Santa stiffs poor-folks’ kids,
he favors Christians,
and he doesn’t borrow Chinese money to do it.
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 10, 2012 @ 11:07 pm
Saint Nickolaus was a Cherman, according to history. Prolly made some changes as it spread to other countries. Like Field Marshall Santa Von Clausberg mit Iron Cross First Class
Also had to lose the beer n sausages for milk and cookies. Rudholf the Red-nosed reindeer transmitted all messages in Ultra Code. A Cherman Santa was ideal for Xmas gifts because he already had the names, photographs and addresses on file……
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 10, 2012 @ 11:16 pm
Yeah, just wait until Santa fails to pay his bills and the repo elf shows up …
See, he has that “naughty or nice” thing going…we all KNOW that a true Progressive Santa would just give stuff away, no matter if you’re naughty or nice…basically if you’re breathing you’d get the stuff.
Soooo, Hog, Mrs Claus is a beard? A greater concern of mine [...which developed about the time I was told, "...there ain`t no Santa..." //at age 16...] was why in Hell 100% of his employees were elves? Lower pay scales, perhaps?
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 11, 2012 @ 5:48 am
Santa actually expects you to behave yourself.
Democrat Santa would bring you a pony for ramming a yam up your ass in Times Square and calling it art.
Comment by apotheosis — December 11, 2012 @ 6:11 am