I ate my dog’s ticket


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  1. Channeling our Friend Hog here…..

    “Nah, My Balls itch.”

    Love you Hog!

    Comment by Wollf — January 17, 2013 @ 8:47 pm

  2. I cant go to to see Barack Hussein Obama sworn in for a second term due to intense vomiting.

    If I were to go…

    Comment by Brad — January 17, 2013 @ 9:13 pm

  3. “I don’t want to get caught in any frag pattern.”

    Comment by Fat Baxter — January 17, 2013 @ 9:43 pm

  4. Hey, I work for a living!


    Sorry, gotta pay both my mortgage and Obamaphone Lady’s.

    Comment by Steve Skubinna — January 17, 2013 @ 10:24 pm

  5. “I have to wash my cats.”

    Comment by ZZMike — January 17, 2013 @ 11:09 pm

  6. Truly, I despise the entire regime, and will not have the TV on that day. I don’t want one milliwatt of electricity I pay for to be used to show him at his bully, yes BULLY, pulpit, tearing down the freedoms my forefathers pledged their lives to.

    The presstitutes will be orgasmic, and that alone is too much for my Independent mind.

    Piss on ‘em all.

    Comment by JoeBandMember™ — January 18, 2013 @ 6:13 am

  7. I’m sending you two ringside tickets I traded for the donut I was eating. You’ll want to look sassy, so here.

    Comment by TRKOF — January 18, 2013 @ 7:20 am

  8. “I can’t go because if I catch a glimpse of that jug-eared stick insect, I might throw something at him and I don’t wanna get arrested.”

    Comment by Thunderbottom — January 18, 2013 @ 7:32 am

  9. #6, JoeBandMember: When the jug-eared stick insect comes on the TV, I change the channel. It’s either that or get a windshield wiper installed because every time my mom sees Obobo on the “gibbering cyclops”, she spits at the screen.

    Comment by Thunderbottom — January 18, 2013 @ 7:35 am

  10. Go? I can’t watch it on the tee vee or listen too it on the raadio ’cause I got a hangnail that hurts when I try to press them buttons.

    Comment by geezerette — January 18, 2013 @ 8:00 am

  11. The tickets are so valuable that I’m putting them in the tupperware box with the plate and commerative quarters with the paper stickers. And the chia head.

    Besides I need to wash the cat box.

    Comment by mech — January 18, 2013 @ 8:32 am

  12. i have to stay home and watch the chrome rust on my car.

    Comment by jw — January 18, 2013 @ 9:57 am

  13. Sock drawer.

    Comment by DougM (Progophobe) — January 18, 2013 @ 10:05 am

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