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  1. Shit for brains, x2.

    Comment by mojo — November 14, 2012 @ 12:53 pm

  2. Gay marriage was legal back then?

    Comment by logdogsmith — November 14, 2012 @ 1:17 pm

  3. It’s easy to forget little things like that.

    Comment by ZZMike — November 14, 2012 @ 1:20 pm

  4. When will the IRS go after her for the back taxes she owes (different rate for single vs. married filing separately) and fraudulent filings?

    Oh wait, she’s a spittle-flecked, screaming Marxist?
    Never mind.

    Comment by MCPO — November 14, 2012 @ 1:39 pm

  5. Words fail me, really, I sat here staring at this screen for a good five minutes, nothing!

    Comment by Gwillie — November 14, 2012 @ 1:44 pm

  6. Notaries can dissolve marriages? Then why the hell did I hire a divorce lawyer?

    MCPO, never mind the IRS, I’m thinking about property settlement.

    Comment by rickn8or — November 14, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

  7. I got married once for real and—–wished I had forgotten it!

    {…turns out I was qualified—but—not suitable; like flying a transport aircraft instead of a fighter…}

    Like yannow, Copilot to Pilot: “Okay then mister pilot, YOU read your own damn landing checklist cuz I`M going *cold mike* buster!” Me: “But that`s unsafe and we got passenger`s lives to worry about…” Copilot: “LALALALALALALALALALALALA; can`t hear you—-KLIK

    Bitch Garafolo, having not an iota of virture, cares for nothing but herself!

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — November 14, 2012 @ 2:27 pm

  8. What kind of idiot thinks getting married is a “joke” that has no actual status? Why would you go through a Vegas marriage and NOT think it was real? How frickin’ stupid can you be to…

    Never mind. I withdraw the question.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — November 14, 2012 @ 4:16 pm

  9. I have heard of ways for people to “get married” without realizing it (common law marriages, for example, or in a few counties in the country there are some old laws where, if you register at a hotel as a married couple (for the purposes of having an affair), you would be registered as married (written in order to provide grounds to prosecute for bigamy if you had an affair, essentially; when these laws were first written, a few people tried to use these laws for “quickie marriages,” however; I think nowadays these laws, while still on the books, are unenforced)). As a fiction writer, the idea of an “accidental marriage” makes good story fodder, so finding plausible ways for it to happen is fun to think about.

    As a writer of fiction, I wouldn’t be able to get away with someone having gotten married “as a joke” and just forgotten about it, or not realized that — after going through the legal process (even for a quickie marriage legal process) required — the ceremony they were involved in was real. Being drunk and forgetting about it? Sure. But just not taking it seriously at the time?

    It “violates my suspension of disbelief.” They say that truth is sometimes stranger than fiction, but it also violates my personal incredulity.

    There’s more to this story, somehow.

    Comment by David A. Tatum — November 14, 2012 @ 4:49 pm

  10. In defense of the husband, would YOU want to admit you were married to that harpy for 20 years?

    Comment by Nate — November 14, 2012 @ 6:34 pm

  11. Gwillie (5): I’m not a loss for words. How are these?

    Ewwwww! Just ewwwww! Ick! Icky-poooo!

    Comment by Hog Whitman — November 14, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

  12. In other Garafalo news, she’s going to be in a “variety show” hosted by


    Comment by Justin Credible — November 14, 2012 @ 7:08 pm

  13. MCPO: “When will the IRS go after her for the back taxes she owes?

    Drop a dime on her and find out. After all, this Administration is desperate to collect every bit of tax it can.

    She should be proud to do her fair share.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — November 14, 2012 @ 7:38 pm

  14. I see ‘gravitas’ is back in fashion. /sarc

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 14, 2012 @ 7:48 pm

  15. Cohen decided to get married “for real” and his lawyer discovered he already was…

    Imagine hiring a lawyer to do a background check on yourself before getting married.

    Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and lawyers and their clients are from Uranus.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — November 15, 2012 @ 8:52 am

  16. Once the preacher send in the form to the county clerk, the deed is done.

    I once performed a marriage at an SF convention in Vancouver BC as a self-appointed priest of the Church of the Sub-Genius. I used a variant of Roger Zelazny’s Agnostic’s Prayer … heh.

    The provincial authorities were more than happy to take my signature on the form.

    Their parents were horrified, but the couple was happy.

    Comment by Kristophr — November 15, 2012 @ 9:30 am

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