Prog canon (afternoon reading: gov’t — the oldest profession)


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  1. “It looks like a penis, only smaller.”
    – Old Joke

    Comment by mojo — January 16, 2013 @ 2:52 pm

  2. Maybe we should make a book that we could call Penises of the Porch. You know. So the KisPettes can compare.

    Comment by MIkeG — January 16, 2013 @ 3:28 pm

  3. ^^ MikeG, you go first.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — January 16, 2013 @ 4:53 pm

  4. Back during my ill advised sojourn as an IT tech I had to support the only Mac users in the organization, the Public Affairs staff. About 900 Windows PCs doing the actual work of the organization, but the PA types had Macs. Because they were creative, and everyone knows that if you’re creative you have to use a Mac.

    Even if the extent of your creativity is typing press releases.

    And it was while dealing with the smug Mac users, who acted as though they were hip and edgy partners in some trendy Internet startup instead of corporate drones in the largest insurance company in the US, that I developed the following hypothesis:

    There is a difference between having a big dick, and being one.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 16, 2013 @ 5:30 pm

  5. ^ Smiiiiile when you say Mac user, son. ;)
    (Heck, I still have my original ’84-vintage 128-K Mac around here somewhere.)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 16, 2013 @ 6:35 pm

  6. “… but I reckon most KisPettes already seed one.”

    Yabbut as hot as the KisPettes are, they’ve probably never seen one, uh… deflated.

    Comment by rickn8or — January 16, 2013 @ 7:07 pm

  7. We have now!!

    Comment by geezerette — January 16, 2013 @ 7:08 pm

  8. Yeah, what is that thing he’s packing-around there? Is that supposed to be a dick? Cain’t tell it from here.

    Comment by Hog Whitman — January 16, 2013 @ 7:44 pm

  9. Looks like a derringer. In appendix carry.

    Comment by Fat Baxter — January 16, 2013 @ 8:01 pm

  10. Well, Little Adam there is clearly not one of the Guns of Navarone.

    Really, Doug, I know it’s great art and all that, but if you’re going to apologize for what’s in it, you might want to skip Adam and go to Eve. The gal needs some serious gym time.

    PS: Is is sacrilegious to notice that the angel is the better babe? Though there’s not all that much to choose from either way.

    Speaking of angels, here’s the one the progs are going to end up with soon enough; just wish the rest of us didn’t have to share the experience:

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — January 16, 2013 @ 10:49 pm

  11. Maybe some eye bleach is in order. Especially after looking at the B & C pick in the perkolating post. So, here’s a better angle:×413/g_j/Get-angel.jpg

    Comment by Ironic in Denver — January 16, 2013 @ 10:57 pm

  12. That left boob is more in the enlarged thyroid position than a boobs.

    Comment by geezerette — January 17, 2013 @ 8:25 am

  13. IinD (10)
    Lightbringer (either Lucifer or Obama)

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 17, 2013 @ 1:26 pm

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