I am on the Emmylou Harris diet: I always make sure that by midnight I have at least two more bottles of wine… you know, just in case.
Comment by Freddie Sykes — November 15, 2012 @ 10:27 am
I loves me some martinis.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — November 15, 2012 @ 10:35 am
I am on a food and drink diet. I know it works because I use the bathroom. (…I recall knawin on a dirt clod as a youngn, and found it wanting. Years later, I tried Ham & Lungers C-rats in Nam & decided it was exactly what that dirt clod wanted…)
Two drinks for a guy? Then I am “double healthy”! Being numerically conscious, if I fall behind during the week I judiciously bring the numbers back up on a Saturday night.
And I NEVER drink within 50 feet of an aircraft!!!!!!! (…IAW fighter sqdn rules…)
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — November 15, 2012 @ 10:53 am
Living in this chaos, I’m surprised it is so few calories. Every time I read the news, I think I should up my scotch consumption.
Comment by Warren Pease — November 15, 2012 @ 11:01 am
Sounds like research written by men who can’t get laid.
Comment by Caged Insanity — November 15, 2012 @ 2:42 pm
Leave my wine alone!
I actually ADDED wine to my diet FOR the calories!
My doc suggested beer, but that is just not a taste I can force myself to acquire! Guinness?
tried that too…. couldn’t swallow it!
so what about those of us who are UNDER weight?
*can’t freakin’ win for losin’!
Comment by Melissa In Texas — November 15, 2012 @ 5:31 pm
I count the calories in my cocktails as I do any caloric intake.