Uhbama is a chumpass with blinders. He believes there are Solutions If We Would Just Listen To Him. His community organizer genes are telling him if he just Mussolini/Hitler’s an idea from the bully pulpit, a white man (an actual doer if he’s lucky, or some other pol buying votes more than likely, will come along and fix things. Wallah. It’s Cargo Cult thinking. He’s the Deity and his cult followers think if they cry loud enough and worship the Deity, all sorts of manufactured goods and food products will drop from the sky, without cost, without energy expenditure, without (their) labor.
It’s deep in Uhbama’s genes. It’s been apparent since he appeared on the trail in 2008, when he started to pronounce things like “thaa-at, … our scientists will give us the solution (to energy issues, climate change, medical care) if we just make the investment”. Well, they have all along – in the private sector and the Conservative side of political spectrum – fracking, horizontal drilling, miraculous oil spill cleanups, more medical advances, rational deficit reduction plans, Arpaio’s successful illegal alien tactics – beyond all of the odds, and He rejects all of it. He trusts whoever it was, a flock of young punk interns maybe, who wrote the details of Uhbamacare, because there are Solutions and because some airhead or rent-seeking minion somewhere, maybe a Snadra Fluke, maybe some white boy at Goldman Sachs , just writes them down or whispers in Bernanke’s ear, and there will be no further problems. Now Uhbama thinks the Solution is for the Feds to blow a trillion dollars a year on local governments so they can hire more police, firemen, and teachers. Just Do It. Why won’t those evil Rethuglicans Just Do It? If He Wills It, they will come, and Problems will go away. They want America to fail so Uhbama gets the blame, yeah, that’s it, just like Rush wants Him to fail. They gave FDR what he wanted, but he was white. They gave Clinton Social Security Trust to balance the budget, they gave Bush TARP, and they worked out, because they are white. So what could possibly be different in Uhbama’s case? Well, community organizers know how to handle that – jump up and down screaming until you get your way, or you’ll call Racism.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 17, 2012 @ 7:48 am
Romney prob’ly call for advice before becoming inextricably lost.
Unlike, you know, passin’ deep into the forest in order to find out what’s in it.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 17, 2012 @ 9:50 am
“Lord of the Flies = OBoBo!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 17, 2012 @ 10:29 am
Nothing is an improvement.
I encourage President Obama to do more of this “Nothing”.
0bama is making reservations for us at the Donner restaurant while Romney would at least get us back to civilization, safety and resources.
Comment by mech — June 17, 2012 @ 7:41 am
The comments were interesting. Especially the ones blaming Bush and the Republicans. Where have I heard or read that drivel before???
Comment by geezerette — June 17, 2012 @ 7:47 am
Uhbama is a chumpass with blinders. He believes there are Solutions If We Would Just Listen To Him. His community organizer genes are telling him if he just Mussolini/Hitler’s an idea from the bully pulpit, a white man (an actual doer if he’s lucky, or some other pol buying votes more than likely, will come along and fix things. Wallah. It’s Cargo Cult thinking. He’s the Deity and his cult followers think if they cry loud enough and worship the Deity, all sorts of manufactured goods and food products will drop from the sky, without cost, without energy expenditure, without (their) labor.
It’s deep in Uhbama’s genes. It’s been apparent since he appeared on the trail in 2008, when he started to pronounce things like “thaa-at, … our scientists will give us the solution (to energy issues, climate change, medical care) if we just make the investment”. Well, they have all along – in the private sector and the Conservative side of political spectrum – fracking, horizontal drilling, miraculous oil spill cleanups, more medical advances, rational deficit reduction plans, Arpaio’s successful illegal alien tactics – beyond all of the odds, and He rejects all of it. He trusts whoever it was, a flock of young punk interns maybe, who wrote the details of Uhbamacare, because there are Solutions and because some airhead or rent-seeking minion somewhere, maybe a Snadra Fluke, maybe some white boy at Goldman Sachs , just writes them down or whispers in Bernanke’s ear, and there will be no further problems. Now Uhbama thinks the Solution is for the Feds to blow a trillion dollars a year on local governments so they can hire more police, firemen, and teachers. Just Do It. Why won’t those evil Rethuglicans Just Do It? If He Wills It, they will come, and Problems will go away. They want America to fail so Uhbama gets the blame, yeah, that’s it, just like Rush wants Him to fail. They gave FDR what he wanted, but he was white. They gave Clinton Social Security Trust to balance the budget, they gave Bush TARP, and they worked out, because they are white. So what could possibly be different in Uhbama’s case? Well, community organizers know how to handle that – jump up and down screaming until you get your way, or you’ll call Racism.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 17, 2012 @ 7:48 am
Romney prob’ly call for advice before becoming inextricably lost.
Unlike, you know, passin’ deep into the forest in order to find out what’s in it.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 17, 2012 @ 9:50 am
“Lord of the Flies = OBoBo!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 17, 2012 @ 10:29 am
Nothing is an improvement.
I encourage President Obama to do more of this “Nothing”.
Comment by Kristophr — June 17, 2012 @ 11:48 am
Shorter report: A bunch of drooling idiots asked a bunch of other drooling idiots to drool. Everybody drooled.
Comment by Merovign — June 17, 2012 @ 4:42 pm
Something must be done!
This *picks up random bit of ideological flotsam* is something!
Therefore we must do it!!!
Luckily Bill Clinton was not around to do the bit of flotsam.
Comment by Paladin — June 18, 2012 @ 7:47 am