I *I* owned a gun store, the only way I would do this is if I could use the teacher as a bad example! My profit is too important to do otherwise…..
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 28, 2012 @ 11:39 am
“We suggest putting a teacher in every gun store.” Makes about as much sense as “some pot in every chicken” (which, come to think about it, is something that would be advocated by these “Occupy” clowns).
Comment by Thunderbottom — December 28, 2012 @ 11:53 am
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — December 28, 2012 @ 1:05 pm
Um, there often are; they’re called ‘instructors’.
According to my man “Victor Davis Hansen” (…tactical callsign= “VD”…) about 80% of teachers in Humanities & History BA classes on comic books & American History of Oppresion ain`t qualified to be in the class room, let alone a gun store! He claims that students going to junior colleges and trade schools are at least learning a trade that will pay for school costs, a job and family +vittles. Whereas the students at UC Fresno pay 10s of thousands fm govt loans for all the various and sundry “Social Studies” cuz they can get an easy BA; find out they are unemployable in the real world…..
It is an ancient story: Mommy Nature is a cold Bitch who has always swept the chaff from the grain! She is unimpressed by a mounted pitcher frame holding sum idiot`s sheepskin PhD in Mexican Transgender Adverbs……
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 28, 2012 @ 2:36 pm
Put a public union teacher out of work – educate yourself.
We don’t need no gun control laws. We need more mentally deranged people control laws.
Some new recent ones: Two cases in N.Y. of MDP pushing people in front of subway trains. Here in So Cal, an MDP gets a bottle of rubbing alcohol, douses a homeless woman on a bus bench and sets her on fire.
“If *Colonel Jerry* owned a gun store,” *I* would set up a little coffee shop right next door — maybe with a connecting door — with big, comfortable seats, and a fireplace, and serve pastries and breakfasts all day!
Id’ make a mint!
Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — December 29, 2012 @ 8:31 am
It’d be like a right-wing starbucks, without the pretentious assholes in hipster glasses!
And REAL COFFEE.
“I’d like a venti double mochalattefrappachappachai with a twist.”
“Here’s your bigass coffee. NEXT.
Comment by apotheosis — December 29, 2012 @ 8:50 am
Woman goes into a gun store to buy a rifle. Tells the clerk, “It’s for my husband.”
Clerk asks, “Did he tell you what calibre to get?”
“What? Are you serious? He doesn’t even know I’m gonna shoot him.”
And I would increase profits by selling *Ammunition Belt Extenders* !
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 29, 2012 @ 10:12 am
Great idea! Start with a teacher to teach a firearms safety course. Add one to teach people how to properly choose, practice with and maintain firearms. Then put every public school teacher in the courses to learn what’s being taught. In fact, I actually think it would be worthwhile to spend my tax money to pay for the courses for every teacher making, say < $50K.
Well, it would depend upon what positions are open, and what other applicants have presented themselves, but why not? At least they could have fulfilling work, and maybe… what? That isn’t what he meant?
Comment by Steve Skubinna — December 30, 2012 @ 5:07 am
…every time I go into a gun store, there’s a teacher there.
After the close call we had a few years ago at ITT in Owings Mills, Md, I would have loved to carry. But Md is a gun-free zone, as is the school, so that would have gotten me fired and arrested.