My Wife is a bit of an adventurer, explored the Galapagos, Easter Island, the Amazon, Macchu Pichu, to name a few, but last night she made the most treacherous journey of all. Midnite Madness at our local Kohls department store.
She said she’d never do it again. She didn’t even have an Indigenous Guide. ;)
Remember how one dumb-ass considered “black hole” to be a racist term.
Well, in a culture where mutha is baby’s first half word, “black hole” morphs automatically to “black asshole” and the blame whitey fight is on.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 23, 2012 @ 5:04 pm
Little wonder the electorate has no concept of politics! The capture of our Education system gave birth to this……..The RATz got their votes right fucking here…………….
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — November 23, 2012 @ 5:31 pm
He has the guts to say the American people voted for him because they agree with his policies. Do those people look like they know what his actual f’ing policies are?
Comment by geezerette — November 23, 2012 @ 6:57 pm
“Buy more guns and ammo, NOW”
buuut not on Black Friday.
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — November 23, 2012 @ 7:53 pm
^ Yea….and like, don’t start your emergency preparedness during an emergency either.
#3: a big stupid tee vee DEFINITELY isn’t worth risking your life for……..
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — November 23, 2012 @ 8:07 pm
If you want to join us, you’ve got to hate the Romans.
Went to Wallyworld Wed afternoon, stood in line at the automotive cashier, listened to the ‘buhlack’ cashier sullenly argue with a black customer about a charge on his oil change ticket. She kept repeating “thass wha it costs” and never justified the charge nor offered any rationale to the disputed amount. I hoped by maybe making peace we might move the now long line along, so I stepped up and asked to see the ticket. The poor guy had a right to be angry – she charged him $16 for a gallon of oil and another $16 for the fifth quart to make up his total oil change. After taking his side and trying to explain the error to her, she just kept arguing “thass wha a bottle of ohl cost”.
The stupid, nasty black bitch didn’t know the difference between a gallon and a quart.
And people like her is why I’d never, ever, go out on “black” Friday.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 23, 2012 @ 9:45 pm
Last night was my first, and last Pre-Black Friday/Black Friday shopping. (Of course, I was armed!) People were well behaved here, but more standing around in the cold MN wind than I needed. Only reason I was there was because our son needed a new TV. Seriously, his was ka-put. Round here were dont generally spend money on the new stuff if the old stuff still works. It’s embarassing how many TVs are in this house, but every one of them are the old dinosaurs. No flat screen, HD, 3D, Plasma, LED, whatever here. If one dies we’ll replace it, not until then, and not because the marketers say I have to because it’s Black Friday. Anyway, I will wait in line for a short while to save $100. That’s still real money to us “1 percenters”
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — November 23, 2012 @ 10:08 pm
Heh …was just talking on the phone with a friend about all this nonsense and comparing it to “the scoops” from Soylent Green …then I clicked on KisP…
Comment by The Ugly American — November 23, 2012 @ 11:03 pm
I never figured out how one can save money when they spend money. I told my long suffering wife that if we went to Black Friday, and if I was pushed by another shopper, the outcome would be that she would have to bail me out of jail; there goes the money we would have saved by buying inferior crap.