Lessee, prolly by next Sunday, Apple will have a new app
to hear ‘confessions’. Then using GPS, the apple gizmo will
transmit your list of sins to the nearest Catholic Church
with a confessional ‘up’! It will be called the ‘sin server’!
Then your ‘penance’ will be transmitted back to your iGizmo!
The ‘penances’ will be monetary & payable by paypal only!
The next ‘sin’ app will be a little data-base that will keep
track of your sins automatically so you will have the right
number of times that you committed that particular sin!
It will also have embarrassing alarms when you don’t ‘go’
to confession often enough & your memory gets overloaded
with too many bazillions of mortal sins! Heavenly technology!