higher learning


RSS feed for comments on this post.

  1. Don’t they have better things to do?

    Comment by mojo — December 28, 2012 @ 10:43 am

  2. They’d be safer there.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — December 28, 2012 @ 10:46 am

  3. And a narcissistic, incompetent, communist, black pretender in every White House.

    Comment by bocopro — December 28, 2012 @ 10:53 am

  4. Maybe they’d learn a thing or two about the benefits of carrying concealed, and the potential good such knowledge could do the next time some dipshit lunatic gets a wild hair up his ass.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 28, 2012 @ 11:19 am

  5. I thought the same as apotheosis. Great idea. Maybe they’d learn something, many don’t seem able to teach something.

    Comment by Rick — December 28, 2012 @ 11:27 am

  6. I *I* owned a gun store, the only way I would do this is if I could use the teacher as a bad example! My profit is too important to do otherwise…..

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 28, 2012 @ 11:39 am

  7. “We suggest putting a teacher in every gun store.” Makes about as much sense as “some pot in every chicken” (which, come to think about it, is something that would be advocated by these “Occupy” clowns).

    Comment by Thunderbottom — December 28, 2012 @ 11:53 am

  8. Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — December 28, 2012 @ 1:05 pm

  9. Um, there often are; they’re called ‘instructors’.

    Comment by Firehand — December 28, 2012 @ 1:24 pm

  10. We suggest that Jeff Johnson shut his “Gimme your Stuff” pie hole.

    Comment by Wollf — December 28, 2012 @ 2:10 pm

  11. According to my man “Victor Davis Hansen” (…tactical callsign= “VD”…) about 80% of teachers in Humanities & History BA classes on comic books & American History of Oppresion ain`t qualified to be in the class room, let alone a gun store! He claims that students going to junior colleges and trade schools are at least learning a trade that will pay for school costs, a job and family +vittles. Whereas the students at UC Fresno pay 10s of thousands fm govt loans for all the various and sundry “Social Studies” cuz they can get an easy BA; find out they are unemployable in the real world…..

    It is an ancient story
    : Mommy Nature is a cold Bitch who has always swept the chaff from the grain! She is unimpressed by a mounted pitcher frame holding sum idiot`s sheepskin PhD in Mexican Transgender Adverbs……

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 28, 2012 @ 2:36 pm

  12. Put a public union teacher out of work – educate yourself.

    Comment by Merovign — December 28, 2012 @ 3:05 pm

  13. They need to have a heart to heart discussion with Ted Nugent about all this.

    Comment by JoeBandmember™ — December 28, 2012 @ 3:09 pm

  14. Or: put a gun “store” in every principle’s office, any teacher’s classroom where the teach is already willing to carry.

    Comment by accipiter NW — December 28, 2012 @ 3:44 pm

  15. Yaah great place to get a gun. Put them in the gun store than teach them how to use the gun. Good idea there JEF Johnson. You go pound your drums and piss in the street–

    Comment by geezerette — December 28, 2012 @ 5:22 pm

  16. The incidents of mishandled weapons in the store would rise exponentially.

    Comment by MCPO — December 28, 2012 @ 5:26 pm

  17. Think about the value of an opinion of a person who lists their affiliation as “a bunch of smelly hippies blocking traffic and polluting parks while demanding handouts.”

    Comment by Merovign — December 28, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

  18. “We suggest putting a teacher in every gun store”


    And perhaps the gospel of Saint John Moses Browning.

    Subvert the paradigm, folks!

    Comment by Ragin' Dave — December 28, 2012 @ 9:56 pm

  19. We don’t need no gun control laws. We need more mentally deranged people control laws.

    Some new recent ones: Two cases in N.Y. of MDP pushing people in front of subway trains. Here in So Cal, an MDP gets a bottle of rubbing alcohol, douses a homeless woman on a bus bench and sets her on fire.

    Comment by ZZMike — December 28, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

  20. “If *Colonel Jerry* owned a gun store,” *I* would set up a little coffee shop right next door — maybe with a connecting door — with big, comfortable seats, and a fireplace, and serve pastries and breakfasts all day!

    Id’ make a mint!

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — December 29, 2012 @ 8:31 am

  21. It’d be like a right-wing starbucks, without the pretentious assholes in hipster glasses!


    “I’d like a venti double mochalattefrappachappachai with a twist.”

    “Here’s your bigass coffee. NEXT.

    Comment by apotheosis — December 29, 2012 @ 8:50 am

  22. Woman goes into a gun store to buy a rifle. Tells the clerk, “It’s for my husband.”

    Clerk asks, “Did he tell you what calibre to get?”

    “What? Are you serious? He doesn’t even know I’m gonna shoot him.”

    Comment by bocopro — December 29, 2012 @ 8:51 am

  23. And I would increase profits by selling *Ammunition Belt Extenders* !

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 29, 2012 @ 10:12 am

  24. Great idea! Start with a teacher to teach a firearms safety course. Add one to teach people how to properly choose, practice with and maintain firearms. Then put every public school teacher in the courses to learn what’s being taught. In fact, I actually think it would be worthwhile to spend my tax money to pay for the courses for every teacher making, say < $50K.

    Comment by RonF — December 29, 2012 @ 3:16 pm

  25. I got a $#@&*^%! Starbucks gift card for Christmas.

    Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — December 29, 2012 @ 6:13 pm

  26. How long will it be before your carry permit is denied based on what prescriptions you take?

    Comment by JoeBandMemberâ„¢ — December 29, 2012 @ 6:15 pm

  27. apotheosis, yes with bullet-riddled “No Smoking” signs…

    Comment by rickn8or — December 29, 2012 @ 6:31 pm

  28. Well, it would depend upon what positions are open, and what other applicants have presented themselves, but why not? At least they could have fulfilling work, and maybe… what? That isn’t what he meant?

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — December 30, 2012 @ 5:07 am

  29. …every time I go into a gun store, there’s a teacher there.

    After the close call we had a few years ago at ITT in Owings Mills, Md, I would have loved to carry. But Md is a gun-free zone, as is the school, so that would have gotten me fired and arrested.

    Not worth it.

    Comment by leelu — December 30, 2012 @ 9:29 am

  30. I certainly understand your apprehension, but I disagree. No one will ever know you’re carrying a properly concealed gun, and if you need it, nothing will make it OKAY that you don’t have it.

    Comment by Todd — December 31, 2012 @ 9:25 am

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Close this window.

0.219 Powered by WordPress