Can’t stop 12/21 from being our last day. It’s true! Because what has become a small but growing percentage of those 153,781 daily dying has turned into toxic undead voters. And now the world is going out of balance. Only solution is to round up all the virgins- the potential Lena (or Lenny) “my first time was with Obama” Dunham’s and throw them in the volcano. It is the only hope for Mankind.
Comment by accipiter NW — December 12, 2012 @ 9:44 pm
Call me sloppily sentimental, but if we’re going out, I can’t think of a better group of people to have around me when it happens.
Didn’t hear about 12-12-12 being the day, but even Marlboro is planing a big party on the 21st. Several FB friends posted photos of watches with date and time all with matching 12′s.
If we do go out on the 21st, I’ll have a lot less to worry about.
Comment by LostLiberty — December 13, 2012 @ 4:54 am
So, what happens to Rula Lenska?
Dawn dishwashing detergent? Actually, I’m soaking in it.
“The world ends for 153,781 people every day.”
Well, actually, it’s those people who end for the world.
Heck, the world goes on, and it doesn’t know or care about who did or didn’t die during that rotation.
When it comes to end-of-the-world prophesies, one ought’a get the details right. Otherwise, folks won’t, like, stock up an’ go to UFO pickup points an’ stuff.
Besides, when they’re still there the next morning, they’re gonna wanna blame somebody for makin’ ‘em throw a perfectly good virgin into that there volcano.
(What? Well, yeah, that would mean that the sacrifice worked, so …)
Comment by DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!) — December 13, 2012 @ 7:13 am
12 eggs in a dozen. (13 donuts in a dozen)
Now 12 dozen is just gross.
Peanut. Walnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut. Almond nut. Hazelnut. I know ‘em all. I could go on forever.
Now I’m going to have to go watch that movie (Best In Show) again.