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  1. He also dismissively referred to the Constitution of the United States as a “little book.” I guess that means the Magna Carta is merely some old bit of scribble that happened to to be useless in the outhouse.

    Comment by Walt — January 11, 2013 @ 8:32 am

  2. No jackass is totally worthless.
    They can always be used as a bad example.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 11, 2013 @ 8:48 am

  3. Ahh but DougM there are those who believe every word he says. No matter what!!

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 9:19 am

  4. Don’t try this at home kids, I am a trained journalist!

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 11, 2013 @ 9:30 am

  5. The fact that law abiding citizens with sinus conditions already suffer because criminals are able to abuse a product is a good example how?

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — January 11, 2013 @ 9:33 am

  6. Didn’t he inadvertently make the case against banning something? The purchase of 6 pkgs is banned, yet there he is…

    Yeah, that ban worked SO well, dinnit?

    Comment by Justin Credible — January 11, 2013 @ 9:47 am

  7. The Morgan also asked why anyone needed an AR-15 for protection. Well, that 15 year old man in Texas, home alone with his 12 year of sister, found one made for a rather convincing argument when two home invaders broke thru his back window.

    And the women in Georgia who retreated upstairs with her 9 year old twins, then behind a lock bedroom door, then behind a locked bathroom door and then into a crawl space before emptying her 38 into a home invader was lucky he did not have a friend along for the fun.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — January 11, 2013 @ 10:05 am

  8. “I keep my Ar-15 around in case there’s any snotty Brit fuckwits around that need killin’, Piers.”

    Comment by mojo — January 11, 2013 @ 10:25 am

  9. “I keep my Ar-15 around in case there’s any snotty Brit fuckwits around that need killin’, Piers.”

    They are especially snotty when addicted to Sudafed, I’ve heard.

    Comment by PeggyU — January 11, 2013 @ 10:58 am

  10. There are OVER 20,000 gun laws in these United States; federal, state and local. Joe “Useless sak-o-STUFF” Biden notwithstanding, nothing that his Blue-Ribbon (aka Brown-nosed) commission might propose is going to change anything! All of those laws in their entirety have not stopped even one gun crime in all the years we have been a nation. 20,000 more O’Bamah edicts won’t either. This is nothing more than another example of Washington self-satisfaction.

    We, the People of America, are quietly saying to our government: “Go away and leave us alone!” Primp and pose for the evening news if you must, but until you are willing to enforce the laws that are already on the books, PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT-UP!

    All you are succeeding in doing is making yourselves look foolish, and you are driving gun sales, magazine sales, and ammunition sales to astronomical records!

    If I were the “Gun Industry,” I’d be thanking you from the bottom of my heart (wallet.) Keep up the good work, Joe!

    Comment by Murphy(AZ) — January 11, 2013 @ 11:01 am

  11. I say ban banning!!! The only reason anyone has a “gun” is to kill someone or something. All you need is one bullet. Shoot and what ever you wanted to kill is dead. There now be cool why would you want kill anything?

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 11:16 am

  12. Barak Hussein Obama – NRA salesman of the year, four years running.

    Comment by doug — January 11, 2013 @ 11:47 am

  13. No stupid stoners were able to get pot in Washington before it was legalized yannow.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 11, 2013 @ 11:51 am

  14. Of course^^^ and because of the new laws no criminals will have one— or insane murderers.

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 11:59 am

  15. Why does anyone need an AR-15?
    So they won’t need an M-16.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 11, 2013 @ 12:26 pm

  16. I wouldn’t stick my banjo up David Gregory’s ass, and I don’t even have a banjo.

    Did that make any sense? Nevermind.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 11, 2013 @ 12:36 pm

  17. ^ I’m going to do a bleg to buy Hog a banjo.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 11, 2013 @ 12:43 pm

  18. Doesn’t he realize that everyone in the country thinks that the restrictions on Sudafed are absolutely stupid bullshit posturing*?

    It’s the perfect analogy to gun control, actually. It inconveniences, annoys, and disempowers the citizenry while having absolutely no effect on the thing it claimed to be aimed at.

    (* I am also under the impression that the “bans” are all state level, at least so far… and in fact are often not “bans” so much as “if you buy over X we’re going to tell the Sheriff’s office and they might come ask you some questions”…)

    Comment by Sigivald — January 11, 2013 @ 1:52 pm

  19. And now, Gregory has been let off, because he’s of the “right social class.”

    There Is No Law.

    Comment by Merovign — January 11, 2013 @ 3:33 pm

  20. When I was working in uniform, I carried a S&W 9MM (I don’t remember the model number) and it held 15 in the clip. I guess I would be arrested now.

    Comment by Alan outback bacon czar — January 11, 2013 @ 3:45 pm

  21. Why would anybody need an AR-15? Suppose you are in your log cabin home an a bunch of wild indians are outside trying to break in. You got a single shot muzzle loader rifle. You can shoot ONE fuckin injun. Then you gotta pour powder, patch a lead ball and ram it down the barrel, then either fill up the flintlock pan or put a cap on in order to inject fire into the barrel and fire a SECOND shot!!!!!!

    Good ole American ingenuity comes along and creates an AR-15! Now you can protect your family all by your self agin 5 or more intruders tryin to break in to your log cabin!! THAT. IS. WHY. DIPSHIT! [...civilization is just as thin as it always has been....]

    Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 11, 2013 @ 4:03 pm

  22. Thong’s off to the first person who replies “shut up, DOUCHE ” to this fuckmook during a “discussion” on his show.

    Comment by SondraK, Queen of my domain — January 11, 2013 @ 4:48 pm

  23. Hey guys!!! The vice president said there’s no “silver bullet” to solve the gun control problem.

    Comment by geezerette — January 11, 2013 @ 5:33 pm

  24. The AG would have recused himself if there were any real conflict of interest.

    DC Attorney General and Family Friend Decides Not to Prosecute Pal David Gregory

    D.C. Attorney General Irvin Nathan issued a lengthy letter explaining why there will be no prosecution of David Gregory despite a finding that there was a clear violation of the law.

    Legal Insurrection discovered that AG Nathan is a family friend of David Gregory and his high-powered attorney wife, Beth Wilkinson. Nathan and Wilkinson participated together in a charity mock trial for the Washington, D.C. Shakespeare Theatre Company in 2011.

    Comment by Freddie Sykes — January 11, 2013 @ 7:00 pm

  25. ^ Thong’s off to the first person who replies “shut up, DOUCHE ”

    If he has a show, which is callable, I will call him up and say, “shut up, DOUCHE!”

    I know how to do these things. I will do it.

    Any chance of getting a glimpse of the “thongs off” thing before that?

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 11, 2013 @ 7:33 pm

  26. Piers should be careful – having six or more packages of epinephrine-based cold medications might make him subject to an early-morning “no-knock” raid by law-enforcement officers armed with automatic M-4′s and HK MP-5′s (nice dog you you have there – shame if anything happened to him…)

    Comment by Thunderbottom — January 12, 2013 @ 6:51 am

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