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Comment by Wollf — November 27, 2012 @ 8:15 am
I wanna be “the biological entity generally known as”
Comment by mojo — November 27, 2012 @ 8:26 am
Why did Dr. Seuss pop into my mind?
Yeah, not very creative or PC today.
Comment by mech — November 27, 2012 @ 8:28 am
I remember the “debates” before the vote out here:
“Don’t worry, straights…we’re not going to change your marriages with our icky gay cooties. Not One Bit!
Comment by Mumblix Grumph — November 27, 2012 @ 8:33 am
I OBJECT TO THE TERMS “SPOUSE A” AND “SPOUSE B” AS THE SEMANTICS CLEARLY SUGGEST A PRIORITY OR DOMINANCE ROLE OF ONE SPOUSE OVER THE OTHER.
THIS IS THE SHIT UP WITH WHICH AN ENLIGHTENED SOCIETY OF ENFORCED EQUALITY SHALL NOT PUT.
Comment by apotheosis — November 27, 2012 @ 8:56 am
Comment by Claire — November 27, 2012 @ 9:45 am
One could be called Homo and the other Sexual.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — November 27, 2012 @ 10:02 am
I just talked to Spouse “F”. She’s doing fine.
Comment by Hog Whitman — November 27, 2012 @ 10:04 am
Spousal Unit THX-1138 _________
Spousal Unit THX-1139 _________
Bride/Groom (circle one) _________
Bride/Groom (circle one) _________
Spouse 1 _________
Spouse 2 _________
Spouse 3 _________
Spouse 4 _________
(continue on reverse)
Male, Female, Neither, Varies (circle one or more)
If not Homo sapiens, enter species and breed _________
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — November 27, 2012 @ 10:24 am
Set of chromosomes xx & xy
Set of chromosomes xx & xx
Set of chromosomes xy & xy
Set of Chromosomes xx or xy & Manufacturer _______ robot model _______ serial number _________
Comment by accipiter NW — November 27, 2012 @ 10:29 am
Comment by rickn8or — November 27, 2012 @ 11:08 am
“Convex” and “Concave” 1 & 2??
Comment by rickn8or — November 27, 2012 @ 11:09 am
The department is asking the public for suggestions…
How about “Go to hell.”
They could save space, thereby paper and ink (think green) with Man 1 and Man 2, Womyn 1 and Womyn 2.
No need to add a gender category.
BTW, why a gender category if they cannot reproduce?
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — November 27, 2012 @ 12:21 pm
Shim and hemale
Comment by Veranda — November 27, 2012 @ 1:24 pm
Innie and Outie?
Comment by mojo — November 27, 2012 @ 2:36 pm
Baby lemme be around your house tonight
Wrap your lock around my key
And twist it round just right…
– Teddy Bear, the forgotten lyrics
Comment by mojo — November 27, 2012 @ 2:40 pm
Sorta unrelated, but–
One weed garden, two alligators, a stripper and a pole.
It must be todaze Lympian.
Comment by iD — November 27, 2012 @ 5:53 pm
apotheosis (#5): How about “Spouse A and Spouse 1″.
But even the word “spouse” has questionable connotations.
Unfortunately, all my other suggestions would be unprintable and ill-received by the Department.
Comment by ZZMike — November 27, 2012 @ 6:02 pm
Buuut, that’s a quarky way of lookin’ at things.
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — November 27, 2012 @ 6:52 pm
Attention: The Department of Redundant Redundancy has re-recently re-received your re-recent re-request. We’ll tha, tha think about it.
Comment by Hog Whitman — November 27, 2012 @ 7:07 pm
Doug, you forgot spouse strange to go with spouse charm.
(Apparently the first version went out to subscribers before the edit.)
Going with physics terms, strong force/weak force, pos/neg,
Spouse apple, spouse orange.
Sp. almond, sp. cashew.
sp. yin, sp. yang
sp. lead., sp. unlead.
jetsam & flotsam
moving on now. . .
Comment by mech — November 27, 2012 @ 7:34 pm
Am I not the only one?
Comment by tctsunami — November 27, 2012 @ 7:42 pm
Despite all the BS, only man’s law has been changed.
God’s laws remain the same yesterday, today, and forever more.
Comment by JoeBandMember™ — November 27, 2012 @ 9:01 pm
On trying to change the definition of marriage: You can call a dog a cat if you want, but it’s still a dog.
Abraham Lincoln, way back When, (I think during a debate) was asked “How many legs on a dog?”
“Four”, he replied.
“Let’s call the tail a leg. Now how many?”
“Four. Just ’cause you call it a leg don’t make it so.”
Comment by ZZMike — November 28, 2012 @ 12:59 am
Oh, what a big amount of BS!!!!
Why not Bitch & Bitch?
(sorry, but this makes me very upset, when I hear this and see my soccer team going to Second Division)
Great day to y’all!!
Comment by Maria Edi — November 28, 2012 @ 3:58 am
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