“Put yourself in their shoes”
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The Porch maintained its credibility last week, since no KisPer sent in a foto wearing these fucking shooozzz! Lympians, however, will buy them because, as they will claim, “They hold up my socks…..”
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 18, 2012 @ 8:32 am
Trouble is,
there’s no Underground Railroad, now;
and if there were, it wouldn’t lead to sanctuary.
It’s like you’re the Abbé Faria in “The Count of Monte Cristo” who, in years of tunneling to freedom, just ends up in another cell.
(What? OMG! You’re right!)
Nicely done, ladies.
You suckered us guys into participating in a whole week of shooz posts.
Enjoy your high-fiving. This will not go unavenged.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 18, 2012 @ 8:56 am
Those Adidas are theft proofing for po white trash who wander into the ghetto. Might get flash mobbed or beat up, but you won’t lose your shoes.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 18, 2012 @ 9:18 am
Euros are using Daylight Savings Time thinking for their finances. This latest joke requires Italy to lend money to Spain at 3% which Italy has to borrow at 7%.
New Math works until reality
sets inkicks down the door. Or until after next elections, whichever comes first.Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 18, 2012 @ 10:19 am
Not sure it’s in the best of taste for other reasons, either:
(What? Well, yeah, okay, it can be darkly funny.
… or not.)
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 18, 2012 @ 10:20 am
dick, GMTA!
Comment by rickn8or — June 18, 2012 @ 11:17 am
Perp Walk Trainers
Comment by Lucius Severus Pertinax — June 18, 2012 @ 12:50 pm
^ LSP
*snick* Yeah, waitin’ for the first YouTube entries of folks putting the anklets on the wrong ankles. I think this is gonna make some lawyers rich men.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 18, 2012 @ 3:50 pm
Just wait: some doofus wearing those shoes will get drunk at a party and fall asleep, at which time his fun-loving buddies will switch the ankle bracelets, then holler “fire!”
Comment by Fat Baxter — June 18, 2012 @ 4:05 pm
Cross-connect ‘em and half the arresting officer’s work is done.
Comment by rickn8or — June 18, 2012 @ 4:31 pm
…them’s some fuggly ass shoozz….
Comment by Henri Claude — June 18, 2012 @ 5:14 pm
I think those shoes say something important about a person. They say “I am so in solidarity with ancient consequences of crimes I was neither victim nor perpetrator of, that they darken my thoughts to the extent that I am mentally crippled, and yet because I can blame the crime on someone else, I am not responsible for my shortcomings. Also, I am colorblind, and I just spent 15% of my rent money on shoes I really don’t need.”
The time to GTFO a legacy is when you stop living it. Any time anyone starts with the “but 100/200/900 years ago” crap, it’s time to shut the fuck up, *now*. You are not responding to something, you are *starting* something.
Comment by Merovign — June 18, 2012 @ 8:54 pm