My understanding of Kali law is that the barrels have to be 18 inches in length to be legal. Even at that restriction, a double-barrel shotgun, say firing 12 gage double-aught shell(s), in my opinion, is the equivalent of exploding a “Bouncing Betty landmine” in a living room, with regard to metal per square foot! Perhaps not economical if you have investments in famous paintings or sculptures….or relatives….or children….or dogs/cats/shetlen ponies,pigs, ——but their ain`t no economy in a raped vajaja………………
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 7, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
Jeez, PatK, it’s “that shoulder thing that goes up.”
Nothing chaps my ass like listening to some poser wanna-be trying to be all high speed and SpecOps ‘n’ shit.
Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 7, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
Do you think us gunnies could get more support if we started the rumor that the Fedz were coming after our guns AND our chocolate??
Mine is legal in Texas ;)
Thanks!
I will enjoy every round bite!
Comment by Melissa In Texas — January 7, 2013 @ 6:18 pm
Steve, think you meant to end with a smiley, winky face. Patrick is a good feller, think it was humor referring to a collapsible/ folding/ retractable stock as he did. ;)
I think the best thing about a sawed off shotgun, is the fear that you might shoot it; both fuckin barrels at the same time……….Aiming it? Not that high a priority; jist point n fire…
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 8, 2013 @ 7:12 pm
CRIKEY! I purposely didn’t put “fragile” on it because that means “punt” in postal.
I forgot if I gave you the head’s up…that was from Dougie ;)
Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 7, 2013 @ 12:01 pm
Gives a whole new meaning to “Eat you gun”.
Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — January 7, 2013 @ 12:05 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s illegal in Cali, chocolate or not….
Comment by Wollf — January 7, 2013 @ 12:43 pm
I thought it was a town in Italy…
Comment by mojo — January 7, 2013 @ 12:45 pm
Which end did you start at?
Comment by Hog Whitman — January 7, 2013 @ 1:58 pm
You bite the barrel bit by bit.
Comment by geezerette — January 7, 2013 @ 2:55 pm
At Easter,
you can hunt chocolate bunny wabbits.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 7, 2013 @ 3:40 pm
I believe it’s legal in Cali as long as it doesn’t have a barrel shroud or that thing that folds up.
Comment by PatK — January 7, 2013 @ 3:47 pm
My understanding of Kali law is that the barrels have to be 18 inches in length to be legal. Even at that restriction, a double-barrel shotgun, say firing 12 gage double-aught shell(s), in my opinion, is the equivalent of exploding a “Bouncing Betty landmine” in a living room, with regard to metal per square foot! Perhaps not economical if you have investments in famous paintings or sculptures….or relatives….or children….or dogs/cats/shetlen ponies,pigs, ——but their ain`t no economy in a raped vajaja………………
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 7, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
Jeez, PatK, it’s “that shoulder thing that goes up.”
Nothing chaps my ass like listening to some poser wanna-be trying to be all high speed and SpecOps ‘n’ shit.
Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 7, 2013 @ 4:37 pm
Do you think us gunnies could get more support if we started the rumor that the Fedz were coming after our guns AND our chocolate??
Comment by rickn8or — January 7, 2013 @ 5:22 pm
Mine is legal in Texas ;)
Thanks!
I will enjoy every
roundbite!Comment by Melissa In Texas — January 7, 2013 @ 6:18 pm
Steve, think you meant to end with a smiley, winky face. Patrick is a good feller, think it was humor referring to a collapsible/ folding/ retractable stock as he did. ;)
See what I did there?
Comment by Wollf — January 7, 2013 @ 6:35 pm
What gauge is it?
How many rounds can you bite
firebefore the barrel starts melting?Comment by mech — January 7, 2013 @ 6:52 pm
mech, the benefit of having cold dead fingers is that it won’t melt in your hands. The drawback is… well, cold dead fingers.
Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 7, 2013 @ 7:32 pm
They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, chocolate-covered fingers.
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 7, 2013 @ 8:31 pm
Is it stamped from the M&M Foundry?
( melts in your mouth, not in your hands. . .)
Comment by mech — January 7, 2013 @ 10:48 pm
Can one be sent to Bloomberg? Is he avoiding “chocolaughts?”
Comment by accipiter NW — January 7, 2013 @ 10:57 pm
I bet it shoots Hershey’s kisses……
Comment by ZZMike — January 8, 2013 @ 1:59 am
The ammo is?
Comment by geezerette — January 8, 2013 @ 7:13 am
Be sure to use your cleaning kit before bedtime.
On the gun, too.
Comment by mech — January 8, 2013 @ 9:17 am
I think the best thing about a sawed off shotgun, is the fear that you might shoot it; both fuckin barrels at the same time……….Aiming it? Not that high a priority; jist point n fire…
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 8, 2013 @ 7:12 pm