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I guess it would have to be my charming, lovely, adorable personality. Yep, that’s it.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — November 14, 2012 @ 9:29 am
Self-control, the ability to wiythstand the desire to kick the living sh*t out of liberals. Of course, the drugs help too.
Comment by Steve_in_CA — November 14, 2012 @ 9:37 am
Being able to pick the one package out of hundreds with a bar code that won’t scan and has at least one digit is unreadable.
Comment by rickn8or — November 14, 2012 @ 9:42 am
I can totally intimidate programmers with my icy stare.
Comment by mojo — November 14, 2012 @ 9:52 am
Setting realistic goals and then focusing on ‘em properly without becoming obsessed with the process until they’re accomplished.
That’s how I got the perfect wife over half a century ago, a military retirement check deposited automatically every month, free health care, Social Security checks deposited every month, a BS, BA, and an MA, a retirement check from the state university system every month, and a 32″ waistline.
One goal was to get a perfect 4.0 in my B.A., but that was perhaps a bit unrealistic, so I hadda settle for a 3.98 and a SCL certificate.
I knew by the time I was 17 that at 5′ 7″ and 168 lbs the goal of Center for the Celtics or QB for the Bears was prob’ly not gonna materialize, so I went with golf as my adult sport and worked my way to a 4 handicap while at Pearl Harbor around 1982-3. When I put the clubs in storage a few years back, it had ballooned to around 12 since I played only about once every 2 weeks. Never could putt for shit.
Guy’s gotta know his limitations as well as his strengths, right?
Comment by bocopro — November 14, 2012 @ 9:59 am
Laziness.
Laziness and procrastination.
I’m really, really good at those.
Reckon practice makes perfect.
Well, it would if I ever got around to practicing,
so it must come naturally. You know, a gift.
Oh,
and playing the balalaika.
No, wait, sorry. That’s Lara and Tonya (@0m:55s).
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — November 14, 2012 @ 10:01 am
Squirrel Chasing. My TBI induced ADD has me constantly thinking two things at once. Makes multi tasking simple.
Comment by Wollf — November 14, 2012 @ 10:06 am
Empowering organic growth paradigms within enterprises by leveraging proactive win-win synergies of core competencies and B2B mindshares.
Comment by apotheosis — November 14, 2012 @ 10:07 am
*Buzzword Overload*
Comment by mojo — November 14, 2012 @ 10:25 am
Don’t know if its a gift but I can put up with tons of crap from people at work without flipping out and killing them all.
I try to keep Jesus in my heart, that’s a gift from God. I think the two are connected somehow….
Comment by blindshooter — November 14, 2012 @ 10:32 am
Brevity.
Comment by LoudLight — November 14, 2012 @ 11:30 am
Concentra…….
Hey Look!
Comment by Zipser — November 14, 2012 @ 12:42 pm
I like to think I am a good judge of character.
Comment by PeggyU — November 14, 2012 @ 1:26 pm
I can curse, fluently, in two languages.
Comment by MCPO — November 14, 2012 @ 1:36 pm
I have no patience and no empathy, but God is a practical joker, and gave me a life demanding both.
karma anyone?
Comment by Paul Moore — November 14, 2012 @ 3:54 pm
I can hit the ground at 300mph and 75 G`s and survive. Acording to the Naval Safety Center no human, prior to me, had survived more than 45 G`s (…aorta ruptured and head decapitated…) Small brane & hard ass may have been a factor……
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — November 14, 2012 @ 4:04 pm
I always have exactly enough cowbell.
Comment by Steve Skubinna — November 14, 2012 @ 4:27 pm
Guy told me once I had a systems approach to problem solving.
Musta been digestive system ’cause I gained 20 lbs on that job.
Later I figured out that I was pretty good at skipping steps in the decision tree and arrive at the correct answer pretty quickly.
Now I gotta write myself a memo to decide rye or white bread.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 14, 2012 @ 7:26 pm
I’m pretty good at drinking beer.
Comment by Ragin' Dave — November 14, 2012 @ 7:40 pm
I’ve always had an affinity for operating heavy equipment.
Comment by LostLiberty — November 14, 2012 @ 8:27 pm
Gab
Comment by kinlaw — November 14, 2012 @ 8:45 pm
I think it’s pretty swell that we count amongst us…amongst many other things…having a professional didgeridoo player :)
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — November 14, 2012 @ 8:48 pm
I came up with a recipe for Lemon Chicken that once got me two marriage proposals in a night.
Comment by mech — November 14, 2012 @ 9:20 pm
Pissing off liberals, I have the flattened tires to prove it.
Comment by JoeBandMember® — November 14, 2012 @ 9:46 pm
I have none. There is nothing unique or special about me. I am but a cog in the machine. Only pawn in game of life.
Comment by Annoyed White Male — November 15, 2012 @ 3:19 am
Sarcasm.
Comment by Walt — November 15, 2012 @ 7:26 am
If looks could kill…. :)
Comment by Veranda — November 15, 2012 @ 6:20 pm
Being able to interpret all the voices in my head. Except that tall Dominican woman who talks way to fast. (But I give her a little leeway … nice legs and she scares the zombie penguins… )
Comment by Sean — November 17, 2012 @ 8:55 am