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  1. My reccomendation: ignore the experts. They ain’t.

    Comment by mojo — November 15, 2012 @ 9:35 am

  2. PS: Nutrition is an epidemic? Who knew?

    Comment by mojo — November 15, 2012 @ 10:27 am

  3. I am on the Emmylou Harris diet: I always make sure that by midnight I have at least two more bottles of wine… you know, just in case.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — November 15, 2012 @ 10:27 am

  4. I loves me some martinis.

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — November 15, 2012 @ 10:35 am

  5. I am on a food and drink diet. I know it works because I use the bathroom. (…I recall knawin on a dirt clod as a youngn, and found it wanting. Years later, I tried Ham & Lungers C-rats in Nam & decided it was exactly what that dirt clod wanted…)

    Two drinks for a guy? Then I am “double healthy”! Being numerically conscious, if I fall behind during the week I judiciously bring the numbers back up on a Saturday night.

    And I NEVER drink within 50 feet of an aircraft!!!!!!! (…IAW fighter sqdn rules…)

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — November 15, 2012 @ 10:53 am

  6. Living in this chaos, I’m surprised it is so few calories. Every time I read the news, I think I should up my scotch consumption.

    Comment by Warren Pease — November 15, 2012 @ 11:01 am

  7. Ah, being a man; it has so many advantages.

    Sorry Claire, I couldn’t resist. :-)

    Comment by kinlaw — November 15, 2012 @ 1:08 pm

  8. As the saying goes, “There’s more old drunks than there are old doctors.”

    And if I need advice about my diet (or anything for that matter) I’ve got an ex-wife that provides it for free and usually without my asking for it.

    Comment by rickn8or — November 15, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

  9. 1 for men, 2 for women?

    Sounds like research written by men who can’t get laid.

    Comment by Caged Insanity — November 15, 2012 @ 2:42 pm

  10. DAMMIT!
    Leave my wine alone!
    I actually ADDED wine to my diet FOR the calories!
    My doc suggested beer, but that is just not a taste I can force myself to acquire! Guinness?
    tried that too…. couldn’t swallow it!
    so what about those of us who are UNDER weight?
    *can’t freakin’ win for losin’!

    Comment by Melissa In Texas — November 15, 2012 @ 5:31 pm

  11. I count the calories in my cocktails as I do any caloric intake.

    Comment by Veranda — November 15, 2012 @ 6:05 pm

  12. Caged Insanity, that sounds ack-basswards. “Two for she and one for me.”

    Comment by rickn8or — November 15, 2012 @ 7:37 pm

  13. Reminds me of the old Cold War joke,

    A US and a Soviet general were talking about how their troops lives. The Soviet said “In glorious Red Army, daily ration for soldiers is 2000 calories.”

    “Really?” said the American. “Our daily ration is 3000 calories.”

    “Impossible!” Said the Soviet. “Nobody can eat entire sakc of potatoes in one day!”

    Melissa, for your diet, try cider. Apple is not hard to find, but my favorite is pear cider.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — November 15, 2012 @ 8:43 pm

  14. That’s why I like bourbon on the rocks instead of beer, wine or especially mixed drinks….80 calories for a ounce…less than an apple!

    Comment by JO — November 16, 2012 @ 3:49 pm

  15. Sooo, if I drink 10 bourbons—–it`s like a sack of apples?

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — November 17, 2012 @ 12:26 am

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