^ my exploitive blurring of Chicago gun laws for the sake of a joke
I will not surrender my rights to exploitive blurring of Chicago laws for the sake of a joke!
Did you ever hear about the time when a guy went into a 7-11 in Chicago with a 2×4 over his shoulder and demands all the money? Well the checker just points at him and laughs. So the guy beats the holy crap of him with the 2×4.
As the guy is rifling the cash drawer, the bruised and bloody checker says from the floor, “Hey pal, do me a favor would you? Use some of that money to buy yourself a gun. You’re liable to kill somebody with that 2×4!”
Uhbama couldn’t pass a security check to be a Secret Service or Capitol Police school resource officer.
^Hog (1) – There ya go. I’ve said for years that we should be able to go to the hardware store and buy any gun we like without a permit, but John Q. Public should have to get a license to buy tools and building supplies, You just proved me right. Thank you.
Comment by dick, not quite dead white guy — January 18, 2013 @ 9:27 pm
Doug—very good and the Stilton man is always on his game. I was by a little while ago and sow more of your Prog posts and was thinking after I left how good they are. And right on for a time like this. If only they would go viral and then I thought about Stilton and that its been awhile since I’ve been there or seen him on the Porch here. You guys are dy-no-mite. Have you thought about just having a simple blogger account where you could have your Prog posts always available at one place?
Lloyd- I’m always checking this out around here but don’t get to comment as often as I’d like. Between the blog and trying to keep up a Facebook presence (damn social media) and some personal business, I’m just spread pretty thin. But I’m still posting three new cartoons a week over at HnC and adding my two cents here whenever I can!