today’s xmas* fun facts

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  1. Nah,
    Santa stiffs poor-folks’ kids,
    he favors Christians,
    and he doesn’t borrow Chinese money to do it.

    Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 10, 2012 @ 11:07 pm

  2. Saint Nickolaus was a Cherman, according to history. Prolly made some changes as it spread to other countries. Like Field Marshall Santa Von Clausberg mit Iron Cross First Class

    Also had to lose the beer n sausages for milk and cookies. Rudholf the Red-nosed reindeer transmitted all messages in Ultra Code. A Cherman Santa was ideal for Xmas gifts because he already had the names, photographs and addresses on file……

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 10, 2012 @ 11:16 pm

  3. Yeah, just wait until Santa fails to pay his bills and the repo elf shows up …

    Comment by PeggyU — December 11, 2012 @ 12:20 am

  4. I agree with Doug. Santa can’t be a Democrat.

    See, he has that “naughty or nice” thing going…we all KNOW that a true Progressive Santa would just give stuff away, no matter if you’re naughty or nice…basically if you’re breathing you’d get the stuff.

    Comment by Holger — December 11, 2012 @ 3:57 am

  5. Santa is a homo, fer chrissakes!

    Look, he either comes down the chimney, or he comes through the back door, if you don’t happen to have a chimney.

    I say: GAY!!!!

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 11, 2012 @ 4:51 am

  6. Soooo, Hog, Mrs Claus is a beard? A greater concern of mine [...which developed about the time I was told, "...there ain`t no Santa..." //at age 16...] was why in Hell 100% of his employees were elves? Lower pay scales, perhaps?

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 11, 2012 @ 5:48 am

  7. Santa actually expects you to behave yourself.

    Democrat Santa would bring you a pony for ramming a yam up your ass in Times Square and calling it art.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 11, 2012 @ 6:11 am

  8. Santa is a homo, fer chrissakes!

    ^ Just re-read this thread and realized that that, right up there ^, is almost a Hit Country Song!©, all by itself.

    That’s why this country needs more deep thinkers! Like me, for instance. How much does that pay?

    And I have nothing against elves, as long as they behave themselves.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 11, 2012 @ 6:22 am

  9. Democrat Santa would bring you a pony for ramming a yam up your ass in Times Square and calling it art.

    I’ve never tried that. Does it hurt?

    Much?

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 11, 2012 @ 6:26 am

  10. If you get a pony later, you can push through the pain.

    And by “pony” I mean NEA grant.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 11, 2012 @ 6:39 am

  11. Santa has Naughty or Nice: Progs have Protected Class or White.

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — December 11, 2012 @ 8:46 am

  12. Holger !!! (4)
    Yeah, the naughty & nice thing is so … so …
    judgmental and discriminatory!
    (What? Well, okay, there is Obama’s enemies list … and Boehner’s.)

    Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 11, 2012 @ 10:07 am

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