tonight’s audience participation
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“We have to pass it to find out what’s in it” .
That’s what “narcissistic sociopath” people say.
Comment by Richard — December 27, 2012 @ 7:55 pm
“Knowledge is Power” that’s what the “Porch People” say.
Comment by geezerette — December 27, 2012 @ 8:08 pm
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/12/27/gen-norman-schwarzkopf-who-led-coalition-forces-in-persian-gulf-war-dies/
Someone who just read it.
Comment by mech — December 27, 2012 @ 8:44 pm
We can spend our way out of recession.
pod people
I mean traitors.
Comment by mech — December 27, 2012 @ 8:53 pm
^mech (3) “Duty – Honor – Country. Norman Schwartzkopf kept the faith” .
That’s what “non-low information” people say.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — December 27, 2012 @ 9:09 pm
Penis
Thank ya, thank ya vurry much. Ya’ll can go back home now. Nothing left here to see, except a big ‘ole gigantic penis… and who wants to see one of those? I don’t, do you?
That’s what I’m sayin’.
Comment by Hog Whitman — December 27, 2012 @ 9:15 pm
Up your ass and down mine spine, won’t you be my Valentine?*
*loosley translated from the original Rotwellian
Comment by Hog Whitman — December 27, 2012 @ 9:40 pm
“Evil WILL get what it has coming.”
“That’s the truth, and It’s what I say”
Comment by IndependentVoter™ — December 27, 2012 @ 10:00 pm
Molon Labe
That’s what I say, and I hope they don’t have to find out what it really means.
Comment by Old Reliable™ — December 27, 2012 @ 10:04 pm
“Two in the pink, one in the stink.”
That’s what the guy who just shot a pair of sows and a skunk says.
Comment by apotheosis — December 27, 2012 @ 10:11 pm
Global warming is man-caused.
Mentally deranged.
Comment by Caged Insanity — December 27, 2012 @ 10:19 pm
“Abandon the dominant paradigm.”
That’s what informed, pragmatic, reasonable, and patriotic people say.
Comment by bocopro — December 28, 2012 @ 4:43 am
Change we Can Believe In
-the deluded and clueless.
FORWARD!
-the bribed, the enslaved, the evil and traitorous.
Comment by Brad — December 28, 2012 @ 6:33 am
“RETREAT HELL!”
“We just fucking got here…!!!”
{…I may have *slightly* modified this, somewhat. Is how I think…..constantly…}
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 28, 2012 @ 10:16 am
I drew a blank on this one but I want my participation trophy so here I am.
Comment by kinlaw — December 28, 2012 @ 10:24 am
^^^
I’m Proud of my Participation Trophy.
That’s what None of my Kids ever said.
Comment by Wollf — December 28, 2012 @ 11:48 am
That’s life. That’s what all the people say. I thought that would be here by now.
Comment by Zipser — December 28, 2012 @ 12:44 pm
Some bacon each day keeps the doctor away.
That’s what I say.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — December 28, 2012 @ 1:46 pm
I wany a Participation Trophy. Do I have to kill something first?
Comment by Hog Whitman — December 28, 2012 @ 4:02 pm
Hog!! Stop it. You are not allowed to kill people’s any more. Jeez.
Comment by Wollf — December 28, 2012 @ 4:47 pm
“You don’t step on Superman’s cape.”
That’s what Jim Croce people say.
Comment by MCPO — December 28, 2012 @ 5:33 pm
If you masturbate you go blind————-that’s what the Priest said.
If you cross your eyes they stay that way———-that’s what the ole wives said.
Comment by geezerette — December 28, 2012 @ 5:40 pm
^ Just jerk off crosseyed and everything balances out.
Comment by apotheosis — December 28, 2012 @ 6:34 pm
^ LOOK! Two penises!
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — December 28, 2012 @ 6:42 pm
^ PenUM!
Comment by apotheosis — December 28, 2012 @ 8:09 pm
Is “penes” the plural of “penis”?
I don’t remember much from Latin class, but I think it would be an i-stem noun.
Comment by PeggyU — December 29, 2012 @ 2:14 am
(….an i-stem noun….) I would use a *My stem* noun. As in: (pointing at it and saying, “My stem; it ain`t big around but is sure is short!”
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 29, 2012 @ 10:30 am
Okay, I have to admit: You had me at two penises.
Comment by Hog Whitman — December 29, 2012 @ 2:59 pm