What does dog taste like?
- Like “Third World” toddler.
What’s your favorite kind if Choom?
The kind that makes OWS nitwits all dizzy and confused and easy to round up.
What is Obama’s greatest legacy to America?
That he’s totally demolished the idea that “crony socialist” economic policies are effective.
Comment by Thunderbottom — June 26, 2012 @ 6:47 am
“What’s your web site number?”
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 26, 2012 @ 6:50 am
I don’t twit, so …
• What’s it like to have a polygamous parent?
• Who were your composite girlfriend?
• How many times a day do Mormons pray?
• Is it better to grow up in Mexico or Malaysia?
• Which is better for standing on, a cotton or a nylon flag?
etc.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 26, 2012 @ 7:32 am
Will you be recommending Debbie Wasserman Shultz as head of the RNC when she comes available this fall?
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 26, 2012 @ 7:47 am
Were you upset when you went into the liquor store and saw “Five Wives Vodka”?
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 26, 2012 @ 11:48 am
• Do you expect your golf handicap to rise or fall during your administration?
• What musical instrument was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named after? (alt.) Was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named Sillius Sodus or Biggus Dickus?
• Do you intend to compete with Carter for the title “worst president, ever?”
• Has your staff sworn an oath to moon the official portrait of Obama?
etc.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 26, 2012 @ 12:51 pm
What is the plural of *I* ? [tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock....]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 26, 2012 @ 1:17 pm
Name a pastor that you could disown as readily as your white grandmother.
Does a pat of the hand or a smile work better when condescending to white folk?
I saw that Twitter thread earlier in the day, and someone commented about how the progs just NEVER learn that they can’t win these slap-fests (mainly ‘cuz they just don’t have a sense of humour).
And this post proves it. Some real good ones here. (Nasty one, too.)
Comment by Lord of the Fleas — June 26, 2012 @ 7:39 pm
For which is the US Constitution better suited: restricting authority of the federal government or removing Klingons from the orbit of Uranus?
When do you lovingly stroke the hair of a self-important Hollywood twit, before or after you’ve used him to raise millions of campaign funds then buggered him?
After your nomination, will your wife finally be proud of America?
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 27, 2012 @ 7:34 am
“How do you get through a wide and tall iron gate with an umbrella?” [...an No, OBoBo, Mitt won`t say, "Give it to one of my wives". Neither-------you dumbass Kenyan Beta bonobo...]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 27, 2012 @ 11:38 am
What does dog taste like?
- Like “Third World” toddler.
What’s your favorite kind if Choom?
The kind that makes OWS nitwits all dizzy and confused and easy to round up.
What is Obama’s greatest legacy to America?
That he’s totally demolished the idea that “crony socialist” economic policies are effective.
Comment by Thunderbottom — June 26, 2012 @ 6:47 am
“What’s your web site number?”
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 26, 2012 @ 6:50 am
I don’t twit, so …
• What’s it like to have a polygamous parent?
• Who were your composite girlfriend?
• How many times a day do Mormons pray?
• Is it better to grow up in Mexico or Malaysia?
• Which is better for standing on, a cotton or a nylon flag?
etc.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 26, 2012 @ 7:32 am
Will you be recommending Debbie Wasserman Shultz as head of the RNC when she comes available this fall?
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 26, 2012 @ 7:47 am
Were you upset when you went into the liquor store and saw “Five Wives Vodka”?
Comment by Paladin — June 26, 2012 @ 9:16 am
What’s the capital of “State #52″?
Comment by AZHolmes — June 26, 2012 @ 9:49 am
Name a job that isn’t above Obama’s pay grade.
Comment by AZHolmes — June 26, 2012 @ 9:50 am
What tools do you need for a shovel ready job?
Comment by geezerette — June 26, 2012 @ 10:06 am
How do you say “Corpsman” ?
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 26, 2012 @ 11:48 am
• Do you expect your golf handicap to rise or fall during your administration?
• What musical instrument was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named after? (alt.) Was the doctor who signed your birth certificate named Sillius Sodus or Biggus Dickus?
• Do you intend to compete with Carter for the title “worst president, ever?”
• Has your staff sworn an oath to moon the official portrait of Obama?
etc.
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 26, 2012 @ 12:51 pm
What is the plural of *I* ? [tick,tock,tick,tock,tick,tock....]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 26, 2012 @ 1:17 pm
Name a pastor that you could disown as readily as your white grandmother.
Does a pat of the hand or a smile work better when condescending to white folk?
Comment by Paladin — June 26, 2012 @ 1:23 pm
What size boob belt does your wife wear?
Comment by PeggyU — June 26, 2012 @ 3:40 pm
I saw that Twitter thread earlier in the day, and someone commented about how the progs just NEVER learn that they can’t win these slap-fests (mainly ‘cuz they just don’t have a sense of humour).
And this post proves it. Some real good ones here. (Nasty one, too.)
Comment by Lord of the Fleas — June 26, 2012 @ 7:39 pm
For which is the US Constitution better suited: restricting authority of the federal government or removing Klingons from the orbit of Uranus?
Comment by Buzz — June 26, 2012 @ 8:14 pm
When do you lovingly stroke the hair of a self-important Hollywood twit, before or after you’ve used him to raise millions of campaign funds then buggered him?
Comment by Buzz — June 26, 2012 @ 8:16 pm
Which of these words doesn’t belong?
1. Usurper
2. Traitor
3. Marxist
4. Community Organizer
5. American
Comment by Buzz — June 26, 2012 @ 8:19 pm
After your nomination, will your wife finally be proud of America?
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 27, 2012 @ 7:34 am
“How do you get through a wide and tall iron gate with an umbrella?” [...an No, OBoBo, Mitt won`t say, "Give it to one of my wives". Neither-------you dumbass Kenyan Beta bonobo...]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — June 27, 2012 @ 11:38 am
Does Mooochelle ever let you don the strapon?
Comment by Cheesy — June 27, 2012 @ 5:03 pm
1. Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
2. How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the Ark?
I got nothing.
Comment by Hog Whitman — June 27, 2012 @ 7:58 pm