the Onion?

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  1. BWAHAHAHAHA’gasp’hahahahahahaha!
    Way to go, Qari Yousuf Ahmedi!! You da man!!!
    Even as I type this, you’re prolly enjoying your
    totally covered up 72 virgins! Wonder how many
    of them are female, & how many are fuzzy faced
    panting males! It’s hard to tell what’s under a
    burka, & male muzzies can be virgins to! HaHa!
    The CIA & NSA also appreciate all the OT!

    Comment by Lance — November 16, 2012 @ 2:07 pm

  2. Well that’s gonna simplify things for Mossad.

    Comment by ZZMike — November 16, 2012 @ 2:13 pm

  3. It’s more complicated than a camel?

    Problem.

    Comment by mojo — November 16, 2012 @ 3:12 pm

  4. Now everyone has Obama’s personal email account.

    Comment by Tom Smith — November 16, 2012 @ 3:14 pm

  5. Whatta maroon!

    Comment by MikeG — November 16, 2012 @ 3:58 pm

  6. In yesteryear, when somebody would actually do something about this, I would be joyous.

    Today? Not so much. Carry-on, boys. Come and kill us.

    Take my life… Please!

    Comment by Hog Whitman — November 16, 2012 @ 4:43 pm

  7. How … useful.

    Comment by Kristophr — November 16, 2012 @ 4:59 pm

  8. I wonder if The Mossad can email real viruses, like ebola, to peeps like this?

    If anyone could, it would be them.

    Comment by mech — November 16, 2012 @ 5:01 pm

  9. Tom Smith (4) wins dis comment thread, IMHO!
    To me, dat’s an awesome zinger!

    Comment by Lance — November 16, 2012 @ 5:22 pm

  10. ^ Agreed.

    Now, as for: “the BCC function, or blind carbon copy which keeps email addresses private.”
    That’s what they’d like you to be•lie•ve.
    (What? Oh, right.)
    I know nuthing, nuth•thing.

    Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — November 16, 2012 @ 6:41 pm

  11. Stuxnet coming in three..two….
    ^Tom Smith (4) everyone has Obama’s personal email account.
    wouldn’t surprise me in the least if that were true.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 16, 2012 @ 11:02 pm

  12. Go into your e-mail’s spam filter folder. Find the Nigerian e-mails. Forward the list to them.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — November 16, 2012 @ 11:09 pm

  13. The splodey-dopes are too stupid to use a private list-server.

    Good.

    Comment by Kristophr — November 17, 2012 @ 10:31 am

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