Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 22, 2012 @ 10:02 pm
^Sondra – I would have been gone, preferably exiting just as Captain Bullshit got to the podium. Does Teh Won and his personal SS have doubts about how much he is loved?
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 22, 2012 @ 10:20 pm
It’s common, according to a Secret Service spokesman. That, brawls at the bar and trying to stiff the prostitutes. Oh, you meant taking up all the knives from the wetbacks?
“Jus’ put that knife down and gimme yo’ money – we have guns.”
Comment by Thunderbottom — June 23, 2012 @ 5:28 am
Either the Secret Service has a new found respect for the damage a Latino can do after their run in with the South America “escorts” or Latinos eat with pitchforks.
I know that minorities should be dependent on government, but do they really need bureaucrats to cut their meat?
Or maybe B-HO was afraid someone would remember his 2008 promise to come back to NALEO as president which he finally kept in 2012.
Comment by Freddie Sykes — June 23, 2012 @ 6:09 am
Maybe their minds are stuck in a movie: “Locksley, I’m going to cut out your liver with a SPOON!”
Except they left the spoons; bad research, guys
It ain`t the silverware that I would be worried about. It`s the LETHAL high-heeled shoooz in the hands of a woman!!!!!! Why? I have seen em RIGHT HERE on Drak`s blog—————————-
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 23, 2012 @ 8:28 am
What’s the big deal?
Y’eat fried chicken with your fingers, right?
(Whaat?!)
Holder made silverware available under the table, though.
Joe (11)
Ahhhh … I’m gonna PShop that.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 23, 2012 @ 8:51 am
Maybe someone mentioned to them the butterknife brigade.
…afraid to even enter a room with people using silverware………..good grief……..nothing spells weakness like showing such cowardice as that!!……and the recent “no weapons for military” for the Campaigner in Chief in Mesopotamia was also a huge flash of his cowardice to the World too…..as well as a huge insult to the Military……
If you bring a knife to the fight they’ll bring guns. Big guns!! Take them across the boarder and kill a whole bunch of people than tell them if they make it here they can stay here with out being citizens and they love it because they don’t give a shit about the countries constitution because they aren’t citizens. But they can vote for the same guy that doesn’t give a shit about the constitution either. God Bless America–
^^ Yanno, I’ve always wondered about that. I mean, if the little guys are so smart, why haven’t they invented the fork yet? It’s like ‘native’ americans being so spooky kewl and spiritual, and stuff, that they forgot to invent the wheel.
And pale white idiots who go to ‘Chinese’ restaurants and use chopsticks are on my Shortlist™.
Those people should have walked out after that.
But they didn’t…………
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 22, 2012 @ 10:02 pm
^Sondra – I would have been gone, preferably exiting just as Captain Bullshit got to the podium. Does Teh Won and his personal SS have doubts about how much he is loved?
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — June 22, 2012 @ 10:20 pm
“Spoon!”
Comment by mojo — June 22, 2012 @ 10:51 pm
Stay cool boy!
Comment by EBL — June 22, 2012 @ 11:19 pm
It’s common, according to a Secret Service spokesman. That, brawls at the bar and trying to stiff the prostitutes. Oh, you meant taking up all the knives from the wetbacks?
Comment by Jess — June 23, 2012 @ 3:38 am
“Jus’ put that knife down and gimme yo’ money – we have guns.”
Comment by Thunderbottom — June 23, 2012 @ 5:28 am
Either the Secret Service has a new found respect for the damage a Latino can do after their run in with the South America “escorts” or Latinos eat with pitchforks.
I know that minorities should be dependent on government, but do they really need bureaucrats to cut their meat?
Or maybe B-HO was afraid someone would remember his 2008 promise to come back to NALEO as president which he finally kept in 2012.
Comment by Freddie Sykes — June 23, 2012 @ 6:09 am
Maybe their minds are stuck in a movie: “Locksley, I’m going to cut out your liver with a SPOON!”
Except they left the spoons; bad research, guys
Comment by Firehand — June 23, 2012 @ 6:32 am
The dinner plates can make dangerous frisbees and when broken, have sharp edges, too.
It must be okay because they disarm our military in war zones for visits by teh precedent and his minions.
Comment by mech — June 23, 2012 @ 6:53 am
Yes, it’s common procedure, but (day-um!) was it ever handled badly.
