“For finding and forging a new Demonic majority, for turning weakness into opportunity Disaster and for seeking, amid great adversity, to create a more perfect union, … “Mayan End of Earth”——or———”Satanic Armeggadon” (…Select one, or both…). He will rampage the earth for 8 years, until ALL rise up against him and send him back to Hell! He does not have horns, is not red in color, has no tail or hooved feet——–BUT——He plays golf! [...it is said his evil army of Demons are RATz....]
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 19, 2012 @ 8:46 am
^ Golf is not evil.
It protects us against evil for a few hours.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — December 19, 2012 @ 9:30 am
Why don’t we just give him the Congressional MOH, the Victoria Cross and the Croix de Guerre while we’re at it? He’s certainly earned it, hasn’t he?
Completely OT: Oh, and speaking of evil minions, if you have that Xfinity on Demand deal on your ‘lectric cable box, Army of Darkness is playing for free right now on Streampix. Just a little heads-up. I have to go play with my cat now.