today’s KisProduct endorsement


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  1. That’s my door stop!!! I’m all set I have a yard and house full — love the videos of the protestors throwing rocks at each other— than the other side picks them up and throws them back—

    Comment by geezerette — January 10, 2013 @ 11:06 am

  2. I was little confused. At first, I though it was the next choice for Treasury Secretary.

    Comment by Jess — January 10, 2013 @ 11:39 am

  3. Watch the whole thing:

    Comment by bocopro — January 10, 2013 @ 11:55 am

  4. Holy crapola! I just realized I have a cache of about two hundred high-capacity magazines I no longer need. I’ll post a link when I open my auction. (some of them even have a yellow smiley-face on them–very user-friendly!)

    Comment by danintampa — January 10, 2013 @ 12:01 pm

  5. Does it come with that sharp-edged tape measure?

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 10, 2013 @ 12:44 pm

  6. Ah, the legendary ST-1. Excellent as a diversion in a low visibility environment.

    Comment by Justin Credible — January 10, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

  7. Got white quartz comin’ outta the ground around here, a real PITA sometimes. The big ones make for nice landscape, though. Some even have a few flecks of gold…

    Comment by mojo — January 10, 2013 @ 1:03 pm

  8. Hmmmm. I have a wedge of hard Parmasean cheese like one that was shown to be quite effective in a close quarters incident in Fwance.

    I wonder how much I could sell it for.

    DaninTampa, I just read that one of the big magazine manufacturers is backordered at least a million units on their AR-15 mags. The iron is hot, strike now, but not too hard.

    Some sellers are trying to rape their potential buyers in the frenzy.
    You are a KisPer, so I know you’re fair.

    Comment by mech — January 10, 2013 @ 1:16 pm

  9. What about launchers for the pictured assault weapon?

    Comment by mech — January 10, 2013 @ 1:18 pm

  10. Jess – The rock has too many scruples to be Secretary of the Treasury.

    Comment by PeggyU — January 10, 2013 @ 1:40 pm

  11. Hand ax: aka the ST-one Model of 19,110-BC MK-II ambidextrous edged repeater.
    Although originally adapted for hunting and food preparation, it has historically been adapted for both personal defense, warfare, crime, and sport and can be operated by both men and women of varying skill. It was designed to be manufactured in primitive societies in home workshops with locally available materials by unskilled workers. No records exist of numbers or locations of these weapons or their manufacturing facilities and distribution. Original examples are valued museum pieces. The hand ax is criticized by some as a danger due to its inability to be safely disabled and its general accessibility by children, criminals, and the insane. There is also a movement to outlaw the assault variants — for example, the MK-III which is fitted with a stick grip (which has no sporting purpose), the MK-IV which can be carried in bags of more than ten, and the MK-V which can easily be concealed under a loincloth. Note: there is already a $200 tax on the MK-VI variants which may be fired by sling.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 10, 2013 @ 5:21 pm

  12. Sling shots!!!! a Y of wood and rubber from inner tubes tied to it and a knot in the middle or a nice piece of leather from an old shoe or boot for the rock holder. Pull back as far as you can aim and let go— >>>>>>>>>>>>>wham!!

    Comment by geezerette — January 10, 2013 @ 5:33 pm

  13. ^ and there’s always the original slingshot. A few feet of leather thongs, a pouch, a rock, dead Goliath.

    I actually became an expert at those things when I was about 11. I could hit about a 3′ square from 200′. I even made them for me and my friends. You could seriously hurt somebody at about 100 yards with one of those.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 10, 2013 @ 5:58 pm

  14. Hog: it occurs to me that since there were no elastic mesh products in Little David’s day, that pouch he used to launch the rock that beaned Goliath might have been is leather jock strap.

    Once the guns are gone, the ST-1 might be used to kill children (and others) — just as it has for thousands of years — and is still used in most places including all islamic hell-holes around the world. Therefore, they should be outlawed. If I were a Democrat legislator, I would introduce legislation right away to have a serial number put on every rock in the country, the private exchange or rocks outlawed, and a government bureau set up monitor the movement of all registered rocks.

    When owning rocks is a crime, only criminals will own rocks.

    PeggyU 10: oh how true.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — January 10, 2013 @ 7:30 pm

  15. “..and there’s always the original slingshot. A few feet of leather thongs, a pouch, a rock, dead Goliath.”

    OK, ladies. Surrender those thongs for America’s freedom!

    Comment by Fat Baxter — January 10, 2013 @ 7:39 pm

  16. #14 IiD, watch for importing of paleostinian technology. They seem to be state of the art these days.

    Comment by mech — January 10, 2013 @ 8:08 pm

  17. Fat Baxter (15)
    You’re overlooking the male population of San Francisco.

    Note: I updated my earlier comment (11) to “sling” rather than “slingshot.”
    Elastic-powered ST-1 throwers didn’t come into general use until the Classical Era.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 10, 2013 @ 8:35 pm

  18. Damn technology has come a long way. Yur all talking about sling shot’s and shooting boulders and what not. Home made weapons out of common articles. Pretty neat.

    I’m still working on how to unsnap a bra with some girl I’m making out with. I got a whole leap of lot of learning to do.

    Comment by tctsunami — January 10, 2013 @ 9:21 pm

  19. ^^ is it a front loader? She might appreciate checking that before you gnaw through the back strap.


    Comment by mech — January 10, 2013 @ 9:30 pm

  20. I never really did figure out that whole bra thing, I mean, you’re struggling-around back there, but meanwhile the action is up here.

    I’m lucky I ever got laid in my life. If they were merciful, they would just reach-around and un-strap it. That’s when the party started.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 11, 2013 @ 7:15 am

  21. ^ “I think it’s locked or sumpthin’.” — Pinto in Animal House

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 11, 2013 @ 8:39 am

  22. Ahhh the days of the bouncy bra less and nothing to unhook. Trouble was there were those who shouldn’t have been bra less!! If you like little titties you only have one hook to open. If you like the big buzzoogas I call them 4 hookers front or back.

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 8:44 am

  23. Rock ==slingshots==thongs==bra hooks:))

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 8:46 am

  24. Rock ==slingshots==thongs==bra hooks:))

    Yeah, it’s amazing how quickly a conversation can degenerate to this level. I’ll take some of the blame, but not all of it.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 11, 2013 @ 1:07 pm

  25. ^ Instigator.

    Comment by PeggyU — January 11, 2013 @ 2:52 pm

  26. That’s what I love about the porch!! ^^^^

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 5:00 pm

  27. tctsunami 18: I’m still working on how to unsnap a bra with some girl I’m making out with.

    Maybe you should begin by telling her that you’ll show her how David’s sling worked if she will just take it off. Then go to making out after you’ve showed her.

    You might want to practice first — remember that Ewok in Star Wars Episode VI.

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — January 11, 2013 @ 7:21 pm

  28. Aside: sure wish that they would start making bras with velcro closure…..

    Besides the obvious ease of just ripping it off, there is the advantage of finer and more satisfying fit for the wearer. Yeah, that’s it — I’m just concerned that the ladies wearing them have a more comfortable fit….

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — January 11, 2013 @ 7:28 pm

  29. If nothing else, I think we have achieved some kind of record here: Turning a thread about a rock into boobs.

    Men really are pigs.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 11, 2013 @ 8:12 pm

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