What does dog taste like?
- Like “Third World” toddler.
What’s your favorite kind if Choom?
The kind that makes OWS nitwits all dizzy and confused and easy to round up.
What is Obama’s greatest legacy to America?
That he’s totally demolished the idea that “crony socialist” economic policies are effective.
Comment by Thunderbottom — June 26, 2012 @ 6:47 am
“What’s your web site number?”
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 26, 2012 @ 6:50 am
I don’t twit, so …
• What’s it like to have a polygamous parent?
• Who were your composite girlfriend?
• How many times a day do Mormons pray?
• Is it better to grow up in Mexico or Malaysia?
• Which is better for standing on, a cotton or a nylon flag?
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 26, 2012 @ 7:32 am
Will you be recommending Debbie Wasserman Shultz as head of the RNC when she comes available this fall?
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 26, 2012 @ 7:47 am
Were you upset when you went into the liquor store and saw “Five Wives Vodka”?
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 26, 2012 @ 11:48 am
• Do you expect your golf handicap to rise or fall during your administration?
• What musical instrument was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named after? (alt.) Was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named Sillius Sodus or Biggus Dickus?
• Do you intend to compete with Carter for the title “worst president, ever?”
• Has your staff sworn an oath to moon the official portrait of Obama?
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 26, 2012 @ 12:51 pm
What is the plural of *I* ? [tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock....]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 26, 2012 @ 1:17 pm
Name a pastor that you could disown as readily as your white grandmother.
Does a pat of the hand or a smile work better when condescending to white folk?