Chalk up another offended minority. What? No. I’m talking about the Latinos that didn’t attend.
Comment by rickn8or — June 23, 2012 @ 7:03 am
November is coming.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 23, 2012 @ 7:38 am
I stole this comment from elsewhere.
They were afraid someone would stick a fork in him cause he is
Comment by Brad — June 23, 2012 @ 8:01 am
Done.
Comment by Brad — June 23, 2012 @ 8:01 am
So how long before we have to start registering the knives and forks in our homes as weapons?
Comment by Stilton — June 23, 2012 @ 8:09 am
It ain`t the silverware that I would be worried about. It`s the LETHAL high-heeled shoooz in the hands of a woman!!!!!! Why? I have seen em RIGHT HERE on Drak`s blog—————————-
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 23, 2012 @ 8:28 am
What’s the big deal?
Y’eat fried chicken with your fingers, right?
(Whaat?!)
Holder made silverware available under the table, though.
Joe (11)
Ahhhh … I’m gonna PShop that.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 23, 2012 @ 8:51 am
Maybe someone mentioned to them the butterknife brigade.
Comment by mech — June 23, 2012 @ 8:53 am
…afraid to even enter a room with people using silverware………..good grief……..nothing spells weakness like showing such cowardice as that!!……and the recent “no weapons for military” for the Campaigner in Chief in Mesopotamia was also a huge flash of his cowardice to the World too…..as well as a huge insult to the Military……
Comment by Henri Claude — June 23, 2012 @ 9:43 am
Meh …
Just throw your shoes as soon as the cameras come on.
I want to see a whole audience throw a shoe at Obama.
Comment by Kristophr — June 23, 2012 @ 10:27 am
If you bring a knife to the fight they’ll bring guns. Big guns!! Take them across the boarder and kill a whole bunch of people than tell them if they make it here they can stay here with out being citizens and they love it because they don’t give a shit about the countries constitution because they aren’t citizens. But they can vote for the same guy that doesn’t give a shit about the constitution either. God Bless America–
Comment by geezerette — June 23, 2012 @ 10:29 am
Heaven forbid they remember the shoe throwing incident with Bush, they’ll start having everyone remove their shoes as well.
Comment by Caged Insanity — June 23, 2012 @ 10:56 am
^ CI,
You been through a TSA checkpoint lately?
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 23, 2012 @ 11:28 am
Fear the government who fears the people, especially when they fear those they claim as “their own”.
November IS coming.
In fact I can hear the heavy breathing already.
It isn’t my dog snoring, or farting…
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 23, 2012 @ 11:39 am
And I’m far enough outside Olympia that the heavy breathing noise isn’t from there.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — June 23, 2012 @ 11:44 am
Kitchen knives are heavily regulated in Communist England.
They’re just testing out the idea here.
Comment by Merovign — June 23, 2012 @ 6:04 pm
That deal some time ago where he disarmed troops in a combat zone went over so well…..
Pretty soon there’ll be no knives in any house anywhere.
Another take: It saves having to count the silverware after the dinner.
Trivia question: Why do Chinese & Japanese use chopsticks?
Because a long time ago, the Emperor decided that knives were too dangerous for ordinary people to have.
I don’t know if the chef has to get a Carry Permit for his knives.
Another story, obviously a cover, says that because Oriental plates were made of wood, knives cut them up and they didn’t last.
Comment by ZZMike — June 23, 2012 @ 7:54 pm
^^ Yanno, I’ve always wondered about that. I mean, if the little guys are so smart, why haven’t they invented the fork yet? It’s like ‘native’ americans being so spooky kewl and spiritual, and stuff, that they forgot to invent the wheel.
And pale white idiots who go to ‘Chinese’ restaurants and use chopsticks are on my Shortlist™.
Comment by Hog Whitman — June 24, 2012 @ 8:44 am
P.S. I have actually been to Lee Ho Fooks, while walking through the streets of Soho in the rain. And I had me a big dish of what?
That’s right. Beef Chow Mein.
Comment by Hog Whitman — June 24, 2012 @ 10:20 am
Just remembered:
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 24, 2012 @ 11:11 am
Ha, Doug, I also remembered where those forks are displayed, too.
Comment by mech — June 24, 2012 @ 5:37 pm