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Hard to believe how stupid the blacks are, isn’t it? I mean, when they finally figure out that everything we’ve done in the past 50 years has been focused on keeping them on the ‘new plantation,’ they’re gonna be really pissed. We need to work on finding a way to blame that on the Tea Party.
Comment by bocopro — September 19, 2012 @ 3:20 pm
… everything we’ve done in the past 50 years has been focused on keeping them on the ‘new plantation,’…
I doan be sayin nuffin, Massa. I jus be ho’in dese weeds an keepin my mouf shut.
Oh look! Mandingo is on BET tonight!
Comment by Hog Whitman — September 19, 2012 @ 4:09 pm
We’re f*cked, aren’t we?
Comment by MikeG — September 19, 2012 @ 5:07 pm
Is there a lady’s room so I can check my gender?
Comment by PeggyU — September 19, 2012 @ 6:16 pm
“47%? Still too low.”
“What happens if China doesn’t have enough money to buy our debt?”
“Operation Fast and Furious? We’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling bloggers.”
“Fundraiser with Beyonce and Jay-Z? Check. Appearance on Letterman? Check. A visit to Ground Zero? Heh.”
“If Rupert Murdoch ever buys NBC, we’re f—ing doomed.”
“Maybe Bush’s hard line approach to the Islamic militants was the right way.”
Comment by iD — September 19, 2012 @ 6:23 pm
“They’re our new neighbors?? Oh crap, there goes the neighborhood.”
Comment by rickn8or — September 19, 2012 @ 7:36 pm
#15
Comment by mech — September 19, 2012 @ 8:04 pm
Sarah sure is smart. And hot, too!
Comment by logdogsmith — September 19, 2012 @ 9:05 pm
“I can’t wait until we can put those Christians into a gas chamber along with the jews.”
Comment by Caged Insanity — September 19, 2012 @ 9:17 pm
^^ Sarah is hawt! I. Would. Hit. That.
Of course, I would also hit a goat (no offense to Sarah).
I guess it just boils-down to what/whatever that will hold still for a minute or so.
Comment by Hog Whitman — September 20, 2012 @ 12:24 am
Check my tongue is it getting bigger and turning purple. I’ve had three nose jobs but what would I do about this tongue?
Comment by geezerette — September 20, 2012 @ 7:30 am
#17 I wonder if the president will be as flexible for Russia as America has been for him?
Dumb question. A skinny guy like him can easily grab his ankles and take one in the ass for Marx.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — September 20, 2012 @ 7:49 am
Barney: “Do you fuck on first dates Harry?”
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — September 20, 2012 @ 8:23 am
Harry: My religion prevents me from doing that.
What’s that you say? You have a campaign contribution for me?
Top or bottom?
Comment by Hog Whitman — September 20, 2012 @ 9:34 am
“That Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is so stupid, she can’t breathe without detailed instructions.”
“Is it just me or do you find David Letterman more than just a little creepy?”
Comment by Thunderbottom — September 20, 2012 @ 10:07 am
He’s little and hugely creepy.
Comment by geezerette — September 20, 2012 @ 3:41 pm
He and Honey boo boo.
Comment by geezerette — September 20, 2012 @ 3:42 pm
Plus————–he is from Indiana! (…fortunately, separated from me by the
RhineOhio River…)Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — September 21, 2012 @ 8:49 am