I figgered out a little racism test to give to liberals. It’s quite simple. The only possible answers are yes or no.
Here’s the deal: You find yourself alone with Teh One in his hotel room. He says to you, “You know [name], you’ve been doing some great work on my magnificent, never-ending campaign, and I really appreciate it, but I’m so tense now that I can’t really concentrate on the job ahead, and what I’d like you to do is blow me so I can relax again and lead this country like I should.”
Yes or no?
If you say “no”, then you’re obviously a racist, and a homophobe, unpatriotic, and maybe even a traitor.
But if you say “yes”, then you’re just a cocksucker.
Proof, yet again, my friends, that the way to tell what the left is up to is to have a look at what they accuse conservatives of.
It can never be more obvious.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 18, 2012 @ 5:19 am
The propagandists wish complete control over what we get as “news.” If they can keep up their lies, unbroken, un-corrected by other sources, then they can maintain control as they have for the past two generations. The light of truth is their enemy.
If the leftist/statist, propagandists’ friends, who happen to have dark skin, are caught on tape spewing evil, fomenting strife, building rage that results in murders, then those who reveal the evil are considered “racist” and worse.
too early in the morning for me to remember the few html codes I know.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 18, 2012 @ 5:26 am
So, Teh Maher Rule is like what Progs do with children? If they run your car into a wall, just don’t mention it, and everybody gets a trophy just for being black showing up.
Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — June 18, 2012 @ 6:42 am
Hog (2): you may have confused Teh One with Slick Willie, the first black president.
But in S.W.’s case you would have to be a woman… or at least an intern.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — June 18, 2012 @ 7:43 am
Here’s my version of what Caged said: “Maher? Who’s that?”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — June 18, 2012 @ 7:44 am
They’re simply throwing sh*t and seeing what will stick. If nothing sticks, they’ll complain about all the sh*t stains.
They don’t have a case to prove, so they’ll point to the number of accusations.
“Hey, everybody said she turned them into a newt! They all got better, though. A witch!”
Remember, it ain’t the credibility of the evidence, it’s the seriousness of the charge. (note: only applies to Repubs)
To a lib, it’s not about having a valid argument, it’s about having talking points.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 18, 2012 @ 8:14 am
Both Bill Maher and the *Wiley Coyote* get their stuff from “The ACME Company”!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 18, 2012 @ 8:39 am
Proof that MSNBC is not racist: Not a single black person on their website! Or on the air…
And here’s a picture of Billy Maher with his head up his ass – again.
Comment by mojo — June 17, 2012 @ 10:05 pm
I figgered out a little racism test to give to liberals. It’s quite simple. The only possible answers are yes or no.
Here’s the deal: You find yourself alone with Teh One in his hotel room. He says to you, “You know [name], you’ve been doing some great work on my magnificent, never-ending campaign, and I really appreciate it, but I’m so tense now that I can’t really concentrate on the job ahead, and what I’d like you to do is blow me so I can relax again and lead this country like I should.”
Yes or no?
If you say “no”, then you’re obviously a racist, and a homophobe, unpatriotic, and maybe even a traitor.
But if you say “yes”, then you’re just a cocksucker.
Yes or no?
Comment by Hog Whitman — June 17, 2012 @ 11:46 pm
The irony. Bill Maher talking about someone else being irrelevant.
Comment by Caged Insanity — June 18, 2012 @ 12:44 am
Is that vapid, rude little sociopath flapping his gums again?
Comment by Merovign — June 18, 2012 @ 1:03 am
Bill Maher is probably most bigoted little shit-ass known to the world. He makes Ahmadinejad look like Mr. Rodgers.
He has no room to discuss anything, except how he cleans the feces from his ears.
Comment by Jess — June 18, 2012 @ 3:15 am
Proof, yet again, my friends, that the way to tell what the left is up to is to have a look at what they accuse conservatives of.
It can never be more obvious.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 18, 2012 @ 5:19 am
The propagandists wish complete control over what we get as “news.” If they can keep up their lies, unbroken, un-corrected by other sources, then they can maintain control as they have for the past two generations. The light of truth is their enemy.
If the leftist/statist, propagandists’ friends, who happen to have dark skin, are caught on tape spewing evil, fomenting strife, building rage that results in murders, then those who reveal the evil are considered “racist” and worse.
Comment by Hopefulone — June 18, 2012 @ 5:21 am
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too early in the morning for me to remember the few html codes I know.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 18, 2012 @ 5:26 am
So, Teh Maher Rule is like what Progs do with children? If they run your car into a wall, just don’t mention it, and everybody gets a trophy just for
being blackshowing up.Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — June 18, 2012 @ 6:42 am
Hog (2): you may have confused Teh One with Slick Willie, the first black president.
But in S.W.’s case you would have to be a woman… or at least an intern.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — June 18, 2012 @ 7:43 am
Here’s my version of what Caged said: “Maher? Who’s that?”
Comment by Ironic in Denver — June 18, 2012 @ 7:44 am
If you’re speaking with a Liberal, Facts= Racism.
You are welcome.
Comment by Wollf — June 18, 2012 @ 7:52 am
They’re simply throwing sh*t and seeing what will stick. If nothing sticks, they’ll complain about all the sh*t stains.
They don’t have a case to prove, so they’ll point to the number of accusations.
“Hey, everybody said she turned them into a newt! They all got better, though. A witch!”
Remember, it ain’t the credibility of the evidence, it’s the seriousness of the charge. (note: only applies to Repubs)
To a lib, it’s not about having a valid argument, it’s about having talking points.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 18, 2012 @ 8:14 am
Both Bill Maher and the *Wiley Coyote* get their stuff from “The ACME Company”!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 18, 2012 @ 8:39 am
Proof that MSNBC is not racist: Not a single black person on their website! Or on the air…
Comment by AZHolmes — June 18, 2012 @ 10:16 am
I note that shrimp Bill Maher just referred to Lt/Col Allen West as an: APE! Racist? (Crickets……)
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 20, 2012 @ 8:13 am