today’s audience participation
Comments
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
0.533 Powered by WordPress
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
0.533 Powered by WordPress
Barameter.
A subjective gage on how many times the swindler in chief repeats a recycled campaign slogan.
Did you see the President’s speach last night? The barameter was off the scale!
Comment by Paladin — June 17, 2012 @ 10:16 am
‘Lympian (n)
1. delusional left-wing resident of Olympia
2. one who resembles a delusional left-wing resident of Olympia
3. an employed hippie
‘Lympian (adj)
1. resembling a ‘Lympian
2. possessing considerable belief in a left-wing delusion
3. reality-averse combined with America-averse
4. left-wingier than thou
5. motivated by the desire to be as cool as a San Franciscan
6. mostly harmless
Ex:
A true ‘Lympian world would be indistinguishable from a psychotic episode.
N.B. (avoiding pejoratives):
‘Lympian should not be confused with limpdickian.
It’s an insult to limpdicks.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 17, 2012 @ 11:33 am
too easy – taxes = investments, …. hmmmmm
Economic justice – government swag
We have economic justice here in Olympia; ex.: When I retire at age 38 after 20 years as a school janitor, I’ll be making $110,000 a year and get an 85% pension payable immediately and Uhbama, in his sixth term, will forgive my mortgage.
Social justice – everybody gets equal government swag; ex: substitute any job for janitor above.
Budget – place where we get more justice.
Election winner – guy who promises more justice.
Lifestyle – any regular activity not requiring any responsibility.
Trillion – a number we need more of to get more justice
Fair – anything that gives me more justice; it’s very fair if everybody gets more justice.
Justice – obs.; an officer of the court, a magistrate or judge; a rightful or fair outcome.
………..- ‘Lympian new meaning – free stuff
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 17, 2012 @ 11:44 am
Rather than re-defining a word, how ‘bout a neologism: “exhaustipated”
As in the sentence, the chutzpah, smugness, and double standards displayed by liberals have left me exhaustipated.
Meaning . . . too tired to give a shit
Comment by bocopro — June 17, 2012 @ 11:47 am
teleprompter. a verb meaning a speech long in rhetoric and style, devoid of substance.
example:
dude, obama totally telepromptered the state of the union last night.
Comment by jw — June 17, 2012 @ 12:09 pm
Pharisees.
When a ‘Lympian would read my comments to the snoozepaper, back in the day, hate is all a Pharisees.
So they called two other members of the butt brigade and had my comment deleted, by mass clicking of the “abuse” button.
They still think I post there.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 17, 2012 @ 12:19 pm
Refucked (verb). Where a lympian, in a conversation with Headmissy, is technically *fucked*. When that same Lympian attempts another conversation with Headmissy, they are “refucked.” Refucked is generally accepted as an exponential increase from the word, fucked!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 17, 2012 @ 12:43 pm
Baracks: noun; (1) government-operated housing, usually inhabited by people dependent upon government largess – “There was a riot after a police shooting of some local in the baracks on the southeast side last night.” (2) extremely high-income area containing a high percentage of avid supporters of the President – “The President attended another political fundraiser at some townhome in the baracks on the east side.”
Comment by Thunderbottom — June 17, 2012 @ 1:40 pm
thatillfitter – an assessment offered to a friend when shopping for the friend’s wife.
“Hey, Zipser. You think this will look good on the bride?
“Yep, thatillfitter.”
Comment by Zipser — June 17, 2012 @ 4:55 pm
Obamanem (n.) Barack Hussein Obama and other associated Chicago crooks.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 17, 2012 @ 6:50 pm
racist: one who disagrees
synonyms: bigot, homophobe
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 17, 2012 @ 8:41 pm
right – anything I want for any reason.
gun – blanket term covering a wide range of self animating weapons that can, and have, without warning, spring up and start shooting people randomly.
Comment by Caged Insanity — June 18, 2012 @ 12:52 am
Damn. They’s some smart people here.
Comment by Stick — June 18, 2012 @ 4:17 am
RamDass.
The new sport center and bathouse being built in Downtown Olympia.
You don’t need a sentence to understand the meaning.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 18, 2012 @ 5:23 am
Ok. it’s too early in the morning to remember html.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 18, 2012 @ 5:24 am
Arbitrareum: (n) A place where decisions are made, without regard to logic or common sense.
Expecting the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals to present a coherent argument for their decisions is fruitless, they make their decision in an arbitrareum.
BTW, my son said this word yesterday when speaking of an arboretum. But, I was so taken with it, I’ve decided to share.
Comment by Izzy — June 18, 2012 @ 4:29 pm