tonight’s audience participation

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  1. Earn my Respiratory therapy license
    Get a BS in emergency management
    Find a really hot non alcoholic woman to share my life with, or a whole bunch of semi alcoholic women to share the night with, which ever proves more fun

    Comment by EMT-P Cracker — March 31, 2011 @ 10:38 pm

  2. You should go for AND on the last one. Just find the semi-ones first :)

    Comment by SondraK, Lympian Slayer — March 31, 2011 @ 10:45 pm

  3. 1. Survive
    2. learn to make my own defenses
    3. when the war comes, take out as many proggy f’tards as I can.

    Comment by Clinically Insane — March 31, 2011 @ 10:59 pm

  4. 1. Send clothes needing sewing repair to headmissy-2011
    2. Ditto-2012-13
    3. Ditto-2014-15

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — March 31, 2011 @ 11:50 pm

  5. 1. learn proper grammar and punctuation ‘n shit

    2. Stop pulling your leg. (see #1)

    3. Start clawing our way back from the abyss.

    Comment by Spin — April 1, 2011 @ 12:40 am

  6. Avoid losing any more teeth
    Maintain the ability to walk unassisted
    Remain alive to 75

    If 40 is the old age of youth and 60 is the adolescence of old age, I should be just getting over teenage acne by 1975.

    And although I have no control over the situation, I hope our Embarrassment-in-Chief’s anal aperture has grown shut long before that time.

    Comment by bocopro — April 1, 2011 @ 3:40 am

  7. Still be alive with halfway decent health and Jesus in my heart.

    Comment by blindshooter — April 1, 2011 @ 4:28 am

  8. 1.) Get back to 180lb and stay there, keep on the exercise
    2.) Learn and use at least one more programming language before the brain starts to seize up from old age
    3.) Tone down the sexy a bit, the attention is just exhausting

    Comment by apotheosis — April 1, 2011 @ 4:57 am

  9. ^ # 3….I know. It’s what’s kept me from learning how to sew.

    Comment by SondraK, Lympian Slayer — April 1, 2011 @ 6:38 am

  10. Dang, SodraK, I had those first two mastered by 7th grade!
    (beams with pride from being the only male in his sewing class, plus receiving the only “A+” the teacher said she ever gave)
    I’m a redneck by birth, but a geek by God’s gifts.
    (prolly the only student ever at my high school simultaneously enrolled in Advanced Physics, Calculus II, and Small Engines)

    That mortgage thingy, though, is a dozen or so years off.

    1. Get patents for the funky ideas swimming inside my head. (and get rich…..hopefully)
    2. Build and fly (myself) a human-powered vertical takeoff aircraft.
    3. Become fluent in Nihongo and Deutsch. (Español will occur by assimilation, thanks to the massive influx of not-so-legal immigrants)

    Comment by Buzz — April 1, 2011 @ 7:09 am

  11. 1. Move to Tennessee.

    2. Complete a marathon.

    3. Go to confession for what I did today.

    Comment by The Digital Hairshirt — April 1, 2011 @ 7:58 am

  12. BY 2015…

    Have my knee fixed soon, then get on the exercise program that will make me fit and 180lbs.

    At work, change specialties.

    Buy land in northern Kentucky, select a builder and have site prep completed for our log home.

    Comment by Brad — April 1, 2011 @ 8:42 am

  13. • Wish ol’ Mom a happy 93d.
    • Serve a third straight year as a juror on federal mass corruption and treason trials.
    • Group hot-tub with Missy and the KisPettes.
    (What? Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen, so what else?)
    • Fix . the . daaaang . door. (That was on my “goals” list, five years ago, too.)

    Comment by DougM — April 1, 2011 @ 8:52 am

  14. Buzz, I’ve honed other skills in the meantime :)

    Comment by SondraK, Lympian Slayer — April 1, 2011 @ 9:10 am

  15. #1 Hope that the people/family we help will be able to help themselves.
    #2 Hope that when they do they can help us by 2015 we may need it
    # Hope that we don’t and can still take care of ourselves.

    Comment by geezerette — April 1, 2011 @ 10:46 am

  16. Learn to Tango
    Have all broken body parts repaired

    Play the drums
    Buy a motorcyle

    Comment by TRKOF — April 1, 2011 @ 12:06 pm

  17. 1. Run my home and car on “Ingenuity” and unicorn farts
    2. Ensure social justice in my dealings with livestock
    3. Stop compulsively polishing shoes

    Comment by MCPO — April 1, 2011 @ 12:54 pm

  18. Stay alive
    Learn to use my damn computer
    See Maine

    Comment by Alan the outback bacon czar — April 1, 2011 @ 2:48 pm

  19. Own another Pedulla.
    Not be so stressed out.
    See both a Republican President, and WA Governor.

    Comment by Snuffy Smith — April 1, 2011 @ 4:28 pm

  20. DougM: “Serve a third straight year as a juror on federal mass corruption and treason trials.”

    I want to be there too — as the executioner.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — April 1, 2011 @ 6:19 pm

  21. 1. Quit looking at that picture at the header of every comments section and wondering each time if that is a Charles Daly field model 1911, and then who that nice young but underdressed lady is. In that order. Yes, I’m old. And long married.

    2. Finish grad school. Yes, by the time I’m 55.
    3. Figure out what I want to be when I grow up.

    Comment by John the Baptist — April 1, 2011 @ 9:31 pm

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