tonight’s audience participation

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  1. “We have to pass it to find out what’s in it” .
    That’s what “narcissistic sociopath” people say.

    Comment by Richard — December 27, 2012 @ 7:55 pm

  2. “Knowledge is Power” that’s what the “Porch People” say.

    Comment by geezerette — December 27, 2012 @ 8:08 pm

  3. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/12/27/gen-norman-schwarzkopf-who-led-coalition-forces-in-persian-gulf-war-dies/

    Someone who just read it.

    Comment by mech — December 27, 2012 @ 8:44 pm

  4. We can spend our way out of recession.

    pod people

    I mean traitors.

    Comment by mech — December 27, 2012 @ 8:53 pm

  5. ^mech (3) “Duty – Honor – Country. Norman Schwartzkopf kept the faith” .
    That’s what “non-low information” people say.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — December 27, 2012 @ 9:09 pm

  6. Penis

    Thank ya, thank ya vurry much. Ya’ll can go back home now. Nothing left here to see, except a big ‘ole gigantic penis… and who wants to see one of those? I don’t, do you?

    That’s what I’m sayin’.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 27, 2012 @ 9:15 pm

  7. Up your ass and down mine spine, won’t you be my Valentine?*

    *loosley translated from the original Rotwellian

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 27, 2012 @ 9:40 pm

  8. “Evil WILL get what it has coming.”

    “That’s the truth, and It’s what I say”

    Comment by IndependentVoter™ — December 27, 2012 @ 10:00 pm

  9. Molon Labe

    That’s what I say, and I hope they don’t have to find out what it really means.

    Comment by Old Reliable™ — December 27, 2012 @ 10:04 pm

  10. “Two in the pink, one in the stink.”

    That’s what the guy who just shot a pair of sows and a skunk says.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 27, 2012 @ 10:11 pm

  11. Global warming is man-caused.
    Mentally deranged.

    Comment by Caged Insanity — December 27, 2012 @ 10:19 pm

  12. “Abandon the dominant paradigm.”

    That’s what informed, pragmatic, reasonable, and patriotic people say.

    Comment by bocopro — December 28, 2012 @ 4:43 am

  13. Change we Can Believe In
    -the deluded and clueless.

    FORWARD!
    -the bribed, the enslaved, the evil and traitorous.

    Comment by Brad — December 28, 2012 @ 6:33 am

  14. “RETREAT HELL!”

    “We just fucking got here…!!!”

    {…I may have *slightly* modified this, somewhat. Is how I think…..constantly…}

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 28, 2012 @ 10:16 am

  15. I drew a blank on this one but I want my participation trophy so here I am.

    Comment by kinlaw — December 28, 2012 @ 10:24 am

  16. ^^^
    I’m Proud of my Participation Trophy.

    That’s what None of my Kids ever said.

    Comment by Wollf — December 28, 2012 @ 11:48 am

  17. That’s life. That’s what all the people say. I thought that would be here by now.

    Comment by Zipser — December 28, 2012 @ 12:44 pm

  18. Some bacon each day keeps the doctor away.

    That’s what I say.

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — December 28, 2012 @ 1:46 pm

  19. I wany a Participation Trophy. Do I have to kill something first?

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 28, 2012 @ 4:02 pm

  20. Hog!! Stop it. You are not allowed to kill people’s any more. Jeez.

    Comment by Wollf — December 28, 2012 @ 4:47 pm

  21. “You don’t step on Superman’s cape.”

    That’s what Jim Croce people say.

    Comment by MCPO — December 28, 2012 @ 5:33 pm

  22. If you masturbate you go blind————-that’s what the Priest said.
    If you cross your eyes they stay that way———-that’s what the ole wives said.

    Comment by geezerette — December 28, 2012 @ 5:40 pm

  23. ^ Just jerk off crosseyed and everything balances out.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 28, 2012 @ 6:34 pm

  24. ^ LOOK! Two penises!

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — December 28, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

  25. ^ PenUM!

    Comment by apotheosis — December 28, 2012 @ 8:09 pm

  26. Is “penes” the plural of “penis”?

    I don’t remember much from Latin class, but I think it would be an i-stem noun.

    Comment by PeggyU — December 29, 2012 @ 2:14 am

  27. (….an i-stem noun….) I would use a *My stem* noun. As in: (pointing at it and saying, “My stem; it ain`t big around but is sure is short!”

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 29, 2012 @ 10:30 am

  28. Okay, I have to admit: You had me at two penises.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 29, 2012 @ 2:59 pm

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