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  1. Rather presumptuous of the little berk to presume that.

    Comment by Nate — December 29, 2012 @ 5:09 pm

  2. America’s Most Unwanted

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — December 29, 2012 @ 5:50 pm

  3. We’ve got no money; we can’t afford to pay the Brits enough to take him back.

    Comment by Max — December 29, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

  4. Piers, I hate to break it to ya, but probably less than a million people in the U.S. have heard of you, let alone watched your “news reading.”

    Comment by rickn8or — December 29, 2012 @ 6:13 pm

  5. PLUS all the Brits who want him to stay.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — December 29, 2012 @ 6:47 pm

  6. Nothing special here. We got buttloads of unwanted aliens in the US.

    Does he know how to take an order in a cheap Mexican eatery? If so, he gets to stay.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — December 29, 2012 @ 6:56 pm

  7. HAH!
    Thanks for the update, Missy. Made my evening.
    Self deportation — gotta remember that one.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — December 29, 2012 @ 7:03 pm

  8. Tweet Tweet Tweet cookoo birds tweet,

    Comment by geezerette — December 29, 2012 @ 7:09 pm

  9. Please feel free to fuck off back to jolly olde, Chauncey.

    Comment by mojo — December 29, 2012 @ 7:18 pm

  10. Mister “don’t you know who I am” Morgan won’t have to worry about his daughter being safe from guns if she attends a public school…it’s only if she attends an elite private school attended by the children of various hypocrite liberals will she be in danger of being protected by a guard armed with a gun.

    Perhaps a public school in Chicago Mister Morgan?

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — December 29, 2012 @ 7:28 pm

  11. Think of this as a warm up. Next is a petition to remove teh precedent.

    I’d sign that and recruit as many as I could find to do the same.

    As for teh morgan person, I don’t have enough interest to find that petition to participate.

    Comment by mech — December 29, 2012 @ 8:26 pm

  12. Does anyone think he’s serious? I mean, I could save him some boxes if he needs them.

    Comment by Murphy(AZ) — December 29, 2012 @ 10:20 pm

  13. There are some people I’d buy a ticket if they can never come back.
    Not sure he’s worth it though.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — December 29, 2012 @ 10:23 pm

  14. Hey, I’d chip in for the postage if they’d ship him at book rate. Good riddance to that mewling twat.

    Comment by PeggyU — December 29, 2012 @ 11:52 pm

  15. Well, it sounds like he’s got the talking part done.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 30, 2012 @ 3:22 am

  16. Self deport? Does he think that’s a threat? This makes sense, however, if he suspects that his contract will not be removed. That way, if he does bail he can claim it’s because we ‘Muricans are racist violent thugs who did not appreciate him.

    Maybe he can get a job as editor of Newsweek… oh, wait…

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — December 30, 2012 @ 5:01 am

  17. Yanno, there’s something about getting up first thing in the morning and going for the fridge, and pulling that gallon jug of milk out of there and pouring about a pint of it down your gullet. It just feels right. It changes things.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 30, 2012 @ 6:57 am

  18. If you have chocolate milk, that’s even better.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — December 30, 2012 @ 7:02 am

  19. What kind of fucking baby causes his mother to name him, “Piers”?

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — December 30, 2012 @ 7:38 am

  20. Hey Piers, How about you stop your relentless tidal wave of ignorant carnage? Please no need to hang around for the next three years for you daughter to go to an unprotected school and get shot by some very sick person who because of liberals like you think they have rights and can decide for themselves if they need treatment.

    Comment by geezerette — December 30, 2012 @ 8:05 am

  21. I like the part how he bases his entire “argument” on his self-touted extreme ignorance. Good Show, Old Berk!

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — December 30, 2012 @ 10:30 am

  22. GET OUT, you limey bastard!

    Comment by Melissa In Texas — December 30, 2012 @ 1:12 pm

  23. OK, I saw this – ahem – guy on a Celebrities Apprentice. He won over Trace Adkins. Well, two things I got: begun to like Trace Adkins a lot (what a voice!!!) and hated the guts of this MORON Piers. Oh, c’mon, dude, pack your troubles and go back to your “beloved” England! And don’t bother coming to Brazil. We don’t need another MORON over here.

    Comment by Maria Edi — December 30, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

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