogery fingers.
Comment by SteveHGraham — June 17, 2012 @ 1:11 pm
I can’t wait to get to Golden Corral and eat chocolate that has poured over several hundred boogery fingers.
Hahahaha!!
Comment by PatrickP — June 17, 2012 @ 8:34 pm