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  1. ‘Sup to you Patrick, but I know I have a Taurus “The Judge” on my list.

    Already got a BBQ. Well yeah, a couple of guns too. So?

    Comment by MikeG — December 5, 2012 @ 7:46 pm

  2. Well, with the gun you’ll never be short of things to put over a fire.

    But it’s a bitch to take out a zombie with a Weber Kettle.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 5, 2012 @ 7:47 pm

  3. On second thought, why choose.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 5, 2012 @ 8:07 pm

  4. With a gun you can TAKE the neighbor’s BBQ….

    Comment by TimO — December 5, 2012 @ 8:13 pm

  5. You’ll burn your eyebrows off!

    Comment by iD — December 5, 2012 @ 8:26 pm

  6. Safety glasses
    … and an apron.

    Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 5, 2012 @ 8:37 pm

  7. But it’s a bitch to take out a zombie with a Weber Kettle

    That’s essentially what my father said, minus the zombies.

    “You can’t throw a bbq at an intruder.”

    Comment by PatrickP — December 5, 2012 @ 8:46 pm

  8. Alls I know is, Dad deserves a big ol’ hug!

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — December 5, 2012 @ 8:50 pm

  9. T’would be nice if Dad could gift you a gun without paperwork tied to you Patrick. When the brownshirts come to see him, he will of course have sold it to some guy in a parking lot at the gun show.
    Unless registration is required where you live to carry concealed, then you’re stuck with paperwork.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — December 5, 2012 @ 9:39 pm

  10. Apotheosis, that pic is so right.

    Comment by kinlaw — December 5, 2012 @ 10:25 pm

  11. (5)^^ iD: That was my first thought. GMTA

    Comment by mech — December 5, 2012 @ 10:30 pm

  12. You want a bar-b-cue that you are going to be comfortable with, loads easily, and is easy to clean.- maybe something in stainless steel. It should also be easy to get to and have plenty of safety features designed into it….won’t misfire.

    Comment by accipiter NW — December 5, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

  13. I want to be adopted by Patrick’s parents…

    Comment by The Ugly American — December 6, 2012 @ 12:00 am

  14. Will Bob Costas burn airtime quoting a liberal anti-BBQer?

    We need more common sense BBQ laws to fight BBQ related crime!!!

    Comment by Markshere2 — December 6, 2012 @ 4:21 am

  15. I don’t have any guns or BBQs.

    So buy me both.

    Is a BBQ a salt weapon?

    Comment by JoeBandMember — December 6, 2012 @ 6:36 am

  16. Is a BBQ a salt weapon?

    If you use it to grill corn on the cob, it’s a salt and buttery.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 6, 2012 @ 6:39 am

  17. Gun..Gun..Go with the gun

    Comment by JimB — December 6, 2012 @ 8:22 am

  18. There was an outfit packing various seasonings in a shotgun shell that you could use to flavor your meat while it was cooking. Since you can cook in a hole in the ground–or even just on it–I suggest you go for the seasoning delivery system.

    Comment by Darrell — December 6, 2012 @ 8:34 am

  19. BBQ
    You can do brains up nicely.
    (What? Yeah, or a crockpot.)

    Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 6, 2012 @ 8:36 am

  20. BBQ is a sauce flavor, you’re talking about grills here. Damn Yankees…

    Comment by AZHolmes — December 6, 2012 @ 8:37 am

  21. Most etymologists believe that barbecue derives from the word barabicu found in the language of the Taíno people of the Caribbean and the Timucua of Florida, and entered European languages in the form barbacoa. The word translates as “sacred fire pit.” The word describes a grill for cooking meat, consisting of a wooden platform resting on sticks.

    Sorry, Mr. Holmes. The Yankees sometimes get it right.

    Comment by Darrell — December 6, 2012 @ 10:15 am

  22. I’d get both you’ll need a gun to shoot what you’re going to bbq.

    Comment by geezerette — December 6, 2012 @ 5:18 pm

  23. Oh, my mistake, I thought we were talking about grills, like in Weber GRILLS. Since we are talking about a hole in the ground, I would most definitely go with the gun.

    Unless you Yanks have some weird definition of “GUN” that I don’t know about.


    Comment by AZHolmes — December 7, 2012 @ 8:32 am

  24. So, I guess the consensus is ask for both!

    Comment by PatrickP — December 7, 2012 @ 11:14 am

  25. Holdout, anyone?

    Comment by mojo — December 7, 2012 @ 1:19 pm

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