I’m really looking forward to reading about his whole episode in the next Tim Dorsey novel … Say what you will, but living in Florida is better than any TV sitcom/crime/action-adventure!
“I told the drug lord that I was in love with you..
I told the drug lord that I was in love with you..
And then, the drug lord, he told me what to do.
He said that…
Cocain, LSD, Meth, Crack, Marijuana, Hashish
Cocain, LSD Meth Crack Marijuana Hashish*.”
*not sure on the validity of this one as it may just be a slang term for marijuana, but it works phonetically.
Comment by Caged Insanity — June 27, 2012 @ 5:01 pm
And here I thought only chimpanzees bit the faces off people.
Comment by Melissa In Texas — June 27, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
Hmm so either the toxicology tests are right and this guy just figured it was a good day to suck face with a stranger, or the Bath Salts company paid off the media to stop all the bad press I’m calling this one …
A 20 year old Japanese “Artist” decides he’s asexual, has a surgeon turn him into a eunuch – then serves his junk to 5 paying customers. No word on the actual recipe, nor a review of the dining experience.
1st: bath salts are nothing but a synthetic cocaine. Any underlying psychosis is just that…batshit crazy writ large.
2nd: tired of this drug and spice ( the synthetic weed that they sell at gas stations now) as the people who smoke em and snort them are just a pain in my ass. Except the girl who placed the bath salts in her vajayjay and was having everlasting orgasms…. I laughed my ass of on that call.
CI, hashish is the resin from weed without the leaf product, its completely diferent in the way it looks but has the same effect. I mean hell, they dont call it dope for nothing.
That’s funny, Headmissy ! I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — June 27, 2012 @ 3:44 pm
That was some badass weed.
Comment by Jess — June 27, 2012 @ 4:26 pm
So now we have to worry about spontaneous zombiism?
Crap.
Comment by Cheesy — June 27, 2012 @ 4:53 pm
I’m really looking forward to reading about his whole episode in the next Tim Dorsey novel … Say what you will, but living in Florida is better than any TV sitcom/crime/action-adventure!
Comment by danintampa — June 27, 2012 @ 4:58 pm
“I told the drug lord that I was in love with you..
I told the drug lord that I was in love with you..
And then, the drug lord, he told me what to do.
He said that…
Cocain, LSD, Meth, Crack, Marijuana, Hashish
Cocain, LSD Meth Crack Marijuana Hashish*.”
*not sure on the validity of this one as it may just be a slang term for marijuana, but it works phonetically.
Comment by Caged Insanity — June 27, 2012 @ 5:01 pm
And here I thought only chimpanzees bit the faces off people.
Comment by Hog Whitman — June 27, 2012 @ 5:03 pm
I was kinda secure thinking it was some whacked out drug…
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 27, 2012 @ 5:10 pm
^^Yup….. Called Zombie Liberalism…. No brains, and they want ours! Run!
Comment by Wollf — June 27, 2012 @ 5:41 pm
“Stay away from the Haitian weed…”
Comment by mojo — June 27, 2012 @ 5:43 pm
Step away from the bong!
Comment by Melissa In Texas — June 27, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
Hmm so either the toxicology tests are right and this guy just figured it was a good day to suck face with a stranger, or the Bath Salts company paid off the media to stop all the bad press
I’m calling this one …
Comment by Gwillie — June 27, 2012 @ 5:48 pm
This is just as weird:
A 20 year old Japanese “Artist” decides he’s asexual, has a surgeon turn him into a eunuch – then serves his junk to 5 paying customers. No word on the actual recipe, nor a review of the dining experience.
Police are probing for a crime, though.
Comment by N.O'Really — June 27, 2012 @ 5:54 pm
1st: bath salts are nothing but a synthetic cocaine. Any underlying psychosis is just that…batshit crazy writ large.
2nd: tired of this drug and spice ( the synthetic weed that they sell at gas stations now) as the people who smoke em and snort them are just a pain in my ass. Except the girl who placed the bath salts in her vajayjay and was having everlasting orgasms…. I laughed my ass of on that call.
CI, hashish is the resin from weed without the leaf product, its completely diferent in the way it looks but has the same effect. I mean hell, they dont call it dope for nothing.
Comment by EMT-P Cracker — June 27, 2012 @ 7:43 pm
Lots of crazies wandering around South Beach without needing drugs….
nothing new there.
Comment by TimO — June 27, 2012 @ 7:58 pm
Reefer Madness
Comment by DougM (jackassophobe) — June 27, 2012 @ 9:21 pm
Just plain, ol’ fashioned NUTZ!!
Comment by Lucius Severus Pertinax — June 28, 2012 @ 12:04 am
DougM, your “Reefer Madness” viewed today if kinda chuckle worthy because of it’s ominous tone.
The re-make is the exact same story but played for it’s comic effect.
This Is The Reefer Madness – The Movie Musical Trailer
Comment by Spin — June 28, 2012 @ 1:38 am
Here John Kassir (voice of “Crypt Keeper” from Tales from the Crypt) bites off more than he can chew.
Mary Sunshine
Not unlike pResident Choom.
Comment by Spin — June 28, 2012 @ 1:46 am
DougM….DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — June 28, 2012 @ 6:49 am
“Mary… Well, she got a little…frisky… you might say…”
Comment by mojo — June 28, 2012 @ 7:13 am