The first OshKosh-BGosh checkout lane…? Either that, or a pitcher of my barber`s grand an great grandparents….Haircut an shave = 25 cents, 3 for a dollar. Splash of SureFuck Bay Rum n Brylcreem, extra…2 cents
Comment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 17, 2013 @ 2:00 pm
How much for the goat? The one on the left.
Comment by Hog Whitman — January 17, 2013 @ 1:45 pm
The first OshKosh-BGosh checkout lane…? Either that, or a pitcher of my barber`s grand an great grandparents….Haircut an shave = 25 cents, 3 for a dollar. Splash of
SureFuckBay Rum n Brylcreem, extra…2 centsComment by Colonel Jerry USMC — January 17, 2013 @ 2:00 pm
Baaaaah…
Comment by mojo — January 17, 2013 @ 2:04 pm
It never really hurts to play them this song…
Because I Love You
If you can actually sing it and play it on the guitar at the same time, that’s even better.
If that one doesn’t melt their panties, you’re barking-up the wrong tree.
Comment by Hog Whitman — January 17, 2013 @ 2:59 pm
“you’re the commodity”
A step or so up from being a battery.
(ref: Matrix)
Comment by mech — January 17, 2013 @ 3:23 pm
Hog (4)
1965, senior in high school, slow dance, Bessie, perfume … padded bra.
(What? Well, how d’ya think?)
Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 17, 2013 @ 3:41 pm
^ I was so horny when I was a teenager, I even liked padded bras.
Comment by Hog Whitman — January 17, 2013 @ 4:11 pm
And goats.
Comment by Hog Whitman — January 17, 2013 @ 4:38 pm
People forget this about media as well, especially the news.
And the *real* customer isn’t just the advertiser (though they are part of it), it’s the owners and donors and editors.
Comment by Merovign — January 17, 2013 @ 5:07 pm
“Taxation is the art of plucking tail feathers from a goose, without causing the goose to complain too much.”
– Some English fella
Comment by mojo — January 18, 2013 @ 12:04 pm