I’ll buy today’s audience participation for a dollar!

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  1. Jersey Shore

    Comment by Michael K. — January 4, 2013 @ 11:38 am

  2. “Sh*t My Uncle Says”

    “Everything You Know is Worng Wrong”

    “Where’s My Dinner? Somebody Ate My Lunch!”

    Comment by Thunderbottom — January 4, 2013 @ 12:10 pm

  3. Big Fing deal.

    Comment by geezerette — January 4, 2013 @ 12:17 pm

  4. Yeah, it’s in the sub-genre of melodramatic farce comedy sans resolution.

    Comment by bocopro — January 4, 2013 @ 12:19 pm

  5. “Nobody messes with Joe.”

    A TV show wherein everybody messes with Joe.

    Comment by Rob B — January 4, 2013 @ 12:19 pm

  6. • What About Joe? (a pesky mental case who won’t leave)
    • It’s Joe! (ambiguous orientation)
    • RugRATS (ankle-biting brat)
    • Da Veep (Chicago-mob front man)
    • Biden Unplugged (hair-raising adventures)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 4, 2013 @ 12:30 pm

  7. I’d kinda like to see him as a guest star on ‘Dexter’……
    Or Star Trek, wearing a Red Shirt…..

    Was that over the line?

    Comment by Wollf — January 4, 2013 @ 12:35 pm

  8. Uhm, only if it paid for itself thru advertising, or some other non-funded-taxpayer means larceny robbery.

    Larceny is when you sneak behind their back and take it. Robbery is when you take it right to their face. Which one do you figure this one is?

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 4, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

  9. Ok, fine. Let’s write a tele-play for Joe’s new show…

    Hi, my name is Joe, and I’ll be your It Takes A Village Idiot this evening. Could I get you folks a menu, or did you just come here to feel the tablecloth?

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 4, 2013 @ 1:27 pm

  10. “OMG! Did he really say that? WTF?” is probably too long.

    Comment by mojo — January 4, 2013 @ 1:59 pm

  11. I’m more amused by the lack of Civics understanding that thinks the President has to “authorize” that.

    Comment by Sigivald — January 4, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

  12. Are you kidding? I’ve been jonesing for this for FOUR YEARS. I even hoped the vote would split and we’d end up with President Romney and VP Crazy Joe. Biden is like cowbell; you can’t have too much.

    Comment by SteveHGraham — January 4, 2013 @ 2:23 pm

  13. “Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps…”

    Comment by mojo — January 4, 2013 @ 2:32 pm

  14. Idiocracy, the prequel.

    Comment by Buzz — January 4, 2013 @ 3:33 pm

  15. The Other Boob.

    Comment by Gwillie — January 4, 2013 @ 4:38 pm

  16. Nawp, I gotta go with “Spread Your Legs, You’re About to be Frisked.”

    Comment by rickn8or — January 4, 2013 @ 4:40 pm

  17. National Lampoon’s Liberty Takes a Vacation,
    Starring Joe Biden as Liberty
    Produced by the Democrat National Committee
    Sponsored by your local Communist Party and the Ayers-Dohrn Foundation
    Directed by Buraq Uhbama,
    Written by Harry Reid,
    Costumes by Nancy Pelosi,
    Special Effects and stunt weapons by Dianne Feinstein
    Midgets supplied by Dick Durbin and Barbara Boxer
    Extras supplied by ACORN and SEIU
    Shot Filmed on location in Kalifornia, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts and Maryland
    Bodies supplied by City of Chicago, courtesy Rahm Emanuel, Mayor

    Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 4, 2013 @ 6:24 pm

  18. Richard,

    Thanks for a great blog!

    Comment by Richard Brennan — January 4, 2013 @ 8:37 pm

  19. Wait, Richard Brennan is SondraK? I thought SondraK was a woman.

    Comment by William — January 4, 2013 @ 8:42 pm

  20. Biden Time- Waiting for the boss to croak!

    Comment by Brad — January 4, 2013 @ 9:03 pm

  21. William, Rich is my gracious domain host….like The Great and Powerful Oz.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 4, 2013 @ 9:08 pm

  22. “Joe Depends”

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — January 4, 2013 @ 9:54 pm

  23. “The Vice Ain’t Right”

    “Howdy Doody and the Monkey Boy”

    “Cavity Search”

    “You Assed for It”

    “I Love Loosey Goosey”

    “One crapped on The Cuckoo’s Nest”

    “Gran Tortilla”

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — January 4, 2013 @ 10:02 pm

  24. “Petticoat Function”

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — January 4, 2013 @ 10:05 pm

  25. “Name That Gaffe”

    [Wink, I can name that gaffe in three words]

    Comment by Spin — January 5, 2013 @ 12:27 am

  26. Lax Headroom, a stand-up comic who goes on the air and tries to cheer up people during the Obama Depression. Confusion abounds as his treatments for MP baldness conflict with the neural impulses in his brain.

    Comment by accipiter NW — January 5, 2013 @ 12:46 am

  27. I don’t think he get a special show. Just put him on the Weather Channel with Roker and the big boobed gal, Abrams, in the morning. The format is perfect and he’d fit right in. Plus, I’d have another reason to not watch the Weather Channel.

    Comment by Jess — January 5, 2013 @ 5:01 am

  28. • Let’s Make a Big F’n Deal
    • Deal or No Big F’n Deal
    [stold from geezerette (3)]

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 5, 2013 @ 9:48 am

  29. Heeeree’s Joey!!

    Comment by geezerette — January 5, 2013 @ 10:44 am

  30. DougM you didn’t stold it you improved on it.

    Comment by geezerette — January 5, 2013 @ 11:50 am

  31. You know we are in deep shit, when “Plugs” has to seal the deal between OBoBo, Hairy, McConnell, Boner & Peeloosi and all the Nimnoes—-to avoid going over the so-called *Fucking Cliff*!!!!! (…which we leaped off of in November, 200 an fucking 8!!!!!!…)

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 5, 2013 @ 1:30 pm

  32. Wait…didn’t he already play Colonel Henry Blake in MASH?

    Comment by Nate — January 5, 2013 @ 6:56 pm

  33. The Dong Show.

    Comment by The Digital Hairshirt — January 6, 2013 @ 5:45 am

  34. I think that “Cavity Search” is a good place to start, butt why stop there? I’m thinking “Cavity Search — The Forensic Files” would make a much ‘grabbier’ show title.

    “Why look, it’s a gold Rolex watch!”

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 6, 2013 @ 7:11 am

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