oh the big oily irony


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  1. What a great argument for Intel style a-la-cart television.

    Comment by mech — January 2, 2013 @ 6:12 pm

  2. Irony is so…what’s the word I’m looking for?

    Comment by El Jefe — January 2, 2013 @ 8:02 pm

  3. It’s all about the oil.

    Warms my heart (and globe) to know that at least Gore will be able to pay his mansion’s electric bill, now.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 2, 2013 @ 8:15 pm

  4. So, say I hadn’t read about this… Would I notice?
    Provided I accidentally happened to watch, that is.

    Comment by Claire — January 2, 2013 @ 8:18 pm

  5. El Jefe,

    The word you are looking for? It is: FLATPETER!
    AlGore is so insecure (since before birth…) he could not stand being VP, could not stand the Supremes calling him a loser, saw his GloBall Scheme go stagnent, got fat, lost his wife, tried to fuck a massage parlor wench, and eventually went apeshit and bought a TV station, which maxed out at 44 watchers…….. He is now down to zero friends; a 1 inch dick (…when erect…) and is in massive denial that his entire life is a miserable failure, mainly because he is a latent cocksucker, who hates himself when he puts it in his mouth!!!!!!

    Otherwise, his future is unlimited……………………

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 2, 2013 @ 8:20 pm

  6. Al Gore.

    Al Jazeera.

    Why in Al didn’t we see this coming?

    Comment by Lord of the Fleas — January 2, 2013 @ 8:41 pm

  7. The thing is Al Jazeera is likely to improve the quality of the programing if not the bias of the reporting.

    Comment by Gwillie — January 2, 2013 @ 9:34 pm

  8. I think ALGorzeera is the biggest douche to ever walk the planet.

    What. A. Flippin. Douche.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 2, 2013 @ 11:12 pm

  9. I always thought that “Al’s Jizzeria” would be a more fitting term for that network.

    Of course, that’s probably just me.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 2, 2013 @ 11:37 pm

  10. Where’s a good smiting when someone so desperately deserves it?
    How is that 44 viewer channel worth $500 million? Just to own the broadcast frequency?

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 2, 2013 @ 11:41 pm

  11. Was it in the Hitchhikers Guide that I saw the phrase, “First against the wall when the Revolution comes”?

    Comment by Brad — January 3, 2013 @ 12:40 am

  12. ^ Can’t really remember, but i’m pretty sure that one had Zooey Deschanel in it and I still want to tap that back 40 like a blind hog with a case of Viagra.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 3, 2013 @ 12:55 am

  13. Hay, wadda minit! Isn’t Al Gorzeera the one who wrote books &
    mademoobees about “We’re all gonna die from carbon pollution,
    in 329 days”! Didn’t the Qataris make all that money they’re using
    to buy ‘Current TV’ from polluting, dirty, carbon filled oil that
    they sold to the refinery that makes jet fuel for Al’s private jet!
    Sounds like world-wide ironing to me!

    Comment by Lance — January 3, 2013 @ 7:11 am

  14. Does Algore claim residency in CA? Cuz our voter-approved tax increase is retroactive thru ’12.

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — January 3, 2013 @ 7:25 am

  15. So Algore just said he and Aljizzera “share the same goals.” [at least insofar as the downfall of the Great Satan] Nice to hear him admit that…

    That’s an interesting use of the phrase “sensitive to”… Like I’m supposed to be “sensitive to” people of …diveeeerse backgrounds, right?

    Am I to understand that now means I am allowed to [required to?] refuse to do business with them, effectively telling them to FOAD?

    Or does that only apply to white males?

    This is all so “confusing”….

    Comment by Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause* — January 3, 2013 @ 7:37 am

  16. Poor Glen got kicked out on his ass for Al Jazeera.
    Me thinks it’s time to start looking into that Al Jazeera thing.
    But— never fear — Al Jazeera is here— the New America he/they hoped for is now changed. Within the next four years the Old America will be nothing but an old worn out constitution that no longer applies. He has seen to the change and They will no longer need Him. The inauguration in January may be the last one for this old America.
    After hearing about the vote on the Compromise Bill I made my NewYears resolution and that was to never listen to or watch this so called President again. I’d already done that anyway. From what I’ve I head I’m not the only one.

    Comment by geezerette — January 3, 2013 @ 8:07 am

  17. P.S Colonel Jerry USMC I’m ready for duty Sir. /oo—

    Comment by geezerette — January 3, 2013 @ 8:15 am

  18. $100 mil for that dog of a money pit?

    I’d have jumped at it too.

    Comment by mojo — January 3, 2013 @ 10:14 am

  19. Does that make him a capitalistic pig? He hasn’t been so far.

    Comment by geezerette — January 3, 2013 @ 10:29 am

  20. On the Plus side, Time Warner Communications just dumped Current and (presumably) Al Jazeera from their lineup…
    Finally… they developed some nads!

    Comment by whitestone — January 3, 2013 @ 10:59 am

  21. Gore took the money ‘before the taxes went up’. Gee, President Obama, I guess all the millionaires DONT want to pay higher taxes….

    Comment by TimO — January 3, 2013 @ 11:53 am

  22. Where is All Jizz’s HQ?
    (What? Oh, no reason.)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 3, 2013 @ 2:30 pm

  23. Well it’s been more than 12 hours since this thread was started – has alGore been smited yet? I’m losing my patience. He needs a good smiting, or at least an indictment for fraud.

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 3, 2013 @ 10:13 pm

  24. ^ If I could choose a SuperPower, I think “Smiting” would be a pretty good one. I mean, you could go-around smiting people here, smiting people there, perhaps even smiting whole towns, once you got the hang of it. Berkeley comes to mind

    Yeah, I’m going with the smiting deal. I hear you can even get Frequent Flyer Miles with that.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 4, 2013 @ 9:47 am

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