[runs outside and scans the sky, runs back]
Wha… Why? Is The Asteroid™ commin’?
Comment by DougM (November is coming) — July 16, 2012 @ 5:45 am
Side bene: Picnics where you don`t need no mosquito repellant!!!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — July 16, 2012 @ 8:16 am
Bad side bene: women gotta avoid swimming in clear water swimming pools. BiiiG bubbles rise outa sexy bikini bottoms…………….
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — July 16, 2012 @ 8:19 am
You fear that a Dem victory in the fall will lead to people with Bush and/or Zionist leanings getting rounded up & sent to reeducation camps, and therefor recommend stocking up before sales of these things are monitored along with guns, bibles & smoking tobacco?
Comment by Ironic in Denver — July 16, 2012 @ 8:50 am
If one is to eat a hot dog then Heebs are the only ones you should put in your mouth!
And Bush beans are the only canned beans worth a damn.
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — July 16, 2012 @ 9:16 am
Don’t forget the Lipton Cold Brew tea bags. Gotta have something to wash the hot dogs down with.
If you recall, when our troops were first into Iraq they needed EVERYTHING….tampons, diaper wipes etc etc etc.
I asked my Cousin Joe what he wanted/needed and it was Vienna Sausages! I donned a disguise and went to WalMart and bought every damn can off the shelves and sent them.
I STILL LMAO.
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — July 16, 2012 @ 11:39 am
Since I doan know, I havta axe this: SondraK, in your comment,
do the “smaller sized Bush canned beans” cause smaller farts!
Or did you mean the, “smaller size can of Bush beans”
for fewer farts?
Mojo (8), just made me go eat a whole can of ‘Vienna Snausages’!
I now use BBQ sauce with ‘em, ‘stead of cett-chup!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — July 16, 2012 @ 3:30 pm
We love them cold on a cracker– so a big can doesn’t last long.
A belch is but a wasted breath
That cometh from the heart
If it should take a
It ”would be called a fart.
Never waste a breath–
My dad made the best baked beans of anyone.