Fortunately, I did not have to present my grade school report cards , when applying for the Marine Aviation Cadet Program.
Mrs Tremper, my 5th grade teacher, wrote, “Little Jerry has a habit of standing at the bottom of the slide and looking up the girl`s skirts! He claims he is just trying to be ready to rescue them, should they exit the slide in a bad position and fall, thus getting dirt on the seats of their panties. To be perfectly honest, he *sounds* truthful about all this…..?”
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — August 3, 2012 @ 4:02 pm
I want to see one from Besuki Public School, Jakarta, Indonisia.
Were grades issued for learning to recite Koran?
And from Capt. Bullshitte we get “U. K. L. Lee”
zip zero nada nadiyay.
with MSM*crickets* sauce.
Comment by Claire: pink pig barbarian, etc — August 3, 2012 @ 9:52 pm
Screw the bustards. I am of the persuasion that the media sucks up to the dictators, will lie and deceive all the way up to Nov6. doesn’t matter. And I also think we are going to see a major Landslide.
Since there is no link,
I’m assuming this came via Dan Rather?
Comment by DougM (November is coming) — August 4, 2012 @ 5:58 am
Teachers must be wobowts>> ( big bang theory) I’d like to see one report card that didn’t say the same about 99% of students. “specially the ones who didn’t conform. All report cards do is cover the teachers ass so it looks like they’re doing something. He can easily work up to honors — I’d say he did when he wasn’t bored to death.
I have some news for whatever idiot thought this was a “gotcha”: Large, successful corporations don’t hire CEO’s with 4.0′s. A solid C+ will do fine. Eggheads make lousy leaders, and they usually have ‘issues’ that make them unfit for the job.
Remember: Jimmy Carter was the smartest president we ever had. Remember that.
I am sure that Obama’s instructors comments would read more like Barry is a complete waste of oxygen in class
Comment by Melissa In Texas — August 4, 2012 @ 12:15 pm
Hog 13: Remember: Jimmy Carter was the smartest president we ever had. Well, until we got the genius we have now, so that is two ways in which BHO has eclipsed Jimmy, instead of just the one we usually think of.
MiT 14: Actually, his instructors’ comments (right on up through Harvard Law) were probably just “He’s black, and we’re proud.” It is only fear of racist accusations, and a complete blackout on academic records (among other things) that keeps us from admitting that he’s the first Affirmative Action President — in the worst meaning of the term.
Comment by Ironic in Denver — August 4, 2012 @ 3:33 pm
^ Oh NO! I used the term “blackout” that was sooooooooo racist!!!!!!!!!
(I would have to vote Democratic the entire rest of my life to even partly atone for my bigotry and insensitivity.)
Comment by Ironic in Denver — August 4, 2012 @ 3:35 pm
Barry’s report cards have addenda noting his disciplinary actions for smoking weed.
Mit’s addenda are notes that he turned himself in for dancing.
Comment by DougM (November is coming) — August 5, 2012 @ 5:20 am