May he burn in Hell. Other than that? I love the guy.
It’s not like he was the first. I remember having this girlfriend who was the best cocksucker in the universe, this one time. Then she swallowed a goat’s dick and I couldn’t bring myself to kiss her anymore.
He has the one qualification to be a Democrat. He’s good at lying.
Comment by geezerette — December 8, 2012 @ 3:07 pm
His being proud of that says a lot about the feller.
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 8, 2012 @ 3:51 pm
Just another government slut. He always was a Democrat, but made a calculation he couldn’t get elected as one. If Schumer were to resign, he’d move to New York and claim he’s always been a big Yankee fan. From the teeth and the hair, I’d say he’s in training for Biden’s job. That is a qualification, no? Well, that and a big mouth.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — December 8, 2012 @ 4:05 pm
They can have him!
Comment by Melissa In Texas — December 8, 2012 @ 4:46 pm
A RAT! Burn in Hell!!!!!
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 8, 2012 @ 5:27 pm
He always was a democrat, and he will do anything to get a head politically, now he will be screwing over democrats to get a head.
Seems like only a few short years ago the democrats were bashing him saying what a horrible person he was.
Comment by JustSayin' — December 8, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
So what’d that buy him?
Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — December 8, 2012 @ 6:57 pm
I was traveling for work & checked into a Hampton in St. Augustine Beach in the dark at 8 pm a couple of years ago right at the end of the campaign where he was getting his ass handed to him by Rubio. I couldn’t get under the portico because of all the black Tahoes. Asked the clerk WTF was going on. Crist’s entourage.
On the way to dinner, I passed the security detail & asked what they were going to do for a living next week. One of them said “I don’t know, but I won’t be watching this asshole.”
This was a foregone conclusion. He lost in the last primary for Senator, threw a hissy fit and ran as an independent in the general election. Still losing handily. After that he joined the Orlando law firm of Morgan and Morgan. The penultimate sleazy TV advertising trial lawyers who also happen to be big Democrat party boosters.
He married a very attractive Jewish divorcee (calculated likely on his part to gain him votes in Democrat leaning areas of S. Florida) in 2008. This after after nearly an entire lifetime of “bachelorhood”.
I had suspected that they would have divorced shortly after his last electoral loss, no longer having a need for a beard, but I guess he still has electoral hopes
Comment by Baalhaamon — December 9, 2012 @ 8:31 